Tails was losing his arm slowly. Blood poured out of his arm. "Aaaagh! Damn!" yelled Tails. Knuckles lay on the ground, his once cheerful smile smashed into a million pieces. He could not afford a new mouth. It cost so much the first time, he borrowed money from Big The Cat. "Maybe I can borrow more money from Big..." thought Knuckles. So Knuckles stood up, and went to see Big The Cat.
"You faggot...how dare you asked me for more money...I am not made out of money." said Big. Rogue translated Knuckles' sign language into words. "Knuckles says he lost his mouth. Why would you not give a mouthless man any money?" said Rogue the Bat. "You are right" said Big the Cat. "But Knickles, I am running out of money. I cannot help you when I am broke." said Big The Cat and Knuckles understood. Knuckles then acted like a ninja from Naruto by wearing his clothes over where his mouth would be. "I am Ninja Knuckles from hidden Leaf Viglage." said Knuckles.
Tails arm was cut off by the surgeon man who couldn't save his arm. "Tails, I am so sorry. It was an accident. I didn't mean to pick you up and throw you out window. Please forgive me" said Sonic to his best buddy Tails. "I forgive you Sonic. after all, that is what brothers in yaoi do for each other." said Tails as the hospital men were taking him into the hospital room on the stretcher. "But no Tails, you should not forgive me. I snored too loud, and made your arm gone. I am a bad yaoi brother." said Sonic,. "Yaoi brothers make mistakees sometimes, it is not big deal." Tails said to Sonic. The two embraced. They were Brothers in Yaoi, and an amputated arm was not going to change that. Sonic left the hospital to f*** Amy's brains out
Shadow The Hedgehog was a bad boy. And Amy loved bad boys. She was sick of Sonic's goody-goody bullshit. And she wanted herself a bad boy. Shadow walked over to Amy. "Hey Amy, you lookin' fine." said Shadow to Amy. "Thanks Shadow, same to you." Amy said platonically, but she really wanted to bang Shadow. It wasn't platonic. It was really unplatonic. Suddenly, Rogue transmitted erotic Shadow thoughts into Amy's head. "Grrr! Get that long sexy Shadow weener away from my face! Grr! Agh! You are so damn hot! But you are also so damn gay! Curses!" said Amy out loud! Shadow heard this, and was shocked and embarassed. Shadow rested his hand on Amy's shoulder, and the erotic thoughts stopped flowing through her head. "Amy, I am bi. We can still bang." said Shadow. Amy clapped her hands, and they went to Shadow's house to bang.
Sonic showed up at Amy's house. He was holding flowers, and condoms. Amy's Mom Angie answeered the door. "Uh, Amy's at Shadows'" said Angie. Sonic dropped his flowers, and ran as fast as he could to Shadow's. There, through the window, he saw them having sex.
Sonic dropped his condoms, and ran away into the woods. And he ran, and ran, and he kept running. He did not stop.