here is my half comedy and half romantic chapter. hope y`all been laughin` right now. enjoy foo`s!


Chapter 4: The Training, The Argue, And The Path

Azul returned to see blu meditating. "Huh, this must be how he keeps himself strong?" he thought. He touched down and blu quickly sensed him. "I see you really want to learn." Said blu with his eyes closed and was floating in the air.

Azul wasn't like azura when they first met for it was normal for guardians to detect their pathfinders without seeing them.

"Yeah, it's been my dream of meeting a real guardian you know? So, that's why I'm early." Said azul. "Well then…let's get started." Said blu placing his talons back to the ground.

Blu picked up his staff and it started glowing. "Hey blu, why does your staff keep on glowing?" asks azul. "It will tell any enemies that your power ain`t weak and they would back away at that instant." Said blu.

"Ok, what now?" he asks again. "Attack me." Said blu flatly. "What?" said azul not getting blu. "Attack me. That's an order!" exclaimed blu.

Azul pointed his staff at blu and out of nowhere came a burst of fire. The burst of fire quickly went to blu, but with a quick movement, blu`s staff absorbed the burst of fire.

"You need to focus on your target. Not your strength." Said blu as he held his staff firmly in front of him. "Oh yeah? Let's see how you do better!" said azul panting after casting his spell. Blu pointed his staff as the now azul who is in his defending position.

"Aqua's inflatus!" exclaimed blu. Azul was taken off guard as he used his fire spell. "Inferno scutum!" declared azul. The two elements clashed together and formed a burst of smoke to come out.

Azura and jewel were watching the whole thing in a different position and saw azul having a hard time to defend himself from blu.

"I think I'll get use to this." Said aura dreamily. "What do you mean?" asks jewel. "Watching blu becomes the alpha male." Said azura dreamily again.

Jewel was shocked and angry that someone's was trying to steal blu away from her, even though she just treat him like her brother; but deep down, she has a secret fancy on blu.

"Look here missy! No one gonna take away blu from me, and I mean no one! You here!" declared jewel. azura was shocked but she new wasn't a machine that you just shout`s at. "No, you look, he is your brother. Committing incest is very bad." Said azura trying to make a point on her.

"I don't care! He ain`t my real brother anyway. So, what`s bad about it!" said jewel fiercely. "Because he`s mine!" said azura. "We`ll see about that!" shouted jewel.

"Fine! Who ever make blu fall in love first, wins!" Betted azura knowing she would have blu. "You're on!" said jewel arching an eyebrow. Azul fell back on his back for the last time before saying half-time. "Ok, I know now why you're the most feared bird in the jungle." Said azul as blu helped him up.

"You seem to be learning fast. I sense that in no time, you might master the element of the water, or better known in our masters as Aqua's." Said blu. "thanks." Said blu as he shook blu`s wing.

"Hey blu." called azul. "Yeah?" said blu. "I need your help in one more thing." Said azul. "what`s that?" asks blu. "Can you help me with someone?" asks azul uneasily. "Who?" asks blu.

Azul leaned to blu and whispered, "Azura." said azul. Blu formed a smile on his beak and said. "Now we`re getting somewhere." Said blu as he playfully pushed azul. "Yeah, you know us males. We need to get hooked up with someone, one day." said azul in a playful manner.

"A-ight, what ya wanna know on wooin` girlz?" asks blu. "Tell me where to start?" said azul. "A-ight. All ya need is little bit of confidence and swagger. You gotta shake that tail and puff out that chest of yours and talk suavely." Said blu in an African-American tone. "Really?" asks azul.

"Yeah, how ya think I end up as the 'love hawk'?" said blu. "Ok, what next?" asks azul. "Hmm…let me see…uh yes, you need to look your best. And I don't mean look good, but be nice and polite." Said blu.

"Ok…then?" asks azul. "Yo bro, you gotta master those thingz first, so don't sweat it, we`ll move up to somewhere little bit advance next time." Said blu. "Alright, what now?" asks azul. "tell me if there`s any spell or stuff that can give me my vision back?" said blu.

"Yeah there is, but I think it's only a myth." Said azul. "Tell me!" Said blu eager to hear it. "Fine! it`s called The Blood orchid. It is said to heal any disability and can be a cure to any disease." Said azul.

"Alright, where can we find it?" asks blu. "Alright, alright. But first, I need to tell you where we need to go before getting there. There are three extremely and difficult challenges that you need to go through before reaching the blood orchid." Said azul. "What is it?" asks blu.

"Ok, the first one is the 'Flaming steps of Ravenclaw'. It is said that he himself made those steps which whoever steps on it dies. Only the ones with true heart of friendship and love can cross the path. Then comes 'The Sea of monsters'. It is said, that it is the place where all dead and demons alike that showed no mercy in the living world goes. Then last but not least, is the 'Chambers of doom'.it is said to be the place where no man, nor bird or any creatures have ever returned, for the gate keeper of hell; guard`s the pathway of the secret chamber, himself, where the blood orchid is kept." Said azul.

Blu listen carefully and feels like he had heard it from a certain couple in his memory that disappeared and was locked away deep in his subconscious. Then it suddenly popped up to him; his parents use to tell him a story about a blue macaw that conquered this entire task without the power of sight.

Now he compared himself to this blue macaw and figured that he and this blue macaw must have been the same guardians with same conditions.

He turned to azul and said seriously. "I am going to do it." "What! Are you crazy? I'm coming with you, you`ll need a navigator out there." Said azul.

"And maybe we could take azura and your half-sister jewel with us. So I could work my way to azura`s precious heart." He added. "Now we`re talking. Let's wait for them and we`ll tell them where we`re going." Said blu.

Back with jewel and azura, aint nothing`s getting better. "Blu likes me more because I'm nice to him!" yelled azura. "Well, blu likes me more because I've been with him for all his life!" yelled jewel back.

Jewel and azura went back to blu and azul, glaring at each other. Azul noticed this and said. "Is anything alright?" asks azul. Both jewel and azura gazed at him with death glares and said. "Yeah! Anything is all right!" they chorused scaring the hell out of azul and blu.

"You didn't have to do that, yo." Said blu. "Sorry, just getting tired of being close to this girl, right here." Said jewel bitterly. "You're not the only one, dummy!" insulted azura.

They started arguing again and blu and azul did only one thing; separate them. Blu pulled jewel away while azul tried pulling azura away. "Azura, come back tomorrow and we`ll settle this down. And for you young lady, stop being too aggressive!" Commanded blu.

Azura and jewel huffed for the last time and went to their hollows. Jewel went back to her parents hollow while azura went back to hers. Azul turned to blu and said with sarcasms.

"This is gonna be harder than I thought It would be." "Tell me about it. Too over-heated heads need to be cooled down by the master of chillin` down." Said blu. "Catch you later, bro." said azul. "Yeah, see ya." Said blu.


review on what you think, as usual.

now the real adventure and mysterious powers and characters comin` in in the future.

sorry for taking so long again. hope y`all understand, my schedule is tighter than an extra tight underwear and shorts. hehehehe, i`m good with this jokes.

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