"WHAT" naruto shouted at the top of his lungs "it's simple you will go and say i got sick or something dobe" naruto calmed a little and said "hell no asshole if i have to go so do you" sasuke thought for a while and then got a wicked grin on his face "well if you go without me you'll have at least a chance with either one of them" naruto scrunched his face up and said "why should i care if they like me or not" sasuke gave him his favorite emo stare and said "dude i see you staring at them in class" naruto sweat dropped 'damnit not once but twice someone has said they notice me gawking this is not good i'm not very good at this' "well so what they're hot only a fag would not notice them" sasuke vain bulged "are you calling me gay ass wipe" naruto then put on one of his patented smiles " nooo not at all"he said sarcastically "that does it"
later that nite if you walked into the home of the two young boys you would find a bloody sasuke along with a maimed naruto"fuck you hit hard sasuke" sasuke laughed and spoke "oh and your punches feel like pillows and teddy bears...fucker" finishing the last bit in a mumble "well anyway i've got a date because someone is too chicken shit to go" sasuke smiled "say what you will i'm not the one who's 15 and going to a bar with two 14 year olds …... so basically i won't be tied to a bed an-"naruto but in "no no fuck no why you got to put images in my head dude" sasuke remained collective "cause it's fun to fuck witcha" naruto let out a deep sigh "fuck you im outta here"and he went to go get dressed
when naruto emerged from the bathroom he was wearing his favorite was a simple black mask that covered his face(mostly to hide the bruses given to hi by sasuke)and an sleeveless black shirt with black jogging pants "i've said this once and i'll say it agian naruto you look like that pervert white haired nin who carries that damn book around all day"sasuke grinned at his statement "what ever asshole"naruto said the anger on his face obvious "anyway i got to go...chicken shit"and with that he walks out the door. naruto stands outside the door for a while nervous about his "date"
'damn damn damn it i'm nervous as hell' naruto thought as he entered the bar.'shit what if they think im stupid or ...' he trailed off as he saw the girls sitting in the corner booth he put on one of his signature smiles but quickly realized he was wearing his mask so he put on a board look and walked over "sup girls" he said trying to act cool ino light up like a christmas tree in a dark room as she seen her 'soon to be man' as she put it standing there "hi naruto you look cool ….. um where's sasuke" naruto got nervous even more so than before "well um he got sick and told me to tell you he was sorry he couldn't make it" he said quickly trying to piece together a lie ino thought nothing of it as sakura was skeptical about it "well i'm gone" she said as she got up to leave "no sakura stay please" ino pleaded for her friend to stay because she was nervous and needed someone there who could break the tension if it got too awkward sakura looked at her friend and her pleading eyes and sighed "well ok...but only for a little"
To that bitch 3cho yeah its a shitty story still better than anything you can write and stop putting people down cause you are an insecure bitch thank you also dude really do you have nothing better to do anyway your right i should stop writing is that what you want to see (like im gonna stop cause of one hater)good bye
