Title: Wow.
Rating: PG
Media: fic
Pairing: Luffy/Usopp – or maybe just typical Luffy?
Word Count: 264
Prompt: first kiss

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Usopp sat on a chair in the kitchen, ocne again he was whittling away a piece of wood for a new sling shot. Once again he was on the same theme,

"…but I've never been kissed, Sanji! You can't imagine how that feels! I mean, I've been kissed but I've never been KISSED. It's different, right?" Usopp sighed and paused in his ramblings.

Sanji had been listening to him for what seemed like hours. To be fair to the sharpshooter, Usopp was a great guy but he had been going on and on and ON about this for ages now.

Seriously, ages.

"I just don't know what to do…" Usopp sighed.

Luffy strode past the door and was drawn in by the tone of Usopp's voice. It was that magical skill to seek out the hurt and the downtrodden. Could be handy sometimes.

"What's up Sanji?" Luffy asked, pointing to Usopp behind his head in what had to be THE most obvious way possible.

"Usopp has never been kissed," Sanji summarised, trying to save himself a further long-winded explanation.

"Really?" Luffy inclined his head sideways just a little, "Is that all?"

Luffy stepped forward and settled onto Usopp's lap. He wrapped two rubbery legs around him and pinned the quaking sailor to his chair – and then he kissed him.

With passion and verve, firm and sweet.

A powerful kiss.

Luffy finally lifted his head and stood up.

"There you go," he said, nodding happily. He dusted his hands off and waltzed off down the corridor.

"Uuuuhhhh…." Usopp said.

But boy, did he look happy.

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