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Makai
Hundreds of roars could be heard as the sound of battle filled the air. The ground was watered with newly spilled blood, thick with the scent of decay. Two tribes were fighting for precious territory, as many of their culture do. Neither side was willing to yield, until they felt it. A incredibly potent yokai could be felt as it released an immense pressure, causing even the most bloodthirsty demon to stop. Looking to the north, the demons stood hesitant for a moment before the pressure disappeared. One of the lesser yokai roared out in blood lust, and soon, it spread to every yokai, their instincts commanding them to find and challenge the source for dominance. The tribes then charged across the field, many of the weaker demons being trampled in the process, to the area where the yokai originated.
A few minutes earlier, Forest
A swirling vortex opened in the deeper part of a dense woodland, covered in shadows from the thick branches of ancient trees. Stepping out of the portal was the newly reformed Juubi and battle fatigued Naruto, still unconscious from his transformation.
Looking around, she mentally smirked. 'At least I won't have to deal with the usual mindless animals,' she mused before hearing a blood curdling roar. Grimacing, she swore under her breathe. "I just had to test my luck," she sighed, before gaining a small predatory smirk. "At least I'll be able loosen up a bit." With that, she hid Naruto at the hollowed base of one the trees, then jumped into the trees to slaughter the oncoming legion.
Edge of the Forest
As the demons grew closer, Juubi appeared on branch shrouded in the shadows. Keeping an eye on enemy movement, Juubi pointed a single finger and charged a Bijuudama. Releasing the fully charged blast into the middle of charge, she smirked as she saw the results.
The moment it made contact with the front line, the Bijuudama exploded a huge dome of raw power. For those that weren't incinerated by the intensity of the blast, they were thrown back by the incoming shockwaves, sending most of the legion flying back.
When the blast died down, Juubi surveyed her work with a smile. Charred corpses littered the wasteland, while many caught in the shockwaves were either dead or severely injured. Turning back, Juubi prepared to return to see if Naruto had awakened before feeling a immense amount of KI(killer intent) directed towards her.
A reptilian demon stood in the middle of the blast radius, looking surprisingly uninjured. It hissed menacingly towards the ten-tailed beauty. "You've ruined my entertainment. I was watching these fools attempt slaughter one another, when you annihilated them in one blow," he growled in a gravelly tone.
"So sorry," she replied with an even tone laced with sarcasm, "but they bored me."
The demon reared its head back and let loose a guttural roar of anger. "Then you'll have to entertain me instead."
With that, both demons met in midair, poised to rip each others throats out.
Back with an unconscious Naruto
While Juubi was fighting the lizard demon, Naruto began to stir. Shifting as if having a nightmare, something incredible was happening within Naruto's minds.
Naruto's Mindscape
Naruto was watching as myriad of images flashed through his mind: a legion of demons being cut down in one fluid movement, a gigantic statue with three eyes being hit by a spectral dragon, an ominous tower standing against a dark sky, a gigantic statue of a demon being controlled by a warped angel-like creature. As the images flashed by in front of him, Naruto could only wonder one thing:
'What does this all mean?!"
"Good question. What does this mean, especially to you, young devil?"
Naruto was startled by a guttural voice, and started to turn around. "HEY! WHAT ... the hell-" He was cut off mid rant by who was standing in front of him.
A man with slicked back silvery hair stood in front of him. He was wearing a royal purple nobleman's coat with a white dress shirt underneath. The most noticeable features were a blood red jewel around his neck and a demonic sword. It was curved like a trench knife, with part of it covered in a flesh-like material, making it look all the more menacing.
The man's face slowly curved into a smirk. "Now that I got your attention, let's get down to business. I know how much you hate waiting. My name is Sparda, and what you just saw was mine and my son's time on Earth. We're a family of demon hunters that saved the world, kept balance, yada yada.."
"But how does concern me? Am I like your great-great grandson or something?" blabbed out Naruto, before getting whacked in the head by the hilt of blade.
"Can I finish?" the man asked in an annoyed tone. Getting no response, he continued. "Good. And to answer your question, something like that. From your mother's side, you're related to that sage that got all high and mighty because he sealed a demon with that had a decent amount of power. Now, from your dad's side, there's where the real power is. He happens to be my great-great grandson, making you my great-great-great grandkid. Now that you got a brief look at your heritage, down to business. Now, you remember when you fought your emo ex-teammate, got knocked out by a cheap shot from that emo-bitch Madara, and lost Kyuubi via the extraction?"
"Yeah? Does that have anything to do with why you're here? Or why I turned into that thing? I only remember bits and pieces, but enough to know I killed Madara and Obito." A look of shock passed over Sparda's face, before turning into an amused and prideful smirk.
"Well, you are smarter than I gave you credit for. Yes, for you see, when Madara released the seal, Kyuubi's full power was released into your body for a second. And while normally that wouldn't be enough to awaken your devil blood, the rage you felt, plus the life and death situation, was enough. I also believe Kyuubi tampered with your genes a little, because let's face facts, your healing factor is unique, even by Jinchuuriki standards. At any rate, it was enough for the dormant blood to reactivate, turn you into a half-devil like my sons , Dante, Vergil, and Nero, and go primal on Madara's punk ass," finished Sparda, before taking a minute to catch his breath.
"You still haven't-" Naruto was cut off by an irate Sparda.
"I KNOW! Give me a minute to gather my thoughts. Now, where were we? Oh yeah, the reason I'm is to show you how to use your new power without killing yourself in the process. Now, WAKE UP!"
With that, Naruto was drop kicked back into the world of the living.
Back to the Forest
"Oh god ... why does it feel like Obaa-san used my head like a kick ball."
Naruto slowly began to lift himself, and began to study his surroundings.
'Where the hell am I? Did you have something to do with this Sparda-ojii?' thought Naruto as he looked around, trying to figure where he was.
'Your guess is as good as mine kid. It feels like we're in Makai. Probably here because of the Juubi.'
'What would the Juubi want with me? I haven't done anything to it.'
'The Juubi's a woman kid. Be careful about that, as some demons are very tempramental about be called it. They aren't like the bijuu in your world. Secondly, she probably saw your fight and was curious. Outside of that, I got nothing.'
Naruto was about to ask another question, when a familiar smell assaulted his nostrils. Smelling that and ... flowers, Naruto looked ahead of him. He was met with a gust of compressed air that shook the forest.
'Well well, looks someone's mixing up in that direction. I'll give you three guesses as to who one of them is. Heck, I'm feeling generous. Take five.'
'Haha,' thought Naruto sarcastically. 'I think we both know it's my gracious host. Still, I wonder what she's doing.'
"Well then let's get a move on, lazy gaki," said Sparda as he materialized in a purple flash.
Naruto jumped back in surprise, before pointing an accusatory finger at Sparda. "How the hell did you do that!?" asked the bewildered teen.
"Astral projection with materialization spell. Now come on, let's go," gestured Sparda. "It's rude to keep a lady waiting."
Grumbling under his breath, Naruto hopped onto a tree and jumped into the direction of the fight. Sparda just reared his head back and laughed at his descendents antics.
Back to the Slaughter
Juubi was beyond bored. She thought this demon would be able to give a decent challenge, but he was all talk.
"Hold Ssstill you bitch," he hissed out angrily as he attempted slash at her waist. Catching the arm with one tail wrapping around it, and another poised to strike, Juubi gutted the lizard demon and tossed him into the air.
"Bye. Katon: Endan." With that, the fire bullet incinerated the lizard on contact, making him a crispy shell of his former self.
"Shrimp's on the barbie." she said in a perfect imitation of an Australian accent. Before she felt yet another presence heading her way. 'Two, even,' she mused to herself.
Back with Naruto and Co.
Naruto could see a light in the dense woodland, meaning he was about exit the forest. Getting closer, Naruto could jumped towards the light-
*CRACK*
-only to be swatted down by Sparda.
"WHAT THE HE ... umph!" He was silenced by two things: Sparda landing and covering his mouth, and a giant fireball streaking past where he'd been.
"And that's why we look before we leap kids," replied Sparda in a cheesy kid show host tone.
Naruto's shinobi training kicked in from there. "Sparda," he said in urgent whisper, "I'll create a couple Kage Bushin as distraction, hit 'em with a Rasengan, and you-"
"Technically a ghost kid."
"-do nothing while I secure them."
"Not bad," mused Sparda. "Quick tip though. You can access your yokai to make jutsu stronger or increase your speed and strength, like chakra, Except instead of few cracks in the ground, there's gonna be craters."
Halfway through the advice, however, Naruto left to capture the opponent.
"-but that's a ... HEY YOU LITTLE SHIT! DON'T JUST VANISH WHEN SOMEONE'S TALKING TO YOU!" With that, Sparda face palmed, muttered something about reckless kids, and took off to see Naruto's plan of action.
Back to Juubi
"That should've got their sorry ass. Now back to-"
"KAGE BUSHIN NO JUTSU!"
"-Naruto," finished Juubi, as she was surrounded by twenty copies of Naruto. 'Guess he got up. Saves me some trouble,' mused the pleasantly suprised Juubi.
"Alright lady, was the big idea trying to-" *POOF*.
Generic Naruto clone 1 was cut off as she roundhouse kicked into the sky. Blocking a leg sweep from one of the smarter clones, Juubi grabbed the legs of said clone and used as a mace, taking him and two other clones out of battle. Ten of the other clones charged her from all sides, while the remaining six charged up two Rasenrengan for when there was an opening. Blocking all the clones hits or dodging them, Juubi soon destroyed the clones. Looking out of the side of her eye, she smirked seeing the clones forming the Rasenrengan charge at her.
'Nice piece of strategy. Distract the opponent, then nail 'em with a strong technique when they exhaust themselves.'
Juubi then lashed out, kicking one of the clones, causing one Rasenrengan to destabilize and create an explosion, destroying the other clones.
'But also the oldest trick in the book,' she thought. Before feeling a strong presence right behind her.
'NO! I destroyed them.' Panicked Juubi lashed behind her, before hearing another annoyng *POOF*. The real Naruto then appeared in front of the surprised Juubi, ready to finish it with a Rasengan- when generic rock guy interfered. Tripping Naruto up, he lost focus, causing the Rasengan to fade. And most importantly, land on top of a surprised Juubi.
As the smoke cleared, Juubi looked up and was very much aroused. Having gained the memories of the previously separated bijuu, she had their knowledge and experience added to her own. And looking through Kurama's memories, she had developed a bit of a crush on Naruto. The transformation he had undergone before killing Madara helped a lot too. Add to those facts to the position they were in, Juubi was not complaining.
It was a different story for Naruto. While he may not be a pervert, he sure as hell didn't play for the other team. And with his limited interaction with the opposite gender, this was a wee bit much for him. It sure as hell didn't that he could practically feel Sparda's smug smirk in his direction.
"Way to go kid! Use that Sparda charm!" he then began to wolf whistle, irritating Naruto to no end.
"Shut up Ero-Akuma!" yelled an exasperated Naruto.
"No way kid! I may have missed my sons become men, but I'm not about to miss-" he couldn't finish the sentence as a mysterious hand appeared, grabbed by his ear and made him disappear. If one listened hard enough, you could hear him begging.
Naruto sighed at the antics of his triple great grandfather. He looked up to Juubi and apologized. "Sorry about that. I just met the guy personally, so I'm still getting used to him." Naruto rubbed the back of his head embarrassed. Juubi just gave him a blank look, as if trying to figure him out. "Well, I guess I'm just gonna wait for Sparda to show up." He then tried to get up, but was felt a pair of slender arms wrap around his waist, pulling him back down.
"What's your hurry Na-ru-to?" said Juubi, stressing each part of his name like she was tasting a piece of candy.
Naruto couldn't help gaining a blush. "Y-you see, I k-kinda need to ... um, talk to Sparda. Yeah, he said it was very important. So gotta go find 'em, Miss um-"
"Yuna. My name is Yuna, but you can call me whatever you want hun," finishing her sentence with a sensual smirk.
"Um, okay Yuna-chan! Hey, why did you bring me here anyways?" catching Yuna off guard.
Blushing a bit, she proceeded to tell Naruto what she saw of his fight with Madara. "After you blasted Madara with the Cero, if I remember the name correctly, you reverted back to human form and fell unconscious. Plus, humans would have tried to kill you in the state you were in. So, I took you with me to Makai in order to heal. It took at least three days to get here, and your injuries pretty much took care of themselves. So, I hid you and went to take care of some weaklings who felt our arrival."
Naruto gave you Yuna a bright smile, causing her cheeks to turn a faint pink. "Arigato, Yuna-chan. You probably saved my life."
Yuna gave him a small smile in return. "It was nothing. You helped save me from being used by the whack job Madara."
Naruto then stood up, and helped Yuna off the ground. "Sooo, could you put some clothes on? I-i mean, not that y-your not attractive or anything, b-but-" He was interrupted by Yuna's soft giggles.
"Ok. Normally I'm in my demonic form, so I don't usually need clothes, so give me a sec." Yuna was then engulfed in a bright flash. She now wore a light blue kimono top with elongated sleeves, a matching short skirt over skin tight biker shorts, which was finished by a shinobi sandals with a heel at the back. her hair was done in a ponytail, keeping her hair out of her eyes.
Naruto had a hard time responding due to her new outfit. "You look great," he finally said with a red blsuh, causing Yuna to giggle even more.
"Thank you," she curtsied. "Hey, where did your friend go?" she asked puzzled.
Naruto finally noticed Sparda had 'vanished'. "I dunno. Hey, how long do we have to stay here?" asked Naruto in a concerned tone. A look of shame flashed across her face, telling Naruto something was off. "What's wrong?" he asked in concern for his new friend.
"W-well, the portal can only be used once every two years. I mean, we won't age while we're here, but it's going to seem like a long time." Naruto then gave his new friend a big smile.
"So it's no problem. We just have to wait two years. I thought we'd have to wait something 2,000 years," Naruto replied, before noticing Yuna's expression hasn't changed.
"Naruto, it's not the wait here that's the problem, it's the dimension. Time flows differently here, meaning it flows faster in the human realm. 5,000 years faster to be exact." Yuna then looked away, expecting Naruto to be angry and disappointed. After not hearing anything for a few minutes, Yuna turned to look at Naruto. His face was blank, before acceptance made it's way across this face.
"That's okay. I mean, I did stop the Akatsuki. I'll miss a lot of people, but it's for the best. Plus, there probably would've been another war over you or the bijuu."
"But what about your dream? You could've had kids, grandkids. Heck, they might've even made leader of the Elemental Nations!" Yuna was beginning to get angry. "Don't you care that I've quite possibly ruined your life!?" yelling out that last part.
Naruto just gave her a sad smile in return. "Most of my friends died in the war, including my loved ones. It wouldn't have been worth it if my friends weren't there with me. Plus, many people would've feared me anyway. Let's face it, they would tried to kill me out of fear of another Madara. Plus, you're my friend, so why would I get mad at you?" Naruto then surprised Yuna, and gave her a hug. Overwhelmed, Yuna's previous thoughts and feelings returned full force. So, she did the only sensible thing in her mind at the time: kiss Naruto.
They stood there like that for a minute, before hearing a familiar wolf whistle. They looked slacked jawed for a minute, before staring at the source. Sparda stood there with a cocky grin, but was not alone this time.
"Oh, don't mind us. We're here for the booze." He probably would've gone on, but was hit in the back of the head with a frying pan by a young blonde haired woman.
"Stop taunting those poor kids Sparda, or I'll kick your ass!" she then gave a serene smile to the surprised couple. Walking up to the pair, she gave them a huge hug, before kissing Naruto on the cheek. "Sorry about my husband. He can be a bit of an idiot. I'm your great-great-great grandma Eva, and at one point one of the most powerful witches in the world."
Right after that, they were greeted by an odd trio: a woman looked a lot like Eva, but with revealing clothes, a woman wearing a revealing pinstripe suit with a haircut a bit like Hinata when she was younger, and a man who looked like Sparda, except with messier hair and a red trenchcoat. The man offered Naruto a handshake, a cocky grin similar to Sparda's adorned his face. "The name's Dante, and the two babes beside me are Trish and Lady. But you can call me Uncle Dante kid." Taking his hand, Naruto shaked it with a matching smile. "Nice catch by the way. It's because of our dashing rogue looks you know."
Similarly to his father, Dante was hit upside the head, but with the hilt of a sword. "Don't mind him. Like he said, I'm Trish and that's Lady, but you can call us Aunty." She then pinched Naruto's cheeks, causing him to blush in embarrassment.
A silver haired man with hair slicked wearing a blue trenchcoat back in a manner similar to Sparda walked up as Dante was dragged away by Lady and Trish. He was being escorted by a red head wearing her hair in a braid. She wore a gray shirt that exposed her midriff, a matching pair of gray pants finished by a pair of boots with a heel in the back. "A pleasure to meet you. Ignore Dante. I suspect he took one too many hits to the head during his demon hunting days. I'm Vergil Sparda, and this is my wife Lucia. We are your great-great grandparents, and you'll find out why we're here soon enough," replied Vergil in calm voice, before walking away, leaving a shocked Naruto wondering how Vergil knew what he was going to ask.
Sparda then walked back over to Naruto. "All right, now that introductions are over-"
"Old Man, what the fuck? They still haven't met Nero or Kyrie. Speaking of which, where are those two anyways?" Sparda resisted the urge to smack Dante upside the head.
Before he could answer, Vergil beat him to the punch. "Foolish Dante. If you had listened earlier, you would remember that my son and daughter-in-law left to retrieve something."
"Alright, alright. No need to get so snappy ya prick."
"Are you challenging me, brother?" replied Vergil with a sarcastic sneer.
"I'm practically beggin'," countered Dante while bringing Ebony and Ivory out.
Sparda was about respond when he was cut off again, this time by Naruto. "Will you both shut the hell up, and will someone please tell me why you're here?" yelled the pissed off shinobi. Caught off guard, Dante and Vergil stopped momentarily, allowing Lady to answer.
"It's simple. While you and your lady friend are stuck in Makai, we are going to instruct you in the art of devil hunting. Dante is going to so you how to wield Devils Arms, weapons created from the souls of any devil you destroy. Trish will teach you how to channel demonic energy, while Lucia trains you in hand-to-hand combat. Vergil will build on what Trish shows you, and teach you demonic techniques and sealing, similar to your ninjutsu. Sparda will teach about your Devil Trigger later on, and focus on higher level techniques, like partial transformations. When Nero arrives later on, he'll teach you about using the Devil Bringer, an alternative to Devil Trigger, while his wife Kyrie will teach you about various types of medicine and plants along with Eva. Meanwhile, I will instruct you on how to use different types of firearms, and modern machinery in general. You'll have two more instructors join us, but that won't be until Nero returns. Any questions?" finished Lady.
While Naruto was still trying to process what she just said, Yuna raised her hand.
"Yes. What is it?" replied Lady in a professional tone.
"Umm, regarding what you said in that last sentence, what will we be learning from these last two instructors?" asked Yuna in polite tone.
"I won't ruin the surprise, but I'll tell this much. Blondie over there will know 'em," Lady replied with a bit of a smirk.
"Right, thank you Lady. Now that the reasons are out of the way let's ... yes, what is it Naruto," came the tired response of the annoyed devil.
Naruto, looking around sheepishly, hesitantly asked, "When do we start training?" Naruto then paled as he saw Sparda, Dante, and Vergil's faces break into sadistic smirks.
"Well, aren't you eager?" replied Sparda with a sarcastic that sent shivers down Naruto's spine. "Since you asked so nicely, we'll start right now with ... EVASION!" Sparda, Dante, Vergil reached for their respective guns/sword, and fired of rounds of lightning-charged bullets/Summoned Swords.
Naruto then yelped in surprise before rolling out of the way the first wave, only to narrowly avoid the second.
"ASSHOLES!" yelled the pissed off blonde as he dodged a few more rounds.
"Boys, I think he wants us to go all out. Let's not disappoint the kid," yelled Dante to everyone's amusement and Naruto's chagrin.
Powering up into the Devil forms, they then let loose a barrage of faster and more numerous attacks.
A loud chorus of swear words could be heard for the next few hours, as Naruto dodged nearly every attack with many close calls, much to the amusement of the rest of the group.
'Oh Kami,' thought Naruto as sprinted across the wasteland avoiding shrapnel blown up from the attacks, 'what kind of hell have gotten myself into.'
Poor Naruto. Pray for him, as he's going through hell these next two years. Anyways, the next chapter will probably introduce the R+V characters, and the first day of Yokai Academy. Tsukune will be heading to Yokai Academy, but I have plans for 'him' later on. There's also a poll on my profile for the last three spots in the harem, so let your voice be heard. Read and Review.