Sly's P.O.V.

Sly: Panda King and I left Romania and made it through Hungary. During the entire trip, I couldn't stop trying to figure out how Clockwerk's parts became like new again. I checked to see if Bentley had figured out how, but his database kept drawing a blank. He did tell me that there was however a robbery at the Louvre museum. The only things taken were the small remaining pieces of Clockwerk's Hate Chip. Could it really have been reassembled? Could that be what reformed his parts? One thing was for sure; Clockwerk wasn't kicking quite yet, but rather was being rebuilt. The final question is, by whom? Who would want to remake that robot nightmare?

Sly: Eventually, Panda King and I stopped in picturesque Slupsk, Poland; funny thing was it wasn't picturesque at all. Construction signs and eviction notices were tagged on every wall and door in the area. Digging vehicles and wrecking balls were scattered around the town. I had Bentley do a little bit of hacking and he dug up information on the foreman, an oversized mole named Java. Java was nothing but a small Peruvian mole when he learned he had a knack for destruction. Every class in elementary school was the same, something got broken and the usual culprit was always behind it. He eventually went into therapy where he learned to control is habits for breaking things. Little did his therapist know that he would use the 'controlled destruction' as a means of committing various crimes across the globe. He made it big, but was eventually caught. Recently he was busted out of the Minnesota State Prison for unknown reasons. Undoubtedly, this psychotic rodent was working for the same person that hired Cultokz and Lisp, and if that was the case, I'd need to stay out of his sight.

Sly Cooper in:

And BOOM! Goes the Dynamite

Main Story

Sly exited the hideout and pulled out his Binocucom.

Bentley: Wow Sly, this is not how a Polish city should look. Java has this place locked down tight. If we get some information from around here, maybe we can find out what Clockwerk part(s) he's after.

Sly: Let me guess, recon time?

Bentley: That is correct.

Sly: By the way, did you finally get us tracked yet?

Bentley: Sadly, no. I just don't get it; you should at least have one coordinate by now.

Sly: Well, now that you know where I am, think you could send Carmelita here?

Bentley: Sorry Sly, but if we send her over, it could complicate the mission. She'll undoubtedly be spotted.

Sly: Makes sense.

Bentley: Okay then, that giant drill over there looks highly suspicious. It's not dulling out whatsoever. Take a close-up picture of it and maybe I can examine the metal used in it.

Sly put away his Binocucom and made his way near the drill. It was about as tall as a house, and had a 10 foot diameter. It also had 6 individual spikes scattered around it. Sly took a picture and sent it to Bentley. Bentley responded, "Uh… Sly, do those spikes look familiar; the way they're curved? I think those might be Clockwerk's talons! That must be what Java's part is in all of this. However, that drill is spinning way too fast for us to just snatch them. See if there's anything around here that could be powering it." Sly stashed it away and made his way to the supposed center of town. In place of where a town statue would be was a large machine instead. Sly snapshotted it and sent it to Bentley. "Sly? This has got to be the engine for that giant drill, as well as many of the other machines around here. Wait, hold on… JUST AS I THOUGHT!"

"What?" asked Sly.

Bentley replied, "You see those multiple chambers on the machine? Those are undoubtedly the Clockwerk Lungs, Stomach, and Heart! Java has much more parts than I thought he would've. We can't have a crack at that machine quite yet, though. Way too much attention would be drawn."

Sly put it away and headed for a building that said, "Teh Bar" on the front. Sly took a picture and sent it. "This must be where all of the guards go to when on their break. From the looks of it there's an arm-wrestling competition taking place soon. Okay, now that you have some information on this place, go and find Java. He may have some information for us that he'll unknowingly spill." Sly went to go look for Java and, after about 20 minutes, found him exiting a bar. He was about twice as tall and fat as Murray, had red fur, brown eyes, long claws, a miner hat, and a pair of blue jeans. Bentley then said, "Quick Sly, follow him and see what he's up to."

Sly followed Java from above, the mole not realizing he was being pursued. Java then stopped at the main generator, chuckled, and said to himself, "Beautiful; All of that energy being created by such simple parts. This town was simple to take from its people." Java continued to move along, and stopped next to his drill. He then spoke again, "Amazing what power can be dealt with those small blades; makes digging much easier to do. Of course, along with my generator, the only thing powerful enough to destroy it is my high-grade Molotov Cocktails I keep in the basement of the local inn. Once those parts are collected, then I set off the boom. HAHAHAHAHA!" Sly tailed Java a little more until the mole got a phone call. Bentley then said, "Sly, record that conversation. I want to get every detail of it, as it may come in handy." Sly pressed record right when Java began talking.

Java: Yah?

? (in a morphed voice): Did you find them yet?

Java: No no, it will take more time to find such beauties as those.

?: Well time is of the essence. If those wings are found by someone else…

Java: Relax, relax, everyone is driven out of the area. Also, my sonar indicates the Clockwerk wings are below where my big drill is drilling. Once found, we send to you, and I get big time pay.

?: These eyes and tail feathers are becoming rather annoying to look at without the rest of the major parts! I want those wings, talons, and internal organs delivered to me by tonight or you're being strapped to the dynamite that will make this town go, as you like to say all the time, 'Boom!'"

Java: Not a problem boss, not a problem.

Java hung up the phone and Sly stopped recording. Bentley then said, "The wings, too? How are you two going to carry all of those parts?!"

Sly then replied, "We'll figure that out later. We can't let that oversized rat find those wings, otherwise we won't have many more parts to find before Clockwerk's frame is remade."

Job Complete

Bentley Tech

Bentley: 10 Clockwerk parts, guys, and if Java finds those wings, he'll have 12 to deliver to his unknown employer. While I'm decoding what the voice anonymizer was hiding, we'll need to make Java's operation go 'Boom!' Java said that the local inn is where he's keeping his high-grade dynamite. Sly, we'll need you to pick-pocket for a key to unlock the basement hatch. Then you can just walk out of there and place the explosives. Unfortunately, if we place them in the wide open, someone will get suspicious. We need to disguise the bombs with a good coating of paint.

Bentley: From what I hear, they sell paint at the bar for unknown reasons. Luckily they're holding an arm-wrestling contest. Panda King since you're strong enough we'll need you to enter, but they only accept construction workers as participants. We'll need Sly to pickpocket for a full uniform for you to wear. Once you have both objects, head back to the base for the continuation of the plan.

Main Story

Sly left the hideout and pulled out his Binocucom.

Bentley: Okay Sly, if you want this plan to go through, you'll need to pickpocket 4 items, a worker's hat, blue overalls, a white t-shirt, and the inn's basement key.

Sly: Those clothes seem a bit large for me to wear, don't you think Bentley?

Bentley: Sly, we've been over this a million times; Panda King is the one wearing the outfit. Your job is to get the explosives.

Sly: Guess I didn't get the message enough.

Bentley: Just do your job. If Java gets those wings then I'm blaming the failed mission on you.

Sly put away his Binocucom and started pick-pocketing the gorilla guards. He first obtained the t-shirt, then the overalls, then the hat, and finally the key, all done within a half-hour. "Great Sly, now use that key on the inn's hatch door. If Java wasn't lying to himself, then it should be chock-full of dynamite." Sly made his way towards the inn. When he reached it, he inserted the key and opened the hatch. "Jackpot! With all of these explosives, those machines won't stand a chance!

Job Complete

Panda King left the base and, right before he entered the bar, threw on the disguise. When he was inside, he saw many gorilla guards arm-wrestling. The bar tender looked at him then turned his attention back to the gorillas and said, "HEY BOYS, we got fresh meat!"

They all looked at the panda and the biggest one confronted him. "So you new here?!"

Panda King nodded.

The big gorilla then said, "Time for initiation: you arm-wrestle me. Undoubtedly you lose, but as your arm heals later-on you'll realize where you place is… at the bottom."

Panda King cocked his eyebrow and said, "Really now? What makes you think I will lose?"

The big guy then said, "You honestly think you can beat me? I run this entire bar!"

Panda King responded, "Then to save you the humiliation by overthrowing your ownership, I will cut you a deal. If I win, I get that supply of paint over there."

The gorilla said, "All you want is paint?! You're on, sissy!" He then laid his arm on the table, elbow-down. Panda King did the same and the two locked hands. A timer went off and the two began to try and push each other's arm down. 5 minutes had passed and beads of sweat were crawling down both of their faces. "Feeling tired yet!?" taunted the gorilla.

"Not at all." replied Panda King. 2 more minutes had gone by and when it appeared to be a perfect stalemate, Panda King pushed with all his might and knocked the back of the gorilla's hand to the table-top. The crowd gasped while Panda King dusted off his hands. "I'll be taking the colors orange, yellow, and silver please." said the Panda King with pride. The bar-tender did not hesitate and just slid the paint cans down the table to the panda. He left the bar while the guards were all looking down at their defeated comrade.

Job Complete

Bentley Tech

We've collected all of the necessary components to take down Java's operations. Sly, you'll need to tag along with Panda King as he lays the explosives so that you may paint them immediately afterwards. Once the bombs are set, Panda King will light them in a chain reaction leading all the way from the generator to the drill. Once both machines are offline, you two go in and carry each of the parts back to the base. The sooner this is accomplished, the sooner we can look for those Clockwerk wings ourselves, and prevent the resurrection of a monster in the process.

Main Story

Sly and Panda King both left the base carrying the paint and dynamite respectively. They had reached the generator and Panda King placed 4 bombs, Sly painting them immediately afterwards. Once they had completed that, they made for the drill and did the same with each of its support beams.

They both went back to the base to drop off their items and Sly left once more, but with wire. He pulled out his Binocucom and focused in on the generator.

Bentley: We have the bombs rigged Sly, but if we want this to work we need to make sure they all go off at the same time. Hook up the explosives with Panda King's fuse wire. If we connect it all the way back to Panda King's switch box, then all of them will go off simultaneously. The mess will be too large and the confusion will provide enough cover to collect the parts.

Sly: Easy enough.

Sly stashed it and began trailing the wire from the base, to the generator, and finally to the drill. When he made it back, Panda King pushed the box and an immense series of explosions were heard. Bentley then said, "Quick, before you two are seen you need to collect the parts!" Sly and Panda King made their way to the rubble to find a large pit filled with the remains of the generator. They searched for 5 minutes and for some reason the lungs, heart, and stomach were not in the pile. They then heard a loud chuckle coming from outside of the pit. They looked up and saw Java, arms folded and a twisted grin slapped onto his face. "Looking for something?!"

Sly replied, "Where are they, Java?"

"What ever could you mean!?" responded the mole.

Sly said, "Where are the Clockwerk parts?"

Java smiled and said, "Oh those… yeah I am in no more use of those hunks of junk. You see, I already found what I was looking for. So I deliver them to the boss who surprisingly arrived right when they were founded." Java began laughing even more as Sly saw the same blimp from Romania take off. Inside the station of it he saw a shadow looking down at him. It blinked then left as the airship flew higher and faster. Java laughed even more then said, "And now, the boss wants you disposed of for good." From behind Java came a robot suit similar to what Bentley used to fight the Black Knight back in Medieval England, but with a drill for a right hand, chainsaw for a left hand, and a cannon on the back of it. Java jumped into the suit and shouted, "Time to Boom you up!" Java jumped into the pit and the fight commenced. Java tried several times to slash with his chainsaw, missing both Sly and Panda King. "STAND STILL!" shouted the mole who eventually launched his drill as a rocket, homing in on Sly until it lost velocity and fell to the ground. Panda King launched a few fireworks into the hole where the drill was, causing Java's suit to shake. While Java tried to repair the controls, Sly whacked at his face until the robot came online again. "No more hitting, Runts!" Java said, growing a new drill in place of the old one. Java slashed again with his chainsaw a few times then launched a few land mines from his cannon onto the ground before he fired another drill rocket. Sly avoided both of the hazards until the rocket went dormant again. Panda King fired more rockets into the drill hole and caused the suit to become immobile again. Sly whacked at Java's face more until the robot was revived. Java slashed with his saw and then launched even more mines, some of them being unstable. Java launched one more drill rocket, chasing Sly while he avoided the mines, early-exploding ones included, until it crashed into the ground again. Panda King fired a few more rockets into Java's suit, and Sly did a few more whacks, causing Java to go dizzy and have his suit fall forward, the last thing being heard from him was the word, "Boom."

Job Complete

Sly's P.O.V.

Sly: That explosion-crazy, technopathic Java was taken care of. A lot of construction will have to be put into Slupsk, but we didn't know the first thing about it. So we just brushed off and left. We would've stayed so Carmelita could pick us up, but if authorities found out of me being there, they would take me and there'd be nothing she could do, due to international authority laws. So instead of letting them find us, we let the find Java, who was eventualy penalized for mass destruction, and locked in a cozy cell in solitary confinement where the faint echoes of the word 'Boom' could be heard.

Sly: We had lost almost all of the Clockwerk parts so far. The only two left were the Brain and Beak. Who was this person trying to reform Clockwerk? And how does he know I exist? Coopers aren't really known for revealing their thieving ways to the public, so it has to have been someone we've met. Obviously it couldn't be Dr. M, LeFwee or Arpeggio, since all three of them are deceased, and le Paradox, from what I've heard from Bentley and Murray, is held in complete captivity. Could it be Raleigh? Tsao? Either way whoever it is, is bad news to the Cooper Gang.