The Manic Intermission, That tells Manic's Story
This intro part of the chapter is told in Japanese use Goggle Translate
Kusagari Manic-kun, matteiru kanagaka, sakawa yi
Banzai, yisaru Manic-kun, shegasai, Manic-kun
Uganda, bajou ga kesata Manic-kun
Ai shiteru, Manic-kun.
Manic the Hedgehog was speedy, just like younger brother of his Sonic the Hedgehog. He was not as fast as sonic though. "That would be impossible! Ha!" Imagine! If he could go as fast as younger brother of his Sonic the Hedgehog! Hee hee! Manic, wearing his swag jacket, sped through the forest! "Aww yeah! Life is so great!" He ran to the Burger Bar. There, he kissed his girlfriend Tikal Echidna, who worked as a waitress. "Tikal, you are so scantily clad! And that is hot." said Manic. "Thanks babe" Tikal said, her exposed boobies wobbling like water balloons! "Ha ha ha!" said Manic. He was aroused. Manic walked off screen. Tikal, watched him But she did not know it would be the last time she ever showed Manic her boobs. Because she would die.
Tikal drove him from Burger Bar. It was stormy night. She could barely see. She was driving on a bride, and a truck drove up next to her. The truck did not see Tikal, and the truck knocked Tika's car off bridge into water. The car sunk in the water, and Tikal drowned. A bystander watched, and called the police. The police came, but they could find the body. They dragged Tikal's body. A horny man tried to do CPR, but really he was just horny. He knew it was far too late.
"DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAMN!" yelled Manic loudly.
Manic saw the story on the news.