Hi! It's Lilli; here is what I'm calling episode 1. Prepare yourself for my strange ideas! And tacos… Oh ya, sorry it took so long! I've been watching Danny Phantom. Sorry if it's in Present tense then it changes to past tense.
I DO NOT OWN TOTAL DRAMA!
We see the host and co-host standing in the middle of an old amusement park, under a rollercoaster.
"Hello, I am Chris McLean!" The host says.
The co-host pushes him to the ground and smiles at the camera.
"And I am your beautiful co-host, Blaineley!" She says.
Chris gets up and pushes Blaineley out of the way. He then looks at the camera.
"On this season of Total Drama, we have an all new location and all new contestants!" He says.
Blaineley gets up, just as a bus pulls up. All the contestants come out.
"The contestants are, Anita, Amaryllis, Laine, Jasmine, Annelle, Astrid, Martin, Caleb, Vanessa, Phineas, Tsuki, Alexia, Kyle, Karisa, Hanzo, Mia, Rafael, Aithene, Muranda, Brooke, Annalysia, Markus, Dominic, Kelly, Carol, Brianna and Taylor!" Blaineley says taking a deep breath after.
"Really, you get to introduce all of them?" Chris yells at her. "Why am I even letting you co-host?"
"It's in both our contracts." She says
"I really need to talk to someone about that." He says
The camera turns to the contestants. First a blonde girl with glasses wearing mostly pink is shown. She smiles and waves the minute she notices the camera.
"Hello world! I am Brooke McLean and I will win because I'm the smartest!" She says laughing.
Then she notices Chris.
"Hi Uncle Chris!" She yells, and then starts to spin.
A boy with purple hair and orange eyes notices Brooke spinning and stops her.
"Brooke, please stop that." He says.
"Aw, fine Tay Tay." She says kissing him.
They stop kissing and Taylor notices the camera.
"HI MOM! I'M ON TV!" He yells.
Next a girl with brown hair is shown.
"Hi, I'm Kelly Sunshine! And I really want a HUNKY boyfriend!" She says smiling at the camera.
The camera turns a girl with a brown hair with red and yellow bangs talking to a boy with darker brown hair. They are oblivious to the camera.
"I'm Astrid." The girl says.
"Cool, I'm Caleb." The boy says.
"You like Hetalia too?" Astrid says noticing his shirt.
"Yep." Caleb says.
"WELL WHO CARES ABOUT HETALIA, WHEN YOU HAVE BROCCOLI?" A girl with brown hair says while throwing broccoli into the air.
"Who are you?" Caleb asks.
"I am Carol and I'm the world's number one broccoli fan!" She says.
"Ew, I hate people who like broccoli." Kelly says.
"WELL YOU ARE A MONSTER!" Carol yells.
The camera man becomes afraid of Carol and turns the camera to a dark brown haired girl who is talking to a dark red haired boy and a girl with black and white hair.
"So hey, I'm Brianna." The first girl says.
"Cool, I'm Dominic." The boy says.
"Well I'm Anita and I think Brooke is really HOT!" The second girl says.
A shy girl with black hair walks over to them.
"Um, Brooke is dating Taylor." She says.
"I don't care, and who are you?" Anita says.
"I'm Tsuki and I'm Brooke's best friend." She says.
"OHHHH! Can you get her to like me?" Anita says.
"I don't know." Tsuki says looking down.
The camera turns to back to Chris.
"Ok, that's enough screen time for them!" He says.
"HEY!" Says all the characters that weren't shown on camera except Hanzo who is standing there quietly.
"Alrighty, when I call your name that means you're on team one." Blaineley says. "Annalysia, Markus, Vanessa, Hanzo, Amaryllis, Alexia, Annelle, Jasmine, Laine, Aithene, Rafael, Taylor, Kelly, and Carol."
"Aw, I'm the same team as broccoli hater!" Carol yells.
"Oh! Hunky guy on my team! Yes!" Kelly says looking at Taylor.
They all go to stand by Blaineley.
"Ok the rest of you stand by me. Brooke, Astrid, Caleb, Tsuki, Martin, Karisa, Anita, Phineas, Mia, Muranda, Kyle, Dominic, and Brianna!" Chris says.
"Can our team name be the Mighty Mighty Tarantulas?" Caleb asks.
"OHHHHH! If we're picking names, then can my team be the Blue Sparkly Broccolis?" Carol says clapping.
"No, I already chose the team names." Chris says.
"Then what are the names?" Martin asks.
"Team one you are the Acidic Tuna and team two you are the Rabid Moose!" Blaineley says.
"OK, so this season we are doing things a little different. You will be saying in small old motels until you are voted off. When that happens you will take the Slingshot of Losers." Chris says pointing to giant slingshot.
"Where did you get the money for that?" Jasmine says.
"From Blaineley." Chris says.
"Wait, What?" Blaineley says.
"Yes Blaineley, I used your money to buy the slingshot." Chris says.
"Ok, a will first take you to the motels and then I'm gonna destroy Chris." Blaineley says making a fist at Chris.
Blaineley walked down a path that leads to 2 abandoned small buildings. They look like 2 houses that no one wanted. The teams go in them and Blaineley grabs a bat. Then she chases Chris.
Confessional-
"Well so far I hate Carol and I think Taylor is perfect for me! I mean he's hunky and…..um that's it. The only thing in the way is Brooke." Kelly says sitting cross-legged.
"Is it just me or is Anita looking at me like she's a dog and I'm a bone?" Brooke says.
"ATTACK KELLY! She's a broccoli hater and I'll get her for it!" Carol says making a fist.
"I'm glad Brooke is here. That Sunshine girl is really weird." Taylor says.
"Wow this is pretty cool I guess. Although I don't think this place is completely safe...but I wonder how much fun this is going to be, I mean its defiantly going to be fun, because I'm here! And another thing this Brooke girl is hot! Oh so hot...mich und das Mädchen konnte Spaß haben...but I hope I met some cool people here too. WE CAN ALL PARTY TOGETHER!" Karisa says.
"Kyle seems a little cute." Alexia says.
"Well, this place isn't totally looking bad." Kyle says.
Tsuki sat there for a minute quietly. Then she softly said, "Hi…"
"Well, this place lacks wildlife. It's all…" Dominic says before the camera falls.
They get the contestants and lead them down to a lake with tow tables in front of it. On the tables are big boxes. Chef pulls a rope that pulls away the boxes. Underneath are what looks like a taco shell under a ton of guacamole.
"Ew, what is that?" Jasmine says,
"Tacos." Blaineley says.
"What's in them?" Dominic says.
"Guacamole, beef, chicken, sour cream, hot sauce, tomatoes, cheese, beans, peppers and onions!" Chris says.
"WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU MAKE THOSE THINGS?" Mark asks.
"I got the idea from a math game online." Chris says.
"Oh ya! I sent you the link to that!" Brooke says.
This makes Astrid kick Brooke.
"Why would you do that?" Brianna asks.
"I don't really know." Brooke responds while rubbing her knee.
"Ok, let's get this challenge started!" Chris says while he pushes them all to the tables.
Anna starts eating it no problem. Then Mark shoves a lot into his mouth.
"THIS IS STUPID!" He says between bites.
This makes Anna giggle a little. Then Vanessa eats a lot but pukes it out. To make it worse, the puke lands on a very pissed off Astrid.
"You bitch!" Astrid yells punching Vanessa in the gut.
"Hey!" Vanessa says pulling out her knife, only to have Astrid knock it out of her hand and push her into the lake. Before Vanessa can get out of the lake, Tsuki finishes her taco first along with the rest of The Rabid Moose making them win. The rest of team Acidic Tuna glare at Vanessa.
Confessional-
"AH! I really hate Vanessa! I wish Callahan auditioned with me." Astrid says.
"Well thanks to Astrid, I'm getting voted off! I'll be back for my revenge someday!" Vanessa says.
"Ok, if I give you a pickle you're safe." Chris says.
"Why pickle?" Laine asks.
"Because pickles are fun. Anna, Mark, Alexia, Amaryllis, Hanzo, Annelle, Jasmine, Laine, Aithene, Carol, Rafael, and Taylor." Chris says handing out the pickles.
"And the last pickle goes to….Kelly!" Blaineley says.
"You are all gonna pay!" Vanessa says.
She is brought to the Slingshot of Losers and is sligshoted away.
"Will Kelly fall in love with Taylor? Will Brooke ever become smart?" Chris says.
"Will Chris get beaten to death by my bat?" Blaineley says.
"Find out next time on Total. Drama. Wild Ride!" Chris says.
A/N-So there's episode one! I'll try to make episode 2 come up sooner. Sorry that toke long….Anyway Laters!