A/N: okay so I guess I got some pretty positive feedback for this story. And I would have to say I'm pretty surprised on how many hits it got so I decided to go ahead and continue on with it. Hopefully I won't screw anything up and will somehow manage to keep you guys interested. So until then I hope you guys enjoy the rest of the story and let me know what you think along the way. Oh and one more thing when I write something out like this (Kyon's thoughts) they are in fact Kyon's thoughts I noticed that throughout the Anime and the Manga Kyon does most of his narrating through his thoughts. And at times is sometimes difficult to tell when he's thinking and when he's actually talking. Due to the fact that most the people he interacts with seem to be mind readers at times. Okay enough of my ranting let's get this wagon back on the trail.

Chapter 2: Kyon's dilemma

God hates me that is the only thing that is crossing my mind right now. That and I wish very deeply that I was somebody else right now somebody who was ignorant to the existence of all the abnormal things I find myself smack dab in the middle of, hell I'd even want to be Taniguchi at this point. But given my current streak of luck right now that wish would probably be granted and I would still be smack dab in the middle of all the abnormal things I'm experiencing. Just for one more day I would like to blissfully go about my life completely ignorant of all the things that shouldn't exist, that can't exist simply because common knowledge dictates they shouldn't. But that's not going to stop the reality of the situation of the things that I know shouldn't exist really do exist. And dame it all that's the part that sucks which is why I'm convinced that God hates me. Because only he would probably get a kick out of my current situation one that I really wish I was not in right now.

After the miraculous reappearance of one Ryoko Asakura the very same girl who tried to kill me a few semesters back. She'd spent most of the morning class sitting patiently in the desk that she once occupied before her ever so mysterious disappearance. I myself couldn't concentrate on what anyone was saying my eyes ever so focused on the girl who had her back to me the whole time I didn't want to take any chances I knew that somehow someway she would find a way to corner me. Like a cat corners of mouse and finish what she started all that time ago. I was scared shitless because of the fact, but also angry that she hadn't tried to make a move to do so in the first place it was like she was taunting me. Like she was dancing and prancing around in front of me singing the song of my death ever so comfortably and was making no sudden moves to do it. Almost as if she was slowly trying to drive me insane with the mere thought of my death before she finally decided to finish the job herself.

But despite my ever so shaky appearance in class when the clock got down to last 30 seconds of class for the morning. I began to grip the side of my desk so hard I swear I could hear the wood cracking under the pressure of my grip I was ready to charge out of the room at speeds faster than Haruhi could drag me. In an attempt to get as far away from this maniac as possible and to the safety of Nagato's ever quite shadow. Where I would be free to ask her for answers to questions like…oh I don't know like, why the hell is Asakura back from Canada!? But I never got the chance because around the time we hit the 15 second mark time in the classrooms seemed to slowdown or stop altogether at this point I couldn't even tell anymore. But I also notice that I myself couldn't move I mean I was still able to move my eyes and think clearly I just couldn't move or even speak for that matter. And just when I was about to ask what the hell was going on in my head I got my answers when Asakura stood up and started making her way toward my desk that damnable smile ever present on her face. I wanted to back away to retreat to a dark little corner I felt like a child again, wanting to hide under my sheets thinking it would help me hide from the boogie man. The girl in front of me was no boogie man, in fact she was a hell of a lot worse. It took her a mere few seconds to make it to my desk by that time my eyes were looking up at her in fear as she smiled down at me from the position on my desk that was obviously saying that as soon as the bell rang I was going to charge out of the room. And it completely unnerved me how she started to make small talk despite the fact that I couldn't move.

"Hello Kyon it's been a while, how have you been?"

Ryoko bends down to eye level hands behind her back as she smiles brightly.

Kyon narrows his eyes.

Well you know it's a full-time job keeping the world safe from Haruhi's boredom… and I was doing good until you walked in the room that is.

Ryoko narrows her eyes slightly her smile never leaving her face.

"I do apologize for this but I knew if I had tried to approach you in a traditionally way you would've run the other way."

No kidding.

Ryoko kneels down and crosses her arms over Kyon's desk her head propped to the side as she stares at Kyon.

"I know the last time we encountered each other isn't exactly among your fondest of memories but I can assure you that things are different now. Thanks to the data entity my programming has been rewritten and I received quite a bit of a scolding for my actions of the last time. And after an intense sweeping clean of all my programs I have been deemed fit to return to my observations of Ms. Suzumiya as Ms. Nagato's backup unit. Ever since the incident with Ms. Nagato rearranging the world the way she did it was deemed that my reinstallation into this world was necessary. Ms. Kimidori has been given authority and power over the both of us in order to carefully watch our actions to make sure the both of us do not step out of line. But I'm back now with a few minor alterations made, you will find that it is completely impossible for me to kill you now that and any thoughts that I may have on the subject will be completely pacified by a safety protocol that has been installed within me. So you have no more need to fear me…. Not anymore at least."

Kyon rolls his eyes.

Still won't stop me from being afraid even once you clean and debug a computer there is still the chance that a virus is going to find its way in. Even with all new safety and protection so even if you say that your words mean next to nothing at me.

Ryoko gives Kyon a sad look.

"What…. You don't believe me?"

Kyon gives her a hardened stare.

What do you think? It's not like I'm inclined to believe you.

Ryoko thinks for a moment and then stands up straight where she then materializes her trademark combat knife in her right hand. Then she begins it dangerously close to Kyon's eye.

Kyon's eyes widened as the blade closes in. The pupil of the eye that the blade is closest to dilates as it gets closer.

Hey, hey, hey, hey that's too close you're getting too close get that thing away from me!

Ryoko then suddenly pulls back as she begins to absentmindedly twirl the knife around her index finger.

"You see if I wanted you dead I would have done it the moment I had stopped the data flow in this room. It would be very simple for me to cut your neck open here and now and let you bleed out until you die. Once that's done I would just simply take my seat again and allow the data to flow back into this room where you would be found at your desk covered in blood. No one would know what happened and they would never find a weapon. Most would be curious as to how a young man such as yourself was able to even commit suicide in the midst of the classroom without anyone noticing. And in turn it would cause Ms. Suzumiya to create a massive explosion of data thus forth filling my original objective as well is my desired outcome. I could do that but I'm not going to because it is not possible for me to think that way anymore."

Kyon gives her a blank look.

Sounds like you didn't have any trouble thinking about it just now. But I guess if you're trying to prove a point you did a good job at least if you wanted me dead you could've done so a long time ago. That much you've proven but it still doesn't make me trust you or assure me that it's safe to be around you. Everyone else here may see you as the prime proper class rep that's always got a smile on her face and is nice to everyone. But you and I both know it's only a façade you don't understand anything you're doing you're just following regulation and protocol based upon what you feel is the proper response to certain situations. So you shouldn't try and convince me otherwise I still know the truth about you that much hasn't changed.

Ryoko sees his look and appears to catch on to what he's thinking she taps her chin in thought for a moment until an idea comes to her.

"Silly me I'd almost forgotten that organic life forms such as yourself need more reassurance than just someone's word. Perhaps maybe a more hands-on approach is necessary."

Kyon suddenly feels himself moving without his body's consent as he begins to sit up straight in his desk and his hands being placed neatly in his lap.

What are you doing now? Stop that I'm not your puppet!

Kyon's eyes go from angry to startled surprise in a matter of milliseconds. The moment his position changed in his seat Ryoko began to climb on top of his desk she was now sitting in front of him her legs placed on either side of him. He was literally eye level with her chest due to the fact that he couldn't move his head he had to shift his glance upward just to see her. She gave him a pretty smile then she started on button her blouse just a little bit to reveal good portion of her chest and bit of her lacy bra.

Kyon's eyes were still wide with shock.

What the hell are you doing now?! Some crazy alien peace offerings…. Honestly…. This would probably work on a normal person but I know what you're really like. So you're not going to succeed at seducing me with your sexy body. And smooth skin… and long shapely legs…. And curvy figure…. And incredibly pretty smile… and eyes… and…. The hell am I saying bad Kyon bad no thinking dirty thoughts of the girl who wants to kill you need to stay strong. You must resist her and your hormonal instincts and stay strong.

"I will allow you to move one arm freely that way you can take your vengeance on me for the trauma I put you through."

Move one arm freely + take vengeance on her + trauma she put me through = doing dirty things to her with one arm as a way to make up for the terror she brought upon me….. I am having a very hard time resisting my hormonal instincts now a very hard time.

Ryoko holds the knife out to Kyon.

"So here take it use it however you will I'll even turn on my pain receptors so I feel everything. Vent your frustration out on me until you are satisfied I will not stop you."

Kyon gives the knife a hard stare.

So this is what she meant…. God I'm disgusting.

Ryoko gives him a sideways glance.

"What are you waiting for? Take it use it however you want."

It took Kyon a minute to realize it but he could move his right arm again. He flexed and tested his movements for a moment just to confirm that he had complete control he then looked back at Ryoko's knife he stared at it for a moment then looked back to her. Her smile still present on her face Kyon then made his decision he took the knife from her she then closed her eyes and waited for the inevitable strike. But it never came what did come however was the sound of a metallic object striking the floor of the classroom Ryoko opened her eyes to see that Kyon had dropped the knife to his side. She then looks back as he stared back at her with eyes filled with conviction and honor.

You may understand a lot of scientific facts about humanity but what you seem to not understand is that every human is different. If you understood me at all and you would know that I'm not type of person to do something like this just because you say it's okay. And I swear if I could move right now I would…. Wait a minute…. I can move one arm as a matter of fact I think I will.

SMACK!

Kyon using his free arm delivered a hard slap to the side of Ryoko's face. She was confused for a moment rubbing the side of her face she looked back at Kyon and gave him another pretty smile signifying that she understood.

"I see… very well then I apologize it seems I still have much to learn whenever it comes to the nature of organic life forms. So I think I'll actually take some of the advice that I was given by the data entity. It told me that if I wish to understand human society better I would need to ask questions if there was something I didn't understand it's best to have it explained to me in a way that I can understand. But until now I didn't think there was life form on this planet that could do so this seeing as to how Ms. Nagato is going through changes in better understanding human nature thanks to you. I think I might as well take a chance on you as well Kyon so if it's all right with you I would like to learn from you if you let me."

It was then that the words spoken to me from yesterday came back and hit me like a freight train. He said the opportunity would presented itself to me and that whether or not I took it would be my choice I couldn't move my head right now so I couldn't give her an answer. But this had to of been it the opportunity that would present itself to me but maybe this wasn't the only opportunity maybe there would be others. Or maybe this would be the only one but right now I couldn't make a decision because I couldn't move or talk she was giving me time to respond to her this much I could understand. But if this was my only opportunity to gain back my free will by playing the part of Adam for God then the only opportunity I would have to gain an Eva was this moment but could I do it. Could I teach the ways of the world to a being that at one point tried to take my life could I forget my fear in order to teacher so that I may free myself. I have a lot to think about obviously this isn't going to be an easy choice.

"I know you can't answer now but I also know that you don't want to answer now this is something you're going to have to think about. But you have plenty of time now ill understand if you don't answer me after all my main objective is to just be here and observe. But I really do hope we can put the past behind us and start over again after all I really do like you Kyon."

Kyon gives her a blank stare.

Don't lie to me you don't even know what those words mean. You're just saying that because you think that's what I want to hear.

Ryoko buttons her blouse back up as she gets off of Kyon's desk and makes her way back to her own seat. Before she sits she looks back at kyon and gives him a wink as she settles into her seat without turning around she speaks.

"Ms. Suzumiya will attempt to grab your collar and pull you out the class with her one second after the bell rings. If you pull back at the right moment she will miss and fall over her desk."

Kyon didn't know what to make that but he took it as a warning seeing as to how Haruhi was more than likely going to do just that. And with that brief silence time resumed its natural pace Kyon could move again and so can everyone else. He was so relieved about being able to move again he almost didn't realize it when the bell rang signaling the end of class. But once he heard it his instincts kicked in as he yanked himself forward and heard a crash from behind him. He turned in his seat to see Haruhi on the floor in front of her desk and behind his at that point he was almost grateful for Ryoko's warning. That lasted until Haruhi got back up and snatched him by his tie and yanked him out the class it didn't take her long to Drag him to their usual meeting spot with him and stairwell…you know the place where she usually kidnaps and too.

"All right Kyon as of this moment the SOS brigade has a new mystery on its hands and that mystery is the sudden reappearance of one Ryoko Asakura."

Kyon had a look of utter annoyance on his face.

"Why are you so interested? When she disappeared you showed great interest in the fact that she just vanished. But you got bored of it really quick the moment you couldn't prove anything was out of the ordinary. Come on cut the girl some slack she just moved to Canada after a while she got depressed and decided to move back to be with her friends. Can't you just leave well enough alone? And by the way you can let go of the tie."

Haruhi yanked him down even further.

"Well that was then and this is now and I got to tell you there is something suspicious about her just popping up out of nowhere. I mean she just left and left behind no information on how to get in touch with her it was like she didn't even exist. And now she just shows up out of the blue with that lame story about missing her friends and wanting to move back to Japan. This just reeks of suspicious and we're going to find out what's really going on here. I'm going by the other brigade member's classrooms during lunch today and inform them what's going on and then I'm going to invite Asakura over to the club room after school today so we can interrogate her."

"Interrogate her? She's not a terrorist Haruhi."

At least I don't think she is.

"That doesn't matter the point is we're going to get answers from her even if we have to torture her to do it."

"That's illegal you know you're going to get us arrested."

"So make sure you're at the club room today after school and don't be late or it's the death penalty."

She's not listening again as usual.

Haruhi runs off to leave Kyon to face Palm in his grief.

The rest of the day went by rather smoothly and classes were uneventful at the most. The Ryoko seem to be getting back into her element as far as it came to being surrounded by her admirers. And bombarded with questions about Canada she even managed to retake her position as the class representative and all this was done without her trademark smile leaving her face. All in all everyone was happy especially Taniguchi I mean seriously he wouldn't stop drooling Kunikida and I had to tell him more than once today to close his mouth or the fly's would get in. Not that he cared of course he was probably just happy to have his eye candy back. But all that was just a prelude to things getting much, much worse.

SOS brigade clubroom after school

The only ones in the clubroom were Kyon, Koizumi, Mikuru, and Nagato. All of which were going about their usual routine Mikuru was serving tea, Nagato was reading one of her books, and Kyon and Koizumi were playing a game of chess which Kyon was losing badly. He was more than positive that his associated partners in crime were up to date on the situation. So he thought he might as well get his questions out before Haruhi comes crashing thru the door.

Kyon moves a piece on the board then looks to Nagato.

"Nagato you were aware that Asakura was going to be coming back right?"

"…Yes…"

"Well why didn't you tell me anything sooner just to give me a heads up that the person who tried to kill me would be coming back from "CANADA" or any kind of warning."

Kyon put extra emphasis on Canada.

"It was not confirmed at the time if Ryoko Asakura would even be returning to this dimension let alone this planet. Reinstalling her into this world was a decision made by the data thought entity due to the decisions that I made in the past. The data thought entity felt it best to have her reinstalled after her reprogramming was completed. I have not been made aware of any other objectives she may have been given nor is she inclined to tell me of them especially if they were orders given to her by the thought entity itself. But if it is your personal safety that you are worried for in this matter than I can assure you that it is quite impossible for her to physically or mentally harm you anymore."

Koizumi moves a piece on the board.

"That much I understand she confirmed it for me in class today she even gave me the opportunity to seek vengeance. But there are a few other things I'm finding strange about the whole situation. Despite the threat that I sent the thought entity through you I can't help us see this as a way for it to somehow have a certain amount of leverage over you. You may still be in charge of her and she may not be able to act independently without your consent. But we've seen exactly how well that works in the past if anything she's probably a guard dog since Kimidori can't be around you all the time Ryoko might be the next best choice."

Kyon moves a piece on the board that's when Koizumi decides to state his opinion on the matter.

"If I may be so bold as to state my opinion the actions of the thought entity are not exactly that surprising. Given the current state of events that have been occurring it's only natural that a being in power would want a little extra insurance to ensure that something like what happened with Ms. Nagato doesn't happen again. In truth it wouldn't be that surprising if Ms. Asakura had a secret order given to her by the data thought entity. In fact my organization has already taken extra precautions on the matter as well but as for what kind of precautions I have not been informed. And I'm almost certain that not only my organization have taken an interest in installing a few new safety measures."

Koizumi looks to Mikuru all knowingly as she happily serves Kyon and himself some tea. She serves Nagato her tea before she sits down and continues her latest knitting project.

"So you see a situation like what happened that time can easily shake the foundations of a lot of powerful group's right down to the point to where the thought that it could happen again can utterly terrify them. And dealing with the fallout of such incident can be just as bad this time it had to do with a humanoid interface. They are beings created for the sole purpose of interacting with organic life forms they are not meant to have independent thought processes or even make decisions on their own for that matter. But because they spend so much time among human beings eventually they begin to take on characteristics of those humans which enables them to sort of gain and will of their own to independently make their own choices and do what they want to. A being that can experience the power to choose from themselves one who has never had the opportunity to do such a thing before in their life will find a sort of pleasure in it a feeling that they do not recognize but enjoy immensely. But at the same time it would probably terrify them as well but there really is no telling how they will react considering that just like humans they are all very different from one another."

Koizumi moves a piece on the board. Kyon looks at him confused.

"You make it sound like them having feelings as a bad thing in the end isn't that what makes us human what makes them human. They pretty much are they just happen to be different in a lot of ways it's not like they're hurting anyone with their existence they try to stay as normal as much as possible. So what's wrong with learning a little bit about human nature and gaining some emotions along the way if anything it might be good for them."

Koizumi raises his hands and defense.

"I'm not saying it's a bad thing I'm just saying they could be dangerous. A lot of humanoid interfaces don't experience the same things the ones that we know do in fact there's a great many humanoid interfaces out there that have a rather negative outlook on human society or the human race as a whole. When they come to this planet they are required to learn about the beings their supposed interact with and in that time they grow to have a rather negative opinion about us. For instance there are a lot of things in human society even in this city that the populace is not made aware of in fact high-ranking officials that control the city invest a lot of money into what goes into the media and what doesn't. This is a way for them to control the masses to make them feel like they're safe or to keep them in the dark about current events that will more than likely cause anarchy and panic. But despite how capable we are about lying to each other we have no chance whatsoever when it comes to lying to humanoid interface they can instantly tell if we are lying and have more than enough capabilities of figuring out the truth for themselves. Most humanoid interfaces based their opinion on human kind to this extent the only thing they usually see is the evils of man which can very much easily overshadow the good. But the point I'm trying to get across is that the data thought entity and its rivals for that matter are constantly having to switch out the humanoid interfaces that it puts on this planet because once some of them gain their own free will and start making choices on their own they can become pretty violent. And once they do there is hardly anything capable of stopping them especially with their abilities to manipulate the data flows around them."

Kyon moves a piece on the board and rubs his forehead.

"Okay I get that but that still doesn't explain why having their own emotions would be bad for them. I mean once they experience them for themselves they can easily understand why other human beings express them the way they do can you honestly say that would be a bad thing. If they gain a certain level of understanding about it then they would probably connect to humankind as a whole a lot better. I'm not saying that they would be happy about all of it there are some emotions out there that humankind would have been better off not knowing about."

Nagato looks up from her book.

"… irrational thinking…"

Kyon gives her a sideways look.

"I don't think I'm being irrational at all can you honestly say that you regret feeling any of your emotions at all?"

Koizumi buts in.

"I don't think that's what she means I believe what she's trying to say is that emotions would cause irrational thinking am I right?"

"… yes…"

"Think about it Kyon when human beings go through certain emotional stages we develop certain symptoms that come with those emotions. Such as fear, anger, and anxiety though the symptoms may differ for each person, there is without a doubt that when human beings experience these emotions we know exactly what they are. And though we may try and stay in control of them sometimes we can't help but lose ourselves in the raw emotion of the situation this in turn causes irrational thinking. But for humanoid interfaces beings who are not supposed to experience emotions when they are suddenly faced with the symptoms that come with certain emotions they begin to question whether or not they are actually feeling them. Since they can't accurately identify them they begin to experience a new kind of emotion."

Koizumi moves a piece on the board closing in on Kyon's King.

"... Fear… if a humanoid interfaces is faced with something they can't identify whether they know it or not they start to feel the emotion known as fear and when they are afraid that gives rise to their irrational thinking. Something they are not supposed to do being creatures of logic and scientific equations this in turn causes them to slip up and make mistakes they normally wouldn't. And whether Ms. Nagato willingly admits it or not when she began to first start feeling her emotions she too was fearful. Which gave rise to her first big mistake her irrational thinking caused her to re-create an entirely new world."

Kyon looks at the board and realizes he's in check.

"Fear of one's emotions huh…. Sounds completely unreasonable to an extent…. But I guess I can see why it would be scary to someone who's never experienced them."

Kyon knocks down his King. But once he did the door to the club room slammed open revealing a beaming Haruhi and dragging right behind her a very confused looking Asakura.

"Okay everyone get ready because the interrogation begins now!"

This will be good I wonder if she's going to blackmail her.

During the interrogation.

Once Asakura figured out that Haruhi just wanted to ask her some questions about Canada she was more than happy to oblige. However so far the interrogation wasn't going as well as Haruhi had thought Asakura answered every question spot on and without hesitation almost like she actually knew what it was like to live in Canada. She even showed pictures of her and her parents visiting famous Canadian sites all pretty normal stuff a little too normal for Haruhi. All of us were standing behind Haruhi as she continued her investigation/interrogation while Asakura just sat in front of her smiling happily as if she didn't have a care in the world…. Must be nice.

"Okay next question when you left you left behind no information about where you were going or how to get a hold of you or even an address to forward your mail why is that?"

Haruhi asks as she shines the light of a lamp in Asakura's eyes.

"Oh but we did we left all of that information with the landlord before we left however he can be so absent-minded sometimes it wouldn't surprise me if he forgot completely all about it."

Haruhi seemed annoyed by that answer while behind her Kyon handed Koizumi a ¥1000 bill.

"All right next question why would you leave so suddenly were there family issues involved did you owe money to a crime lord or something or maybe you're on the run?"

"Oh no nothing like that my father just received a big promotion and was made the head of their Canadian branch so we had to leave right away."

Haruhi again disappointed by the answer but this time behind her Mikuru handed Kyon a ¥1000 bill.

"All right then next question what are your parent's professions and who do they work for?"

"My father is a banker who works for the Tokyo international bank and my mother is one of their stock handlers."

Haruhi even more annoyed now rubbed her head furiously while behind her Koizumi handed Mikuru a ¥1000 bill.

"Alright how about this question are you or are you not…. An alien from another planet!"

No one was really surprised by that question in fact they had grown so used to her randomness they were half expecting it.

"Well not really I was created by the integrated data thought entity in order to interact and gather data on the organic life forms of this planet."

The room was silent deadly silent and aside from the rapid twitching of Haruhi's eyebrow nothing else in the room moved.

"You…. You're messing with me aren't you?"

"I assure you I'm not, everything I just said is true."

The funny thing about all this… is that she's telling the truth and Haruhi doesn't believe her.

Haruhi looked even more annoyed now but behind her everyone was handing ¥1000 bills to Nagato.

"Oh come on there has got to be a plot hole in your story somewhere….anywhere whatsoever. You're just too perfect no ones that perfect you just reek of suspicion and I am going to find out why so you better be prepared."

So the truth comes out she's not just suspicious about her suddenly returning she was suspicious about her altogether…. Now that I think about it…. It does seem impossible for someone to be that perfect…. But I know it's all mostly an act anyways but yet I can't say anything…. Not like she would believe me even if I did.

Haruhi perks up as an idea comes to her head.

"I got it!"

Haruhi jumps up and points an accusing finger in Asakura's face.

"In class you said that you managed to convince your parents to allow you to move back because and that you missed your old school and friends. But in the photographs you showed us you seem quite happy being there so that leads me to believe there is another ulterior reason for you to want to move back here...So…. What is it?"

A normal person would not have been able to see it but I noticed it right away. The question had completely thrown Asakura off guard she wasn't prepared to answer that question I could see it in her eyes apparently she hadn't thought that far ahead. She was smart enough to know that she couldn't get away with lying to Haruhi right now if she did everything that would come out of her mouth would probably be jumbled words. A definite sign of someone who was trying to cover something up she had to think of something quick something believable and fast too. I could see the gears and Haruhi's twisted little mind beginning to turn she was starting to think she stumble across something big she probably would have been right if her opponent wasn't Asakura. However when Asakura looked at me and gave me an ever so faint smile I got really nervous.

"Well looks like you got me your right there is a different reason why I decided to move back here but missing my school and my friends was a good enough reason for my parents to allow me to come back. Of course I could never tell them the real reason why I wanted to come back it would have been too embarrassing and I'm more than certain my father would never allow it."

If this were an anime we would all have question marks above our head's right now... Except for Haruhi she would have eyes so big and glazed over that you'd swear you could see sparkles around her.

"Please don't tell anyone but I have been secretly keeping in contact with another person at the school while I was in Canada. A pen-pal of sorts we instant message each other for long hours into the night the conversations were never anything to special we would usually just talk about our days went but I always felt that it was sort of romantic. I didn't tell him I was returning because I wanted to surprise him and as it turns out he was very surprised."

I know she was making this up but she was doing a damn good job of making it sound realistic. She even had a faint blush on the side of her cheeks and she was cupping her face and wiggling around her chair like an eager schoolgirl. I say that with the greatest amount of sarcasm possible because even though she does look like an eager schoolgirl that still doesn't change the fact that I know she is an alien killing machine capable of impossible feats no normal human can do.

Haruhi leans over the table eager to hear more, Koizumi was stroking his chin in wonder; even Mikuru took an interest ever so slightly leaning in to hear more her hands covering her mouth in excitement and a faint blush appearing on her cheeks as well. She knew this was a made-up story but that didn't stop her from getting absorbed in it, Nagato seemed to take it in stride's not really interested or uninterested. Kyon just crossed his arms and tilted his head to the side with a raised eyebrow.

"It's nothing too serious were really good friends and all and we try to maintain a certain level of professionalism at school leaving our conversations for after. But I can't help but find myself getting a little giddy over the fact that I even have a secret relationship it so daring and mysterious that it almost makes you want to."

Asakura was blushing even more now.

That's one hell of an act she got the lovesick schoolgirl thing down….. But for some reason…. I have this overwhelming sense of dread…. And I don't know why for some reason I feel the urge to jump out the window again and run like hell I wonder why.

"Well putting all that aside I wanted to hug him from the moment I saw him again it's been so long and he hasn't changed a bit. It's so difficult to restrain myself at this point… that I almost want to… want to…. Oh I'm sorry Kyon but I can't take it anymore!"

Asakura jumped out of her seat and thrust herself right into Kyon burying her face lovingly into his chest and gripping his shirt for dear life. The room was deadly silent Kyon was still trying to process what just happened when it finally dawned on him he realized where his feeling of dread was coming from it was a premonition of the future. He noticed that there was a cloud of darkness forming over Haruhi and her eyes were overshadowed by her bangs. The other brigade members were visibly moving away from her ever so slightly in an attempt to avoid the storm that was currently about to explode. The only notable sound coming from the room at that time was from Koizumi cell phone which was playing his super emergency ring tone from his "part-time job" it was quite obvious why they were calling him.

You… bitch… you evil manipulative creature from another planet you have condemned me to a fate worse than death. You just dropped the atom bomb with a freaking smile I swear by any and all that is holy I will have my revenge on you I will laugh, and you will cry, and then I will laugh some more. Enjoy snuggling your face in my chest today because if I survive today you will know my wrath tomorrow that's a promise….. But like I said earlier today God must really hate me.

A/N: well that's it for chapter two I hope I didn't make anyone to out of character if I did let me know I want to make sure I get this right. So anyway read review you know the drill I'd really like to know what you guys think Just a gentle okay.