Red vs blue the unseeen episodes season 2

Episode 15,

everyone went to the back of the base. there was more explosions back there, but when they saw it was just sheila trying to wake up tex (even though she wasnt there) sheila kept on firing until she noticed them all just standing there.

"oh...ummm hey everybody what are you guys doing here, where's caboose" sheila asked nervously than ever

"i was about to ask you the same question...where...is...he" church asked agrily

"what are you all looking at me for? wash did it." sheila said while she was about to cry.

"wash you better have a good explanation for this." church said even angrier trying to keep it in.

"hey its not my foult she shot and i jumped so its her fault, I just didnt think i could kill him that easily." wash said,
church just gave him a nasty look than he sighed and said "alright i didnt think it was harder than very very very easy"

"alright then ill make you a deal... if you dont come back until december 31st then you can come back all you want." church said as he then out his habd out to shake on it.

"December 31st!? It cant wait that long maine's getting stronger." wash replied in a surprisingly questionable expression.

"I dont care she needs to recover" church said again

"fine, but dont blame me if your dead" wash said

"I wont" church said

Red VS Blue

"Hey simmons can i borrow one of your.. I me , me , mean gri-... I, I, I mean dead mans arms." sarge said stuttering

"sure what for?" simmons asked

" well wer'e out of spike's food and i need food for him to kill the blues." Sarge said while simmons was lol'ing griff came out of his bunker yelling

"NO,NO,NO,NO,NOOOOOO" griff said yelling, sarge asked whats his explanation for yelling and griff said

"NO! your not using my arm for food." grif said demandingly.

"we'll see about that..." sarge cocked his shotgun

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH" sarge kept chasing griff and finally griff got tired so he tricked sarge into running around in circles for no reason while he went up to the top of the base and took a nap.

"hey church you haven't said a cus word in a long time. Why?" tucker asked

"I dont know... im going to see if Tex is alright." church said

"ok" tucker said

Red VS Blue

"hey doc is tex alright?" church asked

"yeah, shes doing ok actually i finally disocovered why shes been unconscious for a while" doc said

"what is it?" church asked

"well there was this alien artifact looking thing, and she has it in her stomach..." doc paused for a moment thinking if he would get his $20 tri-pay.

"so what is it?" church asked

"its creating a child" Doc said.

To Be Continued,