The entire team watched as their redheaded boss began banging his head against his desk.

''What's with him?''Natalia asked after a few minutes.

''Must have been the trip to the doctor that did it.''

''Well whatever it is,he's handling it well,''Eric said,and then the swearing started.

''How-bang-the fuck-bang-is it-bang-possible-bang.''

''Uh,H,are you okay?''Ryan asked as he slipped past his team. Horatio set his chin down on the desk and glared at the envelope.

''No...''he muttered.

''What's in this?'' Horatio watched in horror as Calleigh picked it up and opened it,and for some reason he didn't want to stop her.

''What is this?''

Calleigh knew what she was looking at,but didn't understand why her boss's name was in the corner of the picture.

''H,did you get a girlfriend or something?''she asked.

''No,I'm married to him,''Horatio said pointing to Ryan,''That's mine.''

''What do you mean 'yours'?'' ''My name's on the corner for a reason.''

Ryan snatched the picture. ''What the hell...!''

Horatio launched up and grabbed both of Ryan's arms and shook him violently.

''I don't know how you did it,but you did it!''

''Did what?''

Horatio took hold of the picture of the ultrasound and shoved it in his face.

''THIS IS AN ULTRASOUND,DUMB-ASS!''he screamed.

The entire office got quieter than a library at midnight.

Horatio sat back down at his desk and proceeded to bang his head against his desk some more.

''So...if this is an ultrasound,and your name's in the corner,then that means-''

''-I'm-bang-pregnant-bang.''

''I know I failed health class in middle-school,but I do remember it,and pregnancy in males was not covered,''Eric stated.

''I failed-bang-it,too-bang-and no-bang-it wasn't-bang-covered-bang. I'm trying-bang-to figure out-bang-how-bang-it's possible-BANG!''

Horatio finally stopped,and when he sat up,everything was moving in circles and he couldn't see straight.

''I'm...getting dizzy...''

Horatio fell from his chair to the floor unconscious.

Ryan set the picture down and bent his knees to pick Horatio up off the floor. The team just remained quiet as he carried the unconscious redhead over to the couch and lay him down gently.

''He's gonna have one hell of a headache when he wakes up,''Frank said as he saw that Horatio's forehead was a little red.

''Serves him right...''Calleigh muttered.

''Now,what did he mean when he said he was married and pointed to you?''Natalia asked.

Ryan held up his hand,and the woman noted immediately the two rings on his finger.

Horatio stirred and opened his eyes. He looked over at the window and noted that it was dark out.

Ryan was sitting by him in a chair reading.

The redhead went to sit up,and groaned when his head felt heavy with pain.

Ryan picked up the sound,and put his book down.

''Want some Tylenol?'' Horatio muttered a yes and tried to sit up again.

Ryan handed Horatio the pills and water,and watched him choke them down.

''Well,a third mouth to feed ought to be fun,''Ryan said quietly.

Horatio gave him the death glare.

''I'll need a c-section,you idiot.''

''Oh,you've been studying?''

Horatio growled at him and sat up completely. ''What time is it?''he asked.

''Almost nine. You really hit your head hard. Your desk has a dent in it,and it's made from solid mahogany.''

Horatio rolled his eyes and went to stand up.

Again,he staggered and fell into Ryan's arms.

''You're gonna need help walking out of here,aren't you?"Ryan practically stated.

''No,I'm fine,''Horatio faked a slur.

''Yeah,sure. Give me your arm.''

Ryan pulled Horatio's arm over his shoulder and helped the redhead walk out of the department.

Horatio lay down on the soft bed slowly,his movements causing pain to his body. He didn't understand why he hurt all over,but once he was under the blankets,he felt his knees lock,and he didn't have the ability to get up and stand.

He felt the bed dip,signaling that Ryan had joined him. He felt two arms wrap around his waist,and Ryan pulled the man closer to him.

Ryan could tell that Horatio had tensed and stiffened and he placed a very gentle kiss down on Horatio's collarbone,getting the redhead to shudder in pleasure.

''Better?''he whispered,knowing that Horatio had relaxed a bit.

''A lot.''

Ryan smiled. ''A child would be nice.''

''Mm...You're cleaning up after him,though.''

''Fine. You're cooking.''

Horatio grumbled in agreement,and soon they both drifted off.

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