well next chapter i hope you enjoy it - that means no haters ^-^ please and thank you "drink milk steal, friend's appearance, try and seduce the most pointless character, stop cause you have to poop v-v huh wow"- The Doctor Naruto-"this milk is an important plot point on a show about ninjas~drinks milk~glug glug

ahhhh, thats some good food poisoning" um lots of ninjabridge and the masacox and vegeta random #'s i can't think of rigt now version references can you find them first person to get it right gets absolutely nothing

So with a final verse sasuke and naruto hop off stage and are bombarded by seductive wild horny drunk fangirls(sorry fangirls... i love you).They were all on them like butter on bread pushing there(fanservice warning) bouncing bodacious bazonkas upon are as usual was calm and collective while naruto had a nose

bleed that shoot like a cannon. once naruto was done with his rapid fire nose shoot he noticing ino was among the fangirls and attached to his arm he then exclaimed "wh-what are you doing ino" and her response was"huh what are yo-hic-you talking about"ino said in a haze usually they wouldn't give sake to

minors but sakura's mom was banging the owner behind her dad's back and thus gave sakura and her friends whatever they wanted to keep her quiet.'god screw sakura's mom oh no not like that nooo... now i got the images in my head'. naruto thought as ino pressed more and more "umm ino want to go home"

with that statement ino's eyes light up with not hope but lust and said very innocently "i don't remember where my house is ….~blush~maybe we can go to your place". naruto instinctively turned to sasuke who inturn just shrugged his shoulders and said " i aint gonna help ya" 'damn dude( '- ) that's cold'

later that night …...

sasuke pov

(monologuing power go)"naruto will never know the pain the pain of being a sex object …. or maybe he will it reminds me of the time itachi got me a puppy(My co,writer:are you really using that stupid joke from that stupid series Me:well yeah i thought it would be funny Naruto:not cool bro..not cool) as he was talking

to himself (and we argued whether or not to use the damn joke) sakura walks over... ok more like stumbled over and got behind sasuke and latched onto him. With her arms around his neck "what yo-hic-doing sasuke-kun" she asked him in a haze "naruto said you were sick,and that you wouldn't show... i fuckin hate

him he's such a liar" sasuke in an annoyed tone simply said "you know you're really drunk maybe you should go home" sakura taken aback by this just slumped her shoulders and

gave a drunken sigh and turned to leave when sasuke grabbed her and said "its to dangerous to go alone let me take you~does the shadow clone hand sign~take her home" he commanded the clone. In less than a few seconds the clone lifted sakura off her feet and out the building "i sure hope she lives close by

that thing can only go so far... why im i even worried about her" sasuke then orders a drink and sits on a stool. Several shots and a lot of flirting later sasuke was as drunk as a (insert funny line here since we cant use any more ninjabridge jokes) so he decided he might as well go home. he got up told the guy he had

been flirting with(yes he gay in my story deal with it...but he is still in the closet)bye and remembered he hadn't dispelled his clone and he remembered because his clone was passed out in a booth on the other end of the bar 'wow im a drunk' he thought to himself as he dispelled his clone he was hit with its memories "WHAT THE FUCK!" he screamed as he raced out the door and down the street towards his house.

When he arrived he quickly put his key in the door and jetted to his room and slowly poked his head in to see if what his clone's memory told him was true and it was. Sasuke had a look of pure shock as to what he saw not only was ino in his bed but so was that crazy fangirl sakura(oh and naruto). At first sasuke was

ticked off but then sasuke got an evil the kind of smiles that give you fangirls(and boys) out their wet dreams. He figured that if sakura woke up with her best friend and her best friend's crush she might start following naruto instead of him. so he gently closed the door and tiptoed back to the couch to retire oh boy what fun he will have with this info in the morning. With that final thought he rolled over and almost instantly passing out due to intoxication.

NARUTO POV

Well seeing as he had no choice the girl wouldn't tell him where her house was and he wouldn't let her stay and get hurt he scooped her up and thought 'damn my inability to say no' he ran towards his(and sasuke's) apartment. Once he got there he set ino on the couch and covered her with his sheet then he thought

'where the fuck am i going to sleep now... wait sasuke showed up which means he's gonna get drunk and sakura will probably rape him(hopefully... please) so im gonna sleep in his bed' after a few minutes of not sleeping due to the fact he was scared ino was gonna wake up and rape him in his sleep he heard the

sound of the door opening slowly so he pretended to be asleep to see what would happen. Ino tiptoed closer till she right beside the bed and took her pants and shirt off and climbed in bed with him and snuggled herself into him and fell asleep clearly not sober just yet. Thankfully ino was asleep(and drunk) or she surely

would have noticed the buldge forming in his pants 'not only is she in my bed snuggled up to me but~peaks under sheets~ shes in nothing but her bra and panties~blush~... no i have to resist urge to touch' just as naruto was about to give in to the urge sasuke hops in his window with a certain pink haired girl on

his back passed out naruto saw this and whispered "what the hell man why you no use the door" the clone looked at him and said "just dropping this off " as he laid the girl next to naruto " da fuck man now im fuckin stuck with her too" the clone snickered and said in a suggestive tone well maybe you'll get some action" and with that he was gone

'Damn him now im stuck with them kami help me' several hours later you could find naruto asleep and sandwiched in between a blonde and a pink haired girl

well thats all i hit writers block a while back and was just winging it well i think its ok ...kinda maybe i should quit this shit is harder to write than a quick one shot well anyway tell me what u think and as naruto says (way to fuckin much) believe it-The Doctor