[Pairing: ZoSan]
3. Jealous
Warning: minor chapter 700 SPOILER!Alert!
Roronoa Zoro was a man with an amazing self-control. And he was damn proud of that. He can take on anything with a straight face. It took years of self-discipline and training to amount to the level he is at right now.
So no, he's not jealous whenever Sanji fawns over anything with a pretty face and boobs, spouting hearts and flattering words while the most he gets is a grunt and an occasional kick.
No, he's doesn't get jealous when Sanji makes whatever food it is that Nami and Robin that requests. Food is food as long as it's edible and filling.
But when Sanji made Law onigiri -fucking onigiri- when all he got was sandwiches like the others, he almost snaps. How dare the cook, HIS cook, make his favourite dish for someone else?! A possible enemy even! But he's THE Roronoa Zoro. The man with self-control like no other. So he sucks it up, finishes his breakfast and leaves the room.
He's not stupid. Zoro knows how Sanji does these things to get him jealous. And he decided that no, he will NOT grant the stupid cook the satisfaction of ever seeing him such an emotion. But now that the shit cook's gone out of his way to royally piss Zoro off in a way that only HE can, the green-haired man will make sure the cook's not going to get any sleep tonight. Or any other night any time soon.
"You want me jealous cook?" Zoro said to no one in particular, an evil smirk gracing his lips. "I'll show you just how jealous I can be."
A/N: Because the part where Sanji makes Law onigiri because he 'hates bread' is so asdfghjkl;sdka adorable! *squeals*