Mr. J: welcome back

Naruto: (waves)

Mr. J: So looking at the news today, I didn't know the pope could step down, I guess the last time that happened was in the 1400's.

Orochimaru: (in clergy clothes) Dam, well lets see who they get to cover up my…I mean our….I mean the molestation charges which are false (sweats)

Naruto: (backs away)

Mr. J: that was just my opinion don't get your underwear in a bunch. I don't own anything so on with the show

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Naruto was walking down the road when he heard a fight going on. He jumped up onto a tree and made his way to the battle.

When he got there he saw a girl about 4 years older than him panting over a dead shinobi from Iwa (hidden village in the rocks). She was looking at her victim and lost consciousness. Naruto saw that she was falling so he sped up and caught her before she could hit the ground.

He looked at her to make sure she wasn't to badly hurt and noticed she had a Kumo headband. Naruto made two shadow clones to make up camp a mile from there. Naruto made his way after the clones and sat her down against a tree. He knew better than to disrobe a girl so he wasn't going to take off any of her clothes, just treat what he can.

When the clones were done setting up camp he set her down on a cot and went to work bandaging her up. While he was fixing her up Kyubi told him that she felt something familiar about this person. When Naruto flared some of Kyubi's chackra, blue chackra rose to meet it. KIT, THAT IS THE NIBI JINCHIRICKI, SHE HOLDS THE TWO TAILED CAT, TAKE CARE OF HER KIT, SHE WAS A GOOD FRIEND TO ME. Naruto nodded and fixed her up and let her sleep.

He noticed on her shirt was a nametag that said bitch. He knew that wasn't her name, and waited for her to wake up.

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When the girl woke up she realized she was on a soft mattress and jumped up and got out a kunai and got into an attack stance.

Naruto smiled from his chair and waved and motioned to some fish that he caught earlier. She saw the fish and her stomach growled and she blushed. "Don't worry, its not poisoned, and no I just got the wounds I could see, I did not disrobe you, the rest you will have to do for yourself. Eat up, and take a bath in the river over there (he pointed to his right where the sound of running water was coming from. He got some soap and put it near a stump with a towel.

She looked at him cautiously and grabbed a plate of fish and began to eat. She kept her eyes on the man that saved her. Naruto smiled when she began to eat. "My name is Naruto. I am currently on a training trip to gain experience in the world. I am from the leaf, I know you are from Kumo, but I don't care, you have done nothing to me so I won't do anything to you. I mean you no harm, also I saw a nametag on your shirt that said bitch, I doubt that is your real name."

The girl nodded and put her plate down. She stretched and Naruto got a good look at her. She was maybe a foot or so taller than him. He himself being at 4'3 at the time. She had blond hair the same as him and a skinny face(not sure if that makes sense).

The girl looked at him and began to speak, "Thank you Naruto for helping me, though I don't know why you did. My name is Yugito I am a ginning of Kumo. Thank you for not calling me bitch, or I would have hurt you very badly. Thank you for your hospitality. Might I ask what you are doing out here though by yourself? Aren't your parents going to worry about you?"

Naruto gave her a grim smile, "Well like I said I am gaining experience in the world. I have training, I am a shinobi, I have had an awesome trainer and I helped out in the Kiri war and helped the rebels win, they gave me the name bloody fox of the mist."

Yugito was shocked, here was a person she had herd about and thought that the person would have had to be at least in their teens, but this kid, she was curious to know more about him.

"I have been training for a while, and getting real world experience is better than just training, after all, sparring can only do so much to get you prepared. As for my parents, they are dead. Killed in the Kyubi attack. But I don't blame her, she was hypnotized by an Uchia. Yes the Kyubi is a girl. I should know since I am her Jinchuricki, just like you are the NIBI jinchuricki. By the way, Kyu says hello."

To say Yugito was shocked would be an understatement. She had heard of the Kyubi attack. She then realized what he just said to her about being a jinchuricki and about his parents.

Yugito placed a hand on his shoulder, "I am sorry about your parents. Yes I am a jinchuricki and it is nice to meet another one. Kumo has another one but he is the eight tails we call him Bee. He is treated way better than I am though. How were you treated?"

Naruto told her about all the beatings, starvation and name calling and being discriminated against and not allowed in stores. She didn't know that he had it so bad, all she had was name calling and disrespect but she was still allowed in stores and charged fair prices.

They sat there in silence for a while before Yugito went to take a bath. She took a scroll that she had with her that had some extra clothes and bandages and went to go get cleaned up. When she got back Naruto had a fire going and it was getting dark.

She sat down and Naruto asked where her squad was. She said that they were doing patrols and were to meet the next day. Naruto nodded and told her she could stay with him and she took the offer.

The talked for most of the night and finally fell asleep. When they woke up Naruto made them breakfast and Yugito got ready to go.

After breakfast Yugito checked her pack and thanked her hero again and gave him a kiss on the cheek. She smiled at his blush.

She told him that they should have nicknames for each other. She thought about it, and for him she came up with Foxy-hottie. Naruto then came up with one for her, Boo-boo-kitty-fuck. (if you get the reference…Snoogens!)

They then said goodbye to each other and left the clearing in different directions with a feeling that they would meet again some day.

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A year later Naruto 11 (three years after Naruto left the leaf)

Naruto was walking down a road and came to a gambling town. He heard some that they had a blackjack tournament going on and he figured to have some fun. Naruto paid the entry fee and sat down at a table.

Three hours later Naruto left the casino 5 million richer. He walked by another casino and a tall busty woman came strolling out with a younger brunet woman carrying a pig. Naruto immediately knew who they were. Tsunade and Shizune.

Tsunade was the slug Sannin, an expert medic ninja and his supposed godmother, Shizune was her apprentice. Naruto didn't know how to react, so he just followed them out of town while staying hidden.

Naruto was in a tree when he heard Tsunade call him out. He jumped down. He now stood at 5'4 and was wearing black Anbu pants, a black shirt, and black sandals.

Tsunade eyed him, she had to admit the kid did look familiar "Alright kid who the fuck are you?" She was in a fighting stance while Shizune had her arms in her shirt pockets read to take out senbon needles if needed.

Naruto eyed her and unleashed a little of Kyubi's killing intent. Tsunade froze along with Shizune. "Why don't you recognize me godmother? Actually I wouldn't, considering how long its been since you have seen me if you had at all."

Tsunade was floored with emotion. She was told by the elders that he had died while the Kyubi was sealed into him.

Without warning Tsunade disappeared and reappeared in front of Naruto hugging him and crying. She told him that she was told that he was dead.

They set up camp and spent the rest of the night catching up. Naruto told her that he was knew about the Kyubi and was trained by her. He also told her that he was gaining world experience. In all she was proud of him.

She asked him if he wanted to come with them for a while. He figured he had nothing better to do and maybe get trained by Tsunade and Shizune as well would help him out in his training. He also helped Tsunade get over her fear of blood.

So over the next year Tsunade and Shizune taught him medical techniques as well as how to use super strength. They also taught him how to use their tijutsu styles as well.

They traveled all over the elemental countries. From Iwa, to Kumo where Naruto met up with Yugito again, to Mist where they relaxed with Mei, to Snow, to waterfall, to tea and other countries. Naruto had gained a lot of experience.

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A year later Naruto age 12 (4 years after laving leaf)

Eventually the came back to fire country. Naruto figured it was time to return to the leaf. He told Tsunade not to tell Jaria that she met him and to let him stew.

Naruto made it to near the leaf gates by his tunnel. Naruto then felt three chackra signatures and went to check it out. When he got there he saw Mizuki a downed Iruka, and his blood clone. Mizuki was about to throw a kunai at the blood clone (BC) but before he could the real Naruto threw a kunai and it went through the head of Mizuki.

Iruka and the BC were shocked to see Mizuki drop. Naruto dropped down. "What the fuck is going on here?" He turned to BC and shook his head, "Why are you wearing those rags you idiot?"

BC rubbed his neck and chuckled nervously, " Sorry boss, well the village wont let me buy anything else. And Mizuki told me how to pass the ginning exam. I kept getting caught up on the clone jutsu." Naruto shook his head and called him an idiot. Naruto grabbed the scroll and put it over his back and put a hand over Iruka and BC shoulder and stepped on Mizuki and ported (teleported thing, this way is easier to say) to the Hokage's office.

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The Hokage shook his head, he saw the whole thing on his crystal ball and had a feeling a headache was about to come on.

Naruto, BC, Iruka, and dead Mizuki appeared in his office. The blood clone chuckled nervously and waved at the hokage. "Hey old man." The hokage held up his hand and looked at the BC. "Naruto explain," but before the clone could say anything the real Naruto sat down and told him his job was done and to dispel. The clone did leaving blood on the floor and the memories of the clone rushing to the real Naruto who with practice sorted through the memories and was pissed to say the least.

Sarutobi was surprised to see what happened while Iruka was freaking out on why his Naruto just burst into blood.

Naruto glared at the old man, who flinched under his gaze. He then turned to Iruka who also flinched. "So….let me get this strait…..you both knew about the Kyubi? And yes I know, don't fuck with me old man and tell me the truth or I will teach your paperwork how to multiply."

Sarutobi and Iruka told them that they knew. "You both fucked me over. Tell me how big are the normal graduates chackra reserves?" Iruka told him that they were small. "And tell me, how much chackra goes into a clone?" Sarutobi told him a small amount of control and a small amount of chackra. "So tell me, how the fuck did you expect me to pass when I have a bigger chackra supply then four kages?"

At this both men blanched, the didn't know how to answer, they thought about it and he was rite. They did mess with him, even if it wasn't the real Naruto. They both realized that this was just another way they failed him.

The hokage tried to figure out who this new Naruto was. "What happened to you Naruto, is there a voice telling you to act this way, why are you acting like this?"

Naruto shook his head. "For eight years, I had to put up with crap of this village. Nobody would teach me, and you would barely look after me half of the time. So after a beating one day the Kyubi had enough and talked to me. She helped me understand what was going on. And most of all she trained me."

At that Sarutobi slowly reached for his hidden kunai incase Naruto attacked. He just hoped his speed would be enough. Naruto saw this and snorted, "don't worry I wont attack unless attacked first. And I WILL KILL. So for the last 4 years you were dealing with a blood clone and I was out gaining real world experience. I have fought battles, killed, save lives. I am not the same Naruto you knew."

Sarutobi apologized to Naruto that he could do nothing much for him. "you are a shell of your former self Sarutobi, where is the God of Shinobi that I have heard of, where is the fearsome man? All I see is a punching bag that the Council uses. This is not a democracy, the council and advisors have no power, and if you have given them any, take it away. Now start acting like a man instead of a bitch!"

Sarutobi nodded at Naruto's assessment of him, he had gone to long without using his true power. He vowed to chance from here on out.

Sarutobi apologized again. Naruto then told the man that he knew about his parents causing the old man to pail. He said that his dad had to many enemies that would send assassins after Naruto. Naruto flipped him off and told him that he had to many assassination tries on him in his own home. That made the old man cringe. Naruto also told him that he had been to Iwa and they had no hatred towards the 4th hokage, they realize that it was a war and that he was doing his job like they were theirs. The old man was shocked at this realizing now that he had really screwed Naruto over.

Naruto told the old man that he was going to move into his parents compound and he wasn't taking no for an answer. The old man apologized again and gave Naruto the keys to his parents house.

The old man asked what he would rate himself as Naruto responded that he could easily beat the old man. He also told Sarutobi that he had full control which made Sarutobi pail. So the old man asked what rank he would want, Naruto told him that he would take jonin but would go undercover as a ginning to keep them safe for now, but after the chunning exams, he would go back to his jonin duties. The hokage said that he would have to test Naruto just to make sure.

After the test the hokage was on his knees panting while Naruto was standing not even winded. This amazed those who watched the fight. They never expected someone so young to be able to beat a kage. but the just saw it.

Sarutobi agreed to Naruto's plan and gave him his flack jacket and put him in the file that only jonin and above could access.

Sarutobi told him to be at team placements a week from then.

The question on everyone's mind was could they survive this new Naruto.

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Mr. J: so that was another chapter

Naruto: Snoogens

Mr. J: See you all next time