Zombie Vegas Chapter 8: Finding the Exit, a call of duty fanfic

In this chapter, we begin the "Easter Egg" of this map. Yeah, I guess you can call it that. Nikolai discovers the PaP room! Also, they find the last teddy bear, and you know what that means! The song!

Zombie Vegas

Chapter 8

Finding the Exit

The two pairs met in the next room, which was the staff room. "Why is the fucking power always in the fucking last room?" Dempsey complained, shining his Acidgat.

"Um…vhere did you get zhat?" Richtofen said, pointing to the Acidgat.

"One minute, doc. Let's just get the power on. I think I see Mule Kick." He turned the power on. When the lights went on, Nikolai spotted the teleporter.

"Oh, there it is! The teleporter! At long last we can get out of here! I miss my vodka!" he said. Richtofen went to investigate.

"Oh, Scheiße. Of course it's not vorking! It is broken, but at least I can fix it. First, ve need a new power cell. Zhis one is broken beyond repair. Ve need another, or at least somezhing vith a similar shape. I am sure ve can find a vay to get electricity. Let's go."

"Wait, we should all get Mule Kick. We will need it for what Dempsey is going to show us." Takeo advised. They each bought a bottle of Mule Kick.

"Okay, follow me. You're going to crap yourselves when you see this…" Dempsey said. The zombies came. "Knew this would be too easy." The zombie slayers went into the room with Juggernog, which they all bought. Dempsey also bought the M16. When they entered the Egyptian room, Dempsey led them into a room which wasn't there before.

"Um…what is this place?" Nikolai said.

Dempsey got up on a table and got a cane out of nowhere. He talked with a carnival accent. "Drunk, badass, and kraut! Step right up to the room that will make you invincible, the Room of Wonder! Here every wonder weapon in existence is on the wall. You name it, we've got it! You want the Ray Gun we've got the Ray Gun! You want the Wonder Waffle, we've got the Wonder Waffle! Enjoy your stay here!" Dempsey got down and mentioned with his normal accent, "Oh, and rules are over there." He pointed his cane to the rules.

"Did you really have to do that?" Takeo asked.

"Of course I did."

"Ugh…honorless American." Takeo grumbled. They all read the rules.

"Oh, why does the damn Japanese get TWO!?" Nikolai said very angrily.

"Because I got mine from the slot machine!" Takeo retorted.

"How about YOU BOTH SHUT UP!" Dempsey yelled. The two quieted. Richtofen already got himself the Wunderwaffe DG-2. Takeo bought something called the 31-79 JGb215. (for simplistic reasons, I will refer to it as the Shrink Ray) Nikolai spotted a weapon near the end. It was called the Ray Gun Mark II.

"This will show that no-fun sober Japanese man." He thought. He bought it and went up to Takeo. "Hey, bitch! How is you little pussy Ray Gun going to compare to mine?" He gloated, waving his Mark II.

Takeo responded the only way he knew how-he shrunk the drunk! "I'm sorry, little man. I could not here you. Say that again." Nikolai responded with the middle finger. He grew back to his normal size.

"I'll be with the zombies." Nikolai murmured. He started killing zombies with his Mark II. It was an awesome weapon. Much better than the original. The zombies dropped like flies. Nikolai decided to spin the "Wheel of Fortune". He got a regular Pack-a-Punch Machine. A wall opposite of the Room of Wonder was starting to shake. A new room was there. Nikolai went inside. There were three machines inside. One was the Pack-a-Punch but the other two were new. It resembles a drink machine you would normally see at a burger joint, but instead of drink options there were attachments. The third was a machine with lasers that had slots for the Reflex, EOTech, ACOG, and Hybrid optics. Nikolai found the rules.

Welcome to the new and improved Pack-a-Punch Room!

You got a regular Pack-a-Punch Machine, right?

Well, as of right now you and only you can enter this room. If a zombie or one of your teammates tries to enter, he/she will be shocked to the point of nearly downing (killers)/killed and respawn somewhere else (zombies).

Now, some things to mention.

1. Since you got a normal Pack-a-Punch Machine (unless someone gets one from the wheel), you and only you may enter.

2. You can see there are three machines in this room. The functions of these machines are:

A. To increase ammo, power, range, etc.

B. To select attachments for weapons that support them.

C. To choose a reticle for any sight that supports them.

3. The second machine, the attachment machine, was created to ensure that you get the attachment you want from upgrading. It can only be used on Pack-a-Punched guns.

4. Also, when you Pack-a-Punch your weapon, you can get ONE attachment from the machine for free. If you want a second, you must pay one thousand points. For a third, two thousand points. You CANNOT have more than three attachments.

5. The attachments available are: ACOG (Advanced Combat Optical Gunsight) Scope, Adjustable Stock, Ballistics CPU, Dual Band Scope, Dual Wield, Extended Clip, Fast Mag, FMJ (Full Metal Jacket), Fore Grip, Grenade Launcher, Hybrid Optic, Iron Sights, Laser Sight, Long Barrel, Millimeter Scanner, Quickdraw Handle, Rapid Fire, Reflex Sight, Select Fire, Suppressor, Tactical Knife, Target Finder, and Variable Zoom. Note that not all attachments can be used in some guns.

6. The third machine lets you choose reticles for Reflex, EOTech, ACOG, and Hybrid sights.

7. You CANNOT shoot out of this room. That would be unfair to the zombies. They have hearts too (even though they are literally rotten).

8. We have free WiFi!

Enjoy your stay at the Pack-a-Punch room!

"Not as overpowered as the wonder room, but still overpowered." Nikolai said. "So, what to upgrade? Weapon that kills like child's play? Surprisingly good Russian pistol? Or assault rifle with no ammo? Eh, pistol it is." Nikolai inserted his Makarov, waited a few seconds, and out popped the gun, now black with red markings. He took it and looked at the name. "Zakhaev. I don't get it." He took the gun to the attachment machine. "Hm…two guns are better than one I guess." He selected dual wield. In an instant another Zakhaev popped out. He went out of the room. The others were there.

"Oh. I see you have found zhe Pack-a-Punch." Richtofen said.

"Da. Only I can go in though." The drunk boasted.

"And why is that?" Takeo said.

"How about you try to go in, then?"

"I am not as dumb as you think, Russian." While they were fighting, Richtofen noticed Dempsey was gone.

"Anyone see zhe American?"

Dempsey

Dempsey was fighting through a swarm of the undead, heading to the staff room. He had almost forgotten that he saw the final teddy bear. His M16 seemed to get more powerful in his hands. Heads popped like corn kernels. His father had named him Tank for a reason. He made it to the room. He looked around and found it. It was on a broken shelf. He hit it with the stock of his M16. The last ring sounded, and the music played. It was a fast beat played by bongos. "Oh yeah. The King, baby!" A man who sounds a whole lot like Elvis Presley started off.

Destroyed city have mercy on my soul!

Vegas is practically on fire!

There's a whole lotta zombies

They're gonna burn.

So we need are supplies higher!

There are thousands of zombies gonna eat my heart

And there all living hell oh dear!

And I'm just a soldier with guns to spare so

Vivaaaaaaa Zombie Vegas!

How I wish there were more them zombies to slay!

But no matter how many more there are,

This to me is just like play!

Oh there's monkeys, and hellhounds, and that guard, too!

A poor life killed and lost on every kill!

All you need is good perks and bullets of steel.

Vivaaaaaaa Zombie Vegas!

Viva Zombie Vegas with those souls flashin'

And those undead brain bandits slashin'

All your hopes down the drain.

Viva Zombie Vegas turnin' bad into worse,

Turnin' worse to even worse.

If you see them comin'

You'll never be the same again.

I've gotta keep on the run.

I've gotta keep loadin' my guns.

Even if I'm left with rocks!

If I died, in heaven I'll remember,

That I at least helped some of mankind!

I'm gonna have to give this everything I've got.

From casinos all the way to a parking lot!

Let me shoot their heads off with every single shot!

Vivaaaaaaa Zombie Vegas!

Vivaaaaaaa, Vivaaaaaaaaaaa Zombie Vegaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas!

The song ended. "Wow, either Elvis wasn't really dead after all or that impersonator must be an Elvis fanatic!" Dempsey said. He went back to the others.

"I see you found zhe last of zhose retched bears. Elvis. Ugh. You Americans truly are somezhing else."

"Whatever. Did you find the power cell thing?"

"Ja. Ve need you to help zhough. It is stuck and ve need vier people."

"Alright. Always knew you guys needed the Tank. Oorah." He said flexing his muscles.

"Americans unt zhere biceps. Just help us." They got the power cell. Suddenly a slot machine appeared in front of Takeo.

"Ugh. Not again!" The samari said.

We're getting close to the end guys! My first Fanfiction almost complete! What did you guys think of the song? Did you like the new PaP room? Or is it too OP? Thanks to YoshiEmblem for answering my question about the song. I just didn't want to be sued, suspended, or banned on my first story. You're a life saver! Or rather an account saver!