Tina Cohen-Chang: Goooooood mooornin'! It's great to stay up late! Good morning to you!
Kurt Hummel, Brittany S. Pierce and Rachel Berry like this.
Santana Lopez: Who were you staying up late with?
Tina Cohen-Chang: Myself…
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Rachel Berry: Plan BABNBCOKHOISTBS is set! 3… 2… 1… action!
Mercedes Jones likes this.
Kurt Hummel: What the…?
Rachel Berry: Group chat, me you and Mercedes now.
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*Chat*
Kurt Hummel: Plan… BASDFGHJKL;' what…?
Rachel Berry: Ahem, plan Blaine Anderson Better Not Be Cheating On Kurt Hummel Or I Swear To Barbra Streisand.
Mercedes Jones: Exactly how long did it take you to come up with that?
Kurt Hummel: About 3.5 seconds. She speaks more words in a minute than I do in an entire week.
Rachel Berry: Off topic, guys! We need to set this plan into action.
Kurt Hummel: You haven't told me how yet.
Rachel Berry: Oh, but my dear Kurtie pie, you won't do a thing. Leave it to Mercedes and I.
Kurt Hummel: You and Mercedes are going to do this whole thing by yourselves?
Rachel Berry: …and maybe a little help from Santana…
Kurt Hummel: What? No way, she'll hold it against me.
Mercedes Jones: And possibly Brittany…
Kurt Hummel: I get it, they're dating. But that's it, seriously.
Rachel Berry: And maybe Quinn…
Kurt Hummel: *sighs* Unholy Trinity, fine. That's. It.
Mercedes Jones: ...and maybe Artie and Tina…
Kurt Hummel: GUYS! STOP!
Rachel Berry: Just trust us on this one, Kurt. Trust me.
*End of chat*
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Tina Cohen-Chang: Because YOU your love your love is my drug!
Noah Puckerman, Finn Hudson and 12 others like this.
Artie Abrams: Won't listen to any advice
Tina Cohen-Chang: Mama's tellin' me I should think twice!
Artie Abrams: But I live to my own devices!
Tina Cohen-Chang: I'm addicted,
Santana Lopez: It's an ever fortunate ritual of rain dance
Artie Abrams: My… friends… think… I've gone crazy…?
Rachel Berry: Santana, those aren't the words.
Santana Lopez: Oh really, Einstein, I'm pretty sure we've established that at this point you know you're not the only one with the desire to rain on other people's parades I swear SI PUEDO OBTENER MIS MANOS EN USTED!
Brittany S. Pierce: Sanny, you know what we talked about with yelling at people in Spanish.
Santana Lopez: …Yeah I know, Britt…
Kurt Hummel: Did you guys just see this? Rachel, Mercedes?
Mercedes Jones: Yeah. I don't get the point.
Rachel Berry: The significance, grammar Mercedes, is that Santana can calm down if Brittany tells her to…
Santana Lopez: Cierra la boca o...
Kurt Hummel: Good to know…
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Rachel Berry: Officially commencing plan BABNBCOKHOISTBS. Take your places, people!
Mercedes Jones, Santana Lopez, and 15 others like this.
Blaine Anderson: WHOA those are a lot of letters. Care to enlighten me…?
Rachel Berry: Kurt Hummel, this is where my advanced knowledge in improvisation acting comes in handy.
Rachel Berry: It's a plan Santana and I are using to prank the loud people in the dorm next to us at college. It stands for… uh… Bored And Bad Neighbors Beginning College Off-topic Individual Stupid Terrible Bashes Stupidly. They continuously have parties every day and quite frankly we've had enough of it. Hope you like cleaning up toilet paper, guys!
Kurt Hummel: …that was really bad.
Rachel Berry: Be quiet!
Blaine Anderson: Omg cool. Update me with the looks on their faces when they see it?
Rachel Berry: Uh, sure…
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Sebastian Smythe: My cousin just gave me three tickets to RENT on Broadway! Can you believe it? Now I just need two extra people to tag along…
Wes, David and 100 others like this.
Wes: Yes, please!
Jeff: Excuse you, but you loathe Sebastian! We were friends from the start, right Sebby?
David: You don't have to pick me, but um yeah please.
Rachel Berry: Yes, you too do not have to choose me, but taking me into consideration would be nice thank you.
Wes: Rachel, how did you even get here?
Rachel Berry: Didn't you know? Sebastian and I became close friends over the summer once Kurt introduced me to Blaine and all his Warbler friends.
Sebastian Smythe: As much as I appreciate all your attempts, guys, I'm really looking for one person in particular…
Blaine Anderson: WOW YES PLEASE CAN I GO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE YOU CAN TAKE KURT AND I YES PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE?
Sebastian Smythe: Well, Blaine, I guess if you really want to…
Wes: HEY! I asked first!
Sebastian Smythe: *rolls eyes* I did say I have two tickets to give away.
David: Just leave him alone, Wes, you know he's too pretentious and ignorant to pick anyone else than who he wants to prey on, anyway.
Sebastian Smythe: Um, hello? I just somewhat said yes, you idiot.
Wes: YES!
Blaine Anderson: YEAH!
Wes: *HIGH FIVE*
Blaine Anderson: *DOUBLE HIGH FIVE*
Wes: *TRIPLE HIGH FIVE*
Blaine Anderson: *TRIPLE QUADROUPLE DOUBLE INFITINY HIGH FIVE*
Kurt Hummel: I'm dating a nerd who can't count.
Finn Hudson and Noah Puckerman like this.
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*Chat*
Rachel Berry: Jeff! I specifically asked you to do one thing, and you can't even manage to do that! I'm going to be the world's greatest triple threat one day and I still managed to devise and do my half of this plan and make sure you're all on task, and I'm pretty sure you didn't even figure out what you want for dinner tonight!
Jeff: What did I do!
Kurt Hummel: Yeah what did Jeff do?
Mercedes Jones: Kurt, you still don't need to know. Rachel, why is he in this chat?
Rachel Berry: Dramatic effect. He won't be allowed to know all this time so at the end of this all, when we find out if Blaine is in fact cheating or not, we'll tell him everything and watch as it all makes sense in front of him.
Kurt Hummel: Typical Rachel…
Rachel Berry: Anyway, back on topic. You were SUPPOSED to get the tickets to RENT with Sebastian tonight! That was all I asked of you!
Jeff: Um, no you also asked me to spy on You-Know-Who and Sebastian tonight when we go…
Mercedes Jones: And how exactly are you doing that without the tickets?
Kurt Hummel: So what do we do now? Jeff's gonna have a panic attack if we don't leave him alone.
Rachel Berry: Jeff, you better figure this one out. It's all on you and if you don't you know what the consequences are…
Jeff: *gulp* I'm on it, Rach.
Kurt Hummel: What are the consequences?
Rachel Berry: Again, dramatic effect!
Mercedes Jones: *sigh*
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A/N: Ah yes, i finally updated this. I have Jeff's way of fixing this to be adorable/hilarious (in my opinion) and i was gonna write it but its like midnight hurr and im just sO TIRED AND I HAVE PLAY PRACTICE TOMORROW FROM 9 AM TO 1 PM AND I WANTED TO GET THIS UP BEFORE TOMORROW NIGHT AND ASFNKDUOSBGUEDAK BFOA i usually start the chapters with something quirky and then get it going to you can expect Jeff's solution to the problem in the next chapter (involves Wes warning: Jeff being adorable) so yeah if you didnt give up on this story then i THANK YOU I LOVE YOU :D
LOVE YOUUUUUUUU
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~Special K-Kray