"Why! Why! Akari had just warmed up to me and now my jealous little sister is here? She also goes to the same school with her and is in the same grade with her too why! Why! Is this happening to me!?"Itachi thought pretending to study so that Sosuke would leave him alone.

He heard Sosuke and Sasuke arguing about not disturbing Itachi"I just want to see how he's doing"Sosuke said"No you don't you want to go in there and seduce him into having sex with you!"Sasuke yelled"What makes you think that?" "Your wearing only your bra and panties!" "It's hot! Hell it's like 100 degrees outside!" they continued on until Sasuke won the arguement and locked Sosuke out of the apartment with only a blanket to cover her up.

"Finally"Itachi thought and daydreamed about him and Akari.

But it was shortly lived by Sosuke banging on the door.

"Please let me back in!"Sosuke yelled"Will you behave?" "Yes I promise!"Sasuke unlocked the door and Sosuke ran straight into Itachi's room.

She put her chest against his back and hugged him"What are you doing?" Itachi looked back and Sosuke was trying to seduce him by making puppy dogs eyes and acting shy"It's not gonna work Sosuke leave" "But that's not fair! I love you but we're siblings so we can't be together! And I want to be with you not some ugly guy from another clan! That I don't love!" "I have somebody that I want to be with and even if I didn't have that person I still wouldn't love with you" "Fine! Fine! FIIIINE!"Sosuke yelled at the top of her lungs and stormed out the room.

"Well that elevated quickly" Itachi thought.

The whole afternoon Sosuke ignored Itachi and tried to seduce Sasuke to make him jealous.

"Sasuke can we bath together?" "Will you pay me?" "What kind of question is that?" "If your gonna stick by me to make Itachi jealous might as well make some money of it" "I'm gonna go take my bath first, Sosuke don't you dare come in" "Did you hear something Sasuke?" Itachi rolled his eyes and went to take a bath.

"I wonder what Akari thinks of me? She probably thinks I'm a womanizer maybe I should take her somewhere or invite her over again...that's a terrible idea"Itachi looked at the door surprised that Sosuke hasn't tried to come in yet.

"Well I guess it's time to get out now" he looked the door again, still no Sosuke but when he opened it"What are you doing?"Sosuke was in front of the door with her cell phone and had frozen in place with her mouth open and a shocked exspression on her face, she was blushing too.

Itachi took her phone and went through it and found pictures of him in the shower even one with his ahem...giant chicken when he got out the bath tub."What the hell is this?"she was still frozen so he deleted them."Here you go" she didn't take it so he placed it next to her and went to his room.

A few minutes later Sasuke came in"Just make up with her already" "Why" "because she came in while I was bathing and washed my back! Do you know how hard she scrubs? Anyways just say something to her at least" "She's not angry" "How do you know?" "She took pictures of me while I was in the bath tub and one when I got out"then Sauke froze the same way Sosuke did"Goddammit" so Itachi pushed him out his room.

It was 9:30 pm."Man I'm hungry" when Itachi went to the kitchen the twins were having a feast. He tried to grab a dumpling but Sosuke grabbed it first and ate it in one bite."Whatever" so Itachi just ate cup ramen for dinner.

After his ramen he studied til' 10:59 pm and went to bed." It's a good thing me and Sasuke share rooms"

At Akari's house Akari was about to go to sleep when her phone had gotten a missed text message. When she opened it the text said"Hope you like it -Itachi ;)" "Why was there a winking face?" she thought but when she scrolled down there were pictures of Itachi in the bathtub and the last one was with his ahem...horse.

After the last picture Akari fainted.

In Itachi's bed he could tell that Akari saw the message by now and has probably fainted he smiled happily before dozing off to sleep.

The next day Itachi had came back from work"I'm home Akari" "Welcome back Itachi" she was wearing a pink apron and nothing else"Akari you should go grocery shopping because there's nothing to eat" "Well there's me" Akari had gotten on top of the table on her back and got a hold of Itachi's tie then pulled him in for a passionate kiss.

Itachi had gotten on top of her and pulled off her apron. She took off his shirt and his pants leaving him in only his boxer's.

Itachi picked her up and dropped her on the bed. He removed his boxer's and was about to ahem...put the stick in the river when the sun shined on his face and woke him up. He turned his face to find Akari naked in his bed. He sat up and found Akari wasn't there"Wow a dream in a dream...I wonder if I can go back to my first dream"

He looked at the clock and it was 11:21 am and school started tomorrow"I can't wait I get to walk with Akari every morning and I can wait at her school for her and I guess I can put up with Sosuke only for Akari" after daydreaming a little more Itachi got up and made breakfast.

He made 4 riceballs and some tea. Then went to watch tv. It was doing that show Tom and Jerry that Akari liked"What's so funny about it?" Tom was trying to catch Jerry and ran into his own trap"She is so immature to like this kind of stuff" "Good morning Itachi" Sosuke gave him a kiss on the cheek"watcha watching?" "I thought you were mad at me" "Shut up and answer my question" "A show that Akari likes I don't see how it's funny" Tom had just drank a potion and instead of getting big like jerry he got smaller.

Sosuke laughed at it "How is it funny?" "Because it's stupid" "My point exactly"after the show was over Sosuke leaned to Itachi and gave him another kiss on the cheek"Love ya!" "Oh god now she's happy again this sucks"Itachi thought and went to put his things away.