Sugar Motta is now in a relationship with Rory Flanagan.
Rory Flanagan:
Artie Abrams: Woohoo…
Rachel Berry: It's okay, Artie. Do you need to come to our girls' night and talk? It's not technically a girl's night anymore, Kurt comes…
Tina Cohen-Chang went from being in a relationship with Mike Chang to being single.
Artie Abrams: Woohoo!
Rachel Berry: Artie! Really, where are your manners?
Kurt Hummel: Enjoying this beautiful starry night with none other than Blaine Anderson!
Blaine Anderson, Lauren Zizes, Noah Puckerman, and 1 other likes this.
Lauren Zizes: Hummel residence, here we come.
Noah Puckerman: We can see you from our car.
Kurt Hummel: Wait…you guys were serious?
Blaine Anderson: It's alright, Kurt, I know the exact place we can go.
David: Once again…it's the tree house in Blaine's backyard, isn't it?
Lauren Zizes likes this.
Blaine Anderson: DAVID ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW?!
Noah Puckerman: Lauren Zizes, Anderson residence here we come.
Sue Sylvester: Where the hell are my Cheerios?
Quinn Fabray: Coach Sylvester? We're not in high school anymore…
Brittany S. Pierce: I'm in the locker room, coach.
Santana Lopez: Exactly! We don't have to be there anymore.
Kurt Hummel: Wait…Brittany, why are you in the locker room?
Brittany S. Pierce: Because, Silly Kurtie, we have Cheerios practice. I don't know why you all aren't here.
Santana Lopez: But you don't…
Quinn Fabray: OKAY, HAVE FUN, BRITTANY!
Brittany S. Pierce likes this.
Santana Lopez is now attending Marymount Manhattan College.
Rachel Berry: …WHAT.
Santana Lopez: BRITTANY! YOU WENT ON MY ACCOUNT WHILE I WAS IN THE BATHROOM!
Brittany S. Pierce: You said it was gonna be hard to tell Rachel, so I did it for you.
Finn Hudson: Gotta love Brittany.
Artie Abrams: I do.
Rachel Berry: …Once again, I will ignore Artie's comment, and I will be the mature one in this situation. Why would it be so hard to tell me? It's not like we would have to even see each other that often.
Santana Lopez: Yeah…I guess you're right…
Rachel Berry: I can't believe my roommate is Santana.
Mercedes Jones, Sugar Motta, Blaine Anderson, and 15 others like this.
Santana Lopez: Surprise…
Blaine Anderson likes Hair Gel.
Kurt Hummel: …Blaine, sweetie…we need to talk…
Rachel Berry and Santana Lopez like this.
Brittany S. Pierce: Really? I thought the dinosaur prom changed that…I guess not
Kurt Hummel: Rachel? Mercedes? I really need to talk to someone…
Rachel Berry and Mercedes Jones like this.
Mercedes Jones: We're here for you, sweetie!
Rachel Berry: Anything, my little Kurtsie Wurtsie
Kurt Hummel: I'm having…issues…
Mercedes Jones: Wiiiiiiith?
Rachel Berry: With whom?
Kurt Hummel: Try with who. It's Blaine, I just…look we bought a home together but didn't tell you all because we weren't sure if we could afford it for long or not, so we didn't want to make things official. But so far things have been working out, and things have just become…suspicious.
Rachel Berry: WHAT! He isn't…
Kurt Hummel: That's what I need help figuring out.
Mercedes Jones: Already devised a plan. Kurt Hummel, prepare to know the truth.
A/N: Yeah, i was thinking the same thing as i was writing it: why would Kurt post something so private on facebook? Well, since this was made out of boredom and has absolutely no intention other than to cure my boredom, let's just pretend that idk everyone in the world was away from their computers except Rachel, Kurt, and Mercedes as they were posting this.
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