Gleeva Forever
Chapter 2- People Of The World Spice Up Your Life
It was Monday afternoon school had finished for the day and the empty choir room was slowly filling up with the members of the New Directions arriving in groups with their friends and taking their seats. They all knew that Mr Schuester was off in Washington again that week but they still had no idea who was going to be leading Glee club in his absence. Everyone was hoping that Sue Sylvester hadn't decided that this week she wanted to take over the Glee club. As he took his usual seat in between his two best friends Blaine decided to ask Tina to see if from her snooping she knew anything about their leader for the week. "So do you know who's leading Glee club this week?"
Tina smiled. She didn't know for certain but she'd heard rumours about who it was going to be. "I heard Mr Schu got the new dance teacher to cover for him."
"You heard correct." came the reply from the doorway. Everyone turned to see who had said it and saw the new dance teacher herself walking into the room. "I'm Katrina Chisholm and I'll be leading Glee club for you this week."
"Do you actually know anything about Glee club?" asked Kitty skeptically from the back of the choir room.
Katrina placed her bag down on the piano and turned to look at the Cheerio. She'd been expecting at least one person to be against her. "Show Choir is a guilty pleasure of mine and I know that whilst you guys are good you regularly lack motivation."
Kitty actually seemed impressed with Katrina's response. She decided that she wouldn't give her a hard time this week. However whilst Katrina might have been able to win Kitty over Tina was unimpressed. "Well how do you suggest we get motivated?"
"Simple." said Katrina. She grabbed a whiteboard pen from the side, walked over to the board and wrote on it SPICE GIRLS WEEK! She was met with a big cheer from the majority of the group. That seemed to have got them to accept her. "It's Spice Girls week. I want you to sing songs by the group and really embrace their core messages."
"One problem with that the Spice Girls suck. And what messages do you want us to embrace?" said Jake from the other side of the room. He was the only one who hadn't been enthusiastic about it being Spice Girls week. Everyone turned to look at him with their expressions showing their varying levels of shock and disgust.
The most disgusted by Jake was Kitty. He annoyed her a lot of the time but if he thought that she was going to just let him insult her favourite group of all time then he had another thing coming. "The Spice Girls are one of the most popular and best selling pop groups of all time. Their music covers a wide range of styles and is enjoyed by loads of people all over the world. Tickets for the Return Of The Spice Girls tour sold out more or less instantly. And on top of all that they promoted important messages such as girl power, being able to be yourself and be who you want to be and friendship never ends. Oh and Marley please don't dedicate a performance of Mama to your Mom in order to prevent everyone in this room being sick."
When Kitty mentioned friendship never ends Blaine looked sad and turned his gaze down to the floor to avoid everyone's gaze. It was only a small moment and it was easily over looked by everyone except for Katrina. She made a mental note to find out what it was about friendship never ends that had made Blaine upset later on. But for now she still had a Glee club to run. "Well said Kitty. Now it's time for me to show you how it's done."
"La la la la la la la la la,
La la la la la la la,
La la la la la la la la la,
La la la la la la la,"
As Katrina started the song Kitty, Tina, Brittany, Marley and Unique left their seats to go and join in with the performance. They were then quickly joined by Blaine, Sam, Ryder and Artie. Everyone was up celebrating the Spice Girls and Spicing up their lives. Everyone that was except for Jake who remained firmly in his seat.
"When you're feelin' sad and low,
We will take you where you gotta go,
Smiling dancing everything is free,
All you need is positivity,"
"Colors of the world,"
"Spice up your life,"
"Every boy and every girl,"
"Spice up your life,"
"People of the world,"
"Spice up your life, aahh,"
"Slam me to the left,
If you're havin' a good time,"
"Shake it to the right,
If you know that you feel fine,"
"Chicas to the front,
Huh huh and go round,"
"Slam me to the left,
If you're havin' a good time,"
"Shake it to the right,
If you know that you feel fine,
Chicas to the front,"
"Huh huh, hi ci ja hold tight,"
"La la la la la la la la la,
La la la la la la la,
La la la la la la la la la,
La la la la la la la,"
"Yellow man in Timbucktoo,
Color for both me and you,"
"Kung Fu fighting dancing queen,
Tribal spaceman and all that's in between,"
"Colors of the world,"
"Spice up your life,"
"Every boy and every girl,"
"Spice up your life,"
"People of the world,"
"Spice up your life, aahh,"
"Slam me to the left,
If you're havin' a good time,"
"Shake it to the right,
If you know that you feel fine,"
"Chicas to the front,
Huh huh and go round,"
"Slam me to the left,
If you're havin' a good time,"
"Shake it to the right,
If you know that you feel fine,
Chicas to the front,"
"Huh huh, hi ci ja hold tight,"
"Flamenco, lambada, but hip hop is harder,"
"We moonwalk the foxtrot, then polka the salsa,"
"Shake it shake it shake it haka,"
"Shake it shake it shake it haka,"
"Arriba ahaa,"
"Colors of the world,"
"Spice up your life,"
"Every boy and every girl,"
"Spice up your life,"
"People of the world,"
"Spice up your life, aahh,"
"Slam me to the left,
If you're havin' a good time,"
"Shake it to the right,
If you know that you feel fine,"
"Chicas to the front,
Huh huh and go round,"
"Slam me to the left,
If you're havin' a good time,"
"Shake it to the right,
If you know that you feel fine,
Chicas to the front,"
"Huh huh, hi ci ja hold tight,"
"Slam me to the left,
If you're havin' a good time,"
"Shake it to the right,
If you know that you feel fine,"
"Chicas to the front,
Huh huh and go round,"
"Slam me to the left,
If you're havin' a good time,"
"Shake it to the right,
If you know that you feel fine,
Chicas to the front,"
"Huh huh, hi ci ja hold tight!"
"So still think that the Spice Girls suck?" said Katrina in between trying to catch her breath back. The performance had gone well and she was pleased how easily she'd been able to get most of the team on board.
"Yes I still do." said Jake showing no signs of giving in to embracing Girl Power.
Kitty had had enough. She wasn't going to let him ruin what was going to be by far the best week they'd had since she'd joined the Glee club. "Well the rest of us love the Spice Girls and it is going to be Spice Girls week this week. So if you don't like it and feel threatened by the idea of us embracing Girl Power and Cool Britannia then the door is over there and you can just leave through it and come back next week. Don't worry we won't miss you."
"Fine." said Jake as he got up and stormed out of the choir room.
"Well done Kitty." said Marley in an unsuccesful attempt at sarcasm.
"What? Did we really want him hanging around all week being mopey and boring?" said Kitty. She wasn't going to justify her actions and based from her team mates expression everyone but Marley was on her side.
"She actually does have a very good point." said Katrina Chisholm. She held the Spice Girls in a level of high regard similar to Kitty's and she didn't want one sulky teenager ruining her Spice Girls week. "I can say things like that as I'm not your usual teacher."
We're not going to see Jake again for the rest of the story. It's no secret that I don't like him so I decided to let Kitty get rid of him for the week.
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