And so the long wait is over! More about my mysterious disappearance at the bottom~ For now though, ENJOY~! ^^
Maka POV
"Liz?!"
What the hell is Liz doing here? Is that Kid? Wait, she's the person that Soul wanted me to meet?
"Maka! You're the girl that Soul is sleeping with? I thought you hated men!"
"Wait, SLEEPING TOGETHER?"
What does she mean by that? I turn to Soul looking for an answer. He looked just as confused as I did.
"Liz, wait up!"
I hear Kid coming towards us with a panicked look on his face.
"Maka! What are you doing with Soul… SOUL?! You're sleeping with Soul? Maka! I am shocked! No matter how symmetrical you are, you must wait until you fall in love and have a symmetrical marriage in which I must plan to be completely symmetrical and –"
"BOTH OF YOU JUST SHUT UP AND LISTEN FOR A SECOND WILL YOU?!"
After about 5 minutes of Soul and I explaining the situation and apologizing profusely to the restaurant owner, we finally got to ordering.
We all got the menu and started to discuss what to order when Liz interrupted for what seemed to be the millionth time.
"So you two are just friends who live together because Maka's complete ass of a landlord kicked her out?"
"Yes! For the billionth time Liz. That is ALL."
Soul looked as annoyed as I am. I wouldn't blame him, I was pretty pissed off too about the situation at hand.
"Well, you should have said so sooner. Kiddie and I were about to throw Soul a party for finally becoming a man."
"I am a man!"
"No you're not."
"I'm more of a man than Kid is."
"You are not. Kiddie is the most symmetrical man there is!"
"Why thank you Liz, I think you are the epitome of symmetry too."
"Oh Kid! You're so sweet."
"But he still got those stripes-"
"NOOOOO! Don't say it!"
"that make him totally unsymmetrical."
... He didn't just say that. Oh no.
"…I…I…I'M AN ABOMINATION OF NATURE! I SHOULD GO DIVE IN A HOLE AND BURY MYSELF AND DIE! THE STRIPES IN MY HAIR! I-I SHOULD JUST LEAVE THIS WORLD!"
"You're not horrible honey; SOUL is just being completely immature about this argument. He should be the one to die."
"I'm not the one who thought that just because someone lives with me, they automatically become my soul mate."
(You get that? SOUL mate? :D I'm so unpunny….)
I am really starting to get really annoyed to the point of anger. I haven't eaten this entire day and now I am here with an almost complete stranger, a friend, and my childhood friend that are all being completely stupid.
"Will. You. All. Just. Shut. Up?!"
They look at me like I had two heads for a second. That was it.
"Okay guys. I don't know why you all are acting like complete 5 year olds in a public place about something that mature adults should not care about in the first place, but I am starving here and I think we should just all calm down and act our age and ORDER."
"But I think that you could lose a little weight Maka, I wouldn't want you to break my bed or anything-"
"MAKA-CHOP!"
Soul POV
What the hell was that? Ugh my head hurts like a bitch.
I slowly open my eyes.
Freaking light burns my eyeballs. Is that Maka? I can't really tell because everything is blurry.
"Took you long enough to come to."
"What happened…? My head hurts like a freaking rock hit me or something."
"You're close. Well never mind that, your food is in the fridge."
"O…kay then? What did you guys get for me? I'm starving."
"Liz said that you liked Spaghetti so we just got you some Spaghetti with meatballs."
"Oh thanks. You want any?"
"It's fine, thanks. We just got home anyway."
"But seriously what happened?"
Before she answers the apparently unanswerable question, my door burst open. Crap.
"YOUR STAR IS HERE BETCHES! BOW BEFORE MY FEET AND GROVEL AT MY GREATNESS!"
Black Star has the best timing doesn't he? He just HAS to burst into my house the day someone move in. I wonder in Maka will be freaked out by him. Oh right, Maka is still here. MAKA IS STILL HERE. Maka who is a man hater and kind of easily angered is in the same living room as the most annoying person on earth. This is not going to be pretty.
My thoughts get interrupted as I hear a scream and then a "MAKA-CHOP!"
Maka Chop? What in the world is that?
I run towards the living room after securely placing my meal on the counter to cool for a second after taking it out of the microwave. You can call me a bad friend for putting off going there for too long but Black Star has put me in some horrible situations too, trust me.
I remember when we were still in High School; he pulled a prank on Blair, the current slutty teacher of our school and blamed it on me! I didn't want anything to do with the purpled hair female but apparently I was the person who set her hair on fire.
Well that's a story to use against him another time but I guess I should go help my so called "best friend" out right now. He is annoying, but he is pretty cool.
I go over to my living room to see Maka calmly reading a book and an unconscious Black Star on the ground.
"What the hell happened in here?"
"Well, I Maka Chopped him as I did with you in the restaurant. Don't worry about it though. He'll probably wake up in about an –"
"WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED TO ME."
"minute if he is completely abnormal."
"So Soul, it seems that you finally became a man."
"Why does everyone say that about me Star? She is just a friend living in my house for a while. I am not having any type of romantic relationship with her."
"Well you should have said so before Liz called me like 3 hours ago."
"I told Liz the same thing 2 hours ago."
"Well then you should have been faster. It's not good to keep a god waiting, you know?"
"Yeah, whatever Star."
"Okay now that you guys have worked out the problems in your little bromance complication, shouldn't we start with some…? I don't know introductions and explanations of some sort? I would REALLY hate to have to Maka Chop either of you again and dirty my book on some imbecile's head."
Okay, scratch the whole calmly reading activity and change that to silently fuming.
"Uh… well Maka, this is my best friend Black Star. He can be kind of-"
"What do you mean, best friend? I am and will always be your god, Soul."
"-an idiot about surpassing god."
"Hi Black Star, it's… "nice" to meet you."
"It's nice to meet you too, peasant. Now on to the real reason I decided to bestow upon you my presence today."
"Go on with it."
"Well… PLEASE SOUL HELP YOUR GOD OUT THIS ONE TIME, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE WITH A STAR ON TOP?"
"Wait; slow down for a sec, Star. What do you need help with? "
"There's this dinner party that I was invited to go to and I can't make it because I have to do some godly activities and I want you to go for me and talk to the people and so on."
"Well, that sounds easy enough. You will owe me big time though."
"Thanks buddy, I knew I could count on my number one subject in a time like this!"
"Okay, first things first, stop calling me a subject."
"Okay, done. But there is one more thing…"
"And what is that?"
"You kind of… maybe… need a date."
Review for me please? :) It helps to motivate and to create more of this product of my imagination after all :D
And so the chapter is finally written. I am so sorry about the lack of update .! I am so horrible. I was just really preoccupied with a lot of things because I needed to get ready for some stuff like a vacation and at the same time focus on my school work. But that doesn't really matter for now ^^ the important thing is that I am back baby!
So I know that BS is a little bit overly confidant and a little condescending but he gets better, don't you worry.
I am pretty sure you guys know where this is going. Well with the next chapter at least, I am really just making it a little bit of a fluff chapter the next one. And the one after should be pretty... plotiful? I don't know. I am not really getting inspired these days so I haven't found incredible motivation.
Now onward towards the review replies :3
MissingMindHeartSoul- Thank you for reviewing :) It was actually your review that convinced me to finish this chapter even though it is 1 am where I live! And I care about all my reviewers XD. As for the japanese food, I had lots of different kinds but the place did not serve sushi. It was traditional japenese food with like onigiri and ramen and so on. The list was endless and very delicious looking :)
swaggalove- Thank you for the review :) it makes me very happy ^^ and I did update :3 happy?
meghanmoo- Thank you for the review and dramatic music cue ;D
IAmASaiyanGirlWarrior13- Thank you for the review and thinking that I am not a keyboard abuser~ I am so happy that you like my story so much ^^
ILikeAppleSauce- You my friend, are amazing. You reviewed for more then one chapter :D I was so happy when I saw that someone reviewed so many times in a row~ THANK YOU~!
Sebastian's Kat- Yes, I did listen to your advice. I really like how I write now. It is actually easier to type the story with all the spacing ^^ thank you for the advice once again and reviewing~ ( i not so secretly love you ) ;D (jkjk. but i do.)
ChubbyMochi- And it has been updated once again! And yes, a unicorn will soon be found XD you get a cookie. :3 for reviewing and liking unicorns. It's not that much of a cliffy this time though right? :)
FriendFromSunday- I know you. But I will not spoil anything for now XD thanks for reviewing on fanfiction and like telling me some error with this chap :)
Now that this is done it is time to upload... and to sign up as a beta reader XD because I tend to find mistakes easily.
Don't forget to review this my lovelies ( did I sound like the landlord and creep you out for a sec?)
BTW this week the manga/anime/light novel I want an opinion about is Durarara! I am a Shizaya fan since I found out about the awesome lemon yaoi on this site with the pairing :) do you guys think that I should watch the anime or read the manga first? The most I have gotten to watching was some AMVs on YouTube, my current obsession because of the epicness.
Hope to see some reviews and update sooner then this time ^^ til then, so long. (That sounded cheesy didn't it.)