Here we go, the story to how this disastrous night came to be! Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own Blue Exorcist.
Yukio had always tried to live his life with a clear head and lots of patience. Usually he was able to keep his cool in the most dangerous or scary of situations, but life always has some pesky exceptions. For him, the exception was his brother and his idiotic actions. There was something about the way Rin was able to procrastinate or not listen that drove Yukio to the edge. One day, he was finally forced to take a step off the ledge. It all began when Rin was busy sleeping rather than study for the test he had the next day.
"Nii-san, wake up," Yukio pushed his brother off the bed, expecting the hard floor would jolt him awake. Rin thumped to the floor but continued snoring which gave Yukio the incentive to lovingly kick his twin awake. Five minutes of kicking later, Rin finally cracked his eyes open.
"Wha'?" he mumbled, confused bu the fact that he was on the floor. Above him stood his brother staring down at him with his eyes hidden by the glare on his glasses.
"Time to study," Yukio grabbed Rin's collar and dragged him to the desk in the corner of the room.
"I don't need to study!" Whined the supposed "older brother." Yukio suppressed the urge to roll his eyes and list off Rin's past test scores (2, 13, 1, 27...the list goes on and on) and instead he opened his mouth to begin lecturing his brother about the importance of studying. Luckily for Rin he was interrupted by his cellphone's ringing.
"Hello?" He answered, grabbing onto Rin's hair when he tried to escape.
"Time for work," Shura replied on the other end, and hung up. Yukio pushed down a growl and
went to go get his supplies for the job. Rin watched his brother and connected the two incidents.
"Job?" He perked up. Grabbing his sword in one hand and his brother in the other, Rin began to drag Yukio out of the room.
"What makes you think you're going?" Yukio growled as he tried to pry Rin's fingers off his arm. His efforts were proving to be a waste; there was no way Rin was letting go any time soon.
"Experience is better than studying!" Came his brother's reply, and he started to run even faster, causing Yukio to just give up and drop it for now.
Yukio's eyebrow twitched as he watched his brother combat the demon in front of them. He was trying to stab the poor thing or burn it with his flames when all he really had to do was calm it down by playing with it. If he just listened to his younger brother, or the double meanings of the dog's actions, they could have gone home by now.
"Rin you idiot, what are you do-" Shura's eyes widened before ducking to avoid the giant fireball that flew right over where she was standing. Yukio wasn't as lucky, getting his clothes burned to the point of falling off as he tried to dive to the side. Then, the dam on Yukio's patience broke.
"Shura?" The red head looked over to find her friend, surprised to seem him with a dark look adorning his face. "It is time to initiate the plan," he glared at his brother and begun to chuckle evilly. Shura slowly smiled, looking even more demonic than Satan himself, and laughed along with him.
This was going to be fun.
"We should go out to eat," Yukio said out of the blue. Well, to Shiemi and Rin it was completely random. However, Rin was too distracted by the blonde to really notice the strange actions of his brother. He was even oblivious to the malicious intent that was emitted from the creepy smiles shared between Yukio and Shura.
"We can go out tomorrow then," Shura proclaimed while haphazardly swinging her bottle of drink around. She looked at Bon, Shima and Konekomuru, who nodded slightly in return. She giggled softly and brought the bottle closer to her mouth.
Operation Embarress the Crap Out of Rin is a go.
Phase One: Make him late and let gravity do the rest.
Yukio walked over to his brother's alarm clock. It was set to 4:00, which would allow Rin an hour to fuss over his appearance ("Do you think Shiemi will like this shirt?") and get to the meeting place on time. Flipping the clock around, he switched it off while holding in his giggles. Yukio knew his brother very well; he knew that without an alarm Rin wouldn't wake up until at least 5, maybe later. He would probably calmly look at the clock before throwing his clothes on, sprinting to the meeting place, and runing into Shiemi because he literally couldn't stop himself.
Yukio grabbed nine dollars from his wallet and stuffed it in the front pocket of the pants that were lying on the floor. He grabbed the other pairs of pants and threw them into the bottom of the dirty clothes hamper. Yukio knew that amount would only buy one plate of spaghetti, the food that is most likely to cause anyone grief if they share it. Walking out of the door, Yukio smiled to himself.
Phase Two: Sorry, I can't make it...
As Shura, Yukio and the boys watched the end of phase one, which was more successful then they had ever dreamed it would be, they whipped out their phones in preparation for phase two.
"Hey, why isn't Izumo here?" Bon asked suddenly. The rest of the group perked up and looked around to realize that the grumpy girl was no where to be seen.
"I asked her, but she said she would rather dance ballet in front of an army of angry demons than hang out with me," a disappointed Shima replied. Everyone stared at him for a moment, prompting the poor boy to ask, "What?"
"...Anyway, I'll go first," Yukio directed the group back to the mission at hand. He dialed Rin's number while watching his actions from a coffee shop across the street. Rin answered the phone and Yukio gave him a brief excuse about having to take an urgent job with Shura and hung up. He nodded at Bon, who shot Rin a quick text, and looked back to the two friends outside. They started to head towards the restaurant by themselves. All according to plan.
"Okay, onto phase three," Shura cackled and rubbed her hands together evilly.
Phase Three: Give the waitress the wrong idea
"Hi!" Shura claimed the attention of the waitress that was serving Shiemi and Rin, using a fake, bubbly voice that was creeping the boys out. The waitress stopped and smiled at the group.
"Hello. Would you like a table?" She asked politely. Yukio nodded, so she started to lead them towards the corner in the opposite side of the room from the target.
"Perfect," Bon chuckled, enjoying the fact that he got the best seat to watch Rin make a complete idiot out of himself. Hearing his chuckles, the waitress looked over at him with a confused
and suspicious expression.
"Excuse me?" She looked warily at them. Shura and Yukio looked at each other, simultaneously thinking the same idea and agreeing.
"Well, you see, our friends over there just started going out so we wanted to spy on them. They're so cute, aren't they?" Shura innocently explained to the unsuspecting waitress.
"Oh, really?" The girl looked towards the "couple" in question, squealing in delight that her assumptions were correct. "Well, I could help you, if you like," she offered. The whole table emitted a dark aura, scaring the waitress and anyone else in a ten foot radius.
"That would be wonderful," Shura purred, smiling darkly. The waitress snapped herself out of her scared mindset and waved the group to follow her to the kitchen.
Phase Four: Get him drunk and let his stupidity do the finale
Shura walked towards Rin and Shiemi with what looked like a water pitcher. That's what the other waitress thought, that's what the cooking staff thought it was, but in reality it was some of Shura's special sake that she sacrificed to complete this mission. Yukio and the others were watching her movements along with the rest of the kitchen staff. She approached the table and refilled Rin's glass, thanking the gods that he was way too distracted eating to notice her. She giggled and practically skipped back to the kitchen to watch the rest of the mission play out. They all looked on as Rin grew more and more drunk in a matter of minutes. Then, it finally happened.
The kiss. The waitress and the kitchen staff fell over as they were taken over by the feels of seeing a cute "couple" kiss in public. The Kyoto trio gaped open mouthed as they had no idea this was going to happen, unlike Yukio and Shura. The two masterminds high fived as they succeeded in making Rin's friendship with Shiemi about ten times more awkward than it was in the beginning of the night.
Operation Dinner Date was a success.
And so now you know how diabolical every one can be :)
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-NeverMakesSense