Sorry it's been awhile! I got a terrible cold and it took a week to just write this chapter. But hey! There are only three chapters left guys! Which special zombie will they be forced to fight this time?

Zombie Vegas

Chapter 9

Making Progress

Takeo reluctantly pulled the switch. The wheels stopped on a jail cell door. Suddenly, the ground shook and a giant warden zombie came out of nowhere. "What the fuck!?" Dempsey yelled. "First dogs, then Avagodro, then BRUTUS!?"

"Zhe 'author' told you its name did he not?"

"Yep."

"Vell, let's kill zhis zhing!" Richtofen said. He pulled a pin on one of his Semtex Grenades and threw it at Brutus's head, where it stuck. It blew up. It only made Brutus angry. He grabbed the German's head and threw him to the side. "It is okay! Zhe doctor lives!" Brutus went to the wheel and hit it with is club.

"Privileges revoked!" Brutus said.

"Of course." Dempsey said. He looked at his M16. "Baby, don't let me down!" He started shooting Brutus's head. He popped the undead warden's helmet off. The zombie then proceeded to throw two smoke grenades. Takeo, remembering his samurai training, focused. He heard Brutus's footsteps behind him. He unsheathed his katana, turned around and sliced Brutus's head off. The max ammo was all that was left. The smoke cleared. Takeo sheathed his katana and got the max ammo.

"Great job Takeo. But since you summoned him and killed him, you must fix the damage." Nikolai said.

"I do not think so, drunk."

"Who has the dual upgraded pistols?"

"Who has the katana?"

Ten minutes later

"For the love of the emperor! I have wasted eight thousand points on this damn wheel and all I have got is a half ammo, double points, and a 935 logo which does nothing because Dempsey got a halved one! And of course I had to use two thousand points to make the damned thing usable again! I want a damn half Pack-a-Punch!" Takeo yelled.

"Never seen you so angry, Tak. Let the gambling master try." Dempsey said. He of course gets a half machine on his first try.

"Dishonorable machine!" Takeo yelled. He repeatedly hit the wheel with his katana.

"Satisfied, Takeo?" Richtofen said.

"I take it the land of heavy drinking, heavy gambling, and heavy showgirls is not for you, no?" Nikolai said, doing tricks with his Zakhaevs.

"Do you want me to knock you out again, drunk?" Takeo said. Nikolai grunted. The others went into the Pack-a-Punch room. They read the rules. Dempsey went first. He placed his M16 in the first machine. The Skullcrusher came out. He went to the attachment machine. "You know what the only thing better than an M16 is? Two M16s." He pushed dual wield. Another Skullcrusher popped out. "Oh my God. I didn't expect that to work. Well, my life is complete. How about you guys?"

Takeo placed his MSMC in the machine. When it came out is was now "E=MCSQR" "Hm an Einstein reference. How amusing." He went to the attachment machine. He chose the EOTech sight, and an EOTech sight came out. He then went to the reticle. Of the many available, he chose the EOTech Zombie Stopper, which looks great.

Richtofen put his HAMR in. A few seconds later, the SLDG HAMR popped out. "How did I know zhat zhat vould be zhe name?" He put it in the attachment machine. He chose grip and a new silicone handle came out. He replaced his current handle with it. He also spent one thousand points for a variable zoom, and a scope came out with variable zoom. They all went out with their new guns. "Vhat ve need now is a new source of element 115. Zhe old one vas used up, probably for vhen zhe staff tried to escape. Look around, theirs bound to be somezhing. Ve could use a zombie heart if all else fails." They all went to different rooms.

Dempsey

Dempsey went into the battlefield room, the curious man he was. He saw Grenadier Grape. "Eh, why not? After all, YOLO." He drank it. He looked at his grenades. They looked like someone put them in the Pack-a-Punch Machine. He was also carrying six instead of four. Zombies were coming. He pulled the pin and threw it. The grenade exploded in two seconds instead of four. The explosion was also bigger. "Three thousand points well spent. Oorah."

Nikolai

Nikolai went into the dinosaur room. He bought Speed Cola, but other than that there was nothing of interest there. The zombies came, but were quickly mowed down with his Zakhaevs. He saw something in the corner that looked familiar. "No…it can't be…vodka!" He immediately gulped it down. "Oh, thank God. Now I'm good and drunk! Happy days!"

Takeo

The samurai went into the garden area. He saw the new perk machine. "Croak-a-Cola? Hmmmm." He purchased a bottle. It tasted bitter with a hint of apples. He felt his legs get stronger. He jumped and was able to get to the second floor. As the zombies came, he went to get on top of a nearby crate. He pulled himself up much faster than normal. He smiled as he shot the zombies down with his E=MCSQR.

Richtofen

In the neon room, Richtofen was finishing a bottle of electric cherry and looking for a rock infused with 115. "Hm. It has to be here somevhere. Oh, zhere it is." It was behind the bar area, next to a blender. "No vonder everyone in this casino turned into a zombie. It must have been used to make different drinks faster. 115 alcoholic drinks equal serious problem! Luckily none of us should be affected since I used 115 to make us super-soldiers." He grabbed the rock and went to the staff room.

He installed the rock and called the others. "Ok, now ve need to connect a series of vires throughout the rooms to ensure ve get as much power as possible. Go!"

They all connected the wires and met in the Pack-a-Punch room. Nikolai had already upgraded his MTAR into the Malevolent Taxonomic Anodized Redeemer and was proceeding to get the Target Finder. Takeo was upgrading his Ray Gun into the Porter's X2 Ray Gun. Richtofen was polishing his Afterburner. Dempsey was surfing the web using his phone that magically upgrades when going forward in time.

"Listen to this crap, guys! 'The four of us are gay,' 'The four of us are aliens,' 'The four of us are gay aliens.' People are weird." Dempsey said.

"Ugh. Just because I am schizophrenic does not mean I am gay. And yet everyone says I am. That is vhy I have to carry a picture of me und my vife on our honeymoon" Richtofen said.

"You have a wife?"

"Ja"

"What, is she insane?"

"Do not speak of my vife in such manner."

"Fine. Just keep her away from me."

"American asshole."

"Retarded kraut." Dempsey walked away and put his Acidgat into the Pack-a-Punch Machine. "Vitriolic Withering. I never thought that would be the name."

Richtofen then put his Wunderwaffe DG-2 in the machine. A few seconds later and the Wunderwaffe DG-3 JZ came out. "Now zhe doctor is all-powerful! Hahahahahahaha! Anyvay, now vhe must find a new electric outerpiece."

"Why exactly?" Dempsey said.

"Vell, if you remember correctly from zhe theater, vhen ve go to zhe Pack-a-Punch, a thing fires electricity on us unt proceeds to teleport us. Zhat is an electric outerpiece. Ve need a new one."

"Well, why are we sitting around like first wife? Let's go!" Nikolai said rushing off.

Nikolai

The Cossack rushed through zombies to get back to the first room. He saw something before Takeo knocked him out that reminded him of the teleporter back in Kino der Toten. He made it and found what he seeked. Unfortunately, it was on the chandelier.

"Ugh. How will I get that? Shoot it? No. Should I throw grenade? Nah." He saw some boxes. "There we go!" He stacked the boxes up and climbed to the top. The others walked in.

"Nikolai! Be careful my friend! Let me help y-" Richtofen was cut off by Takeo's hand covering his mouth and holding him back.

"If the drunk wishes to get downed by fall damage in a dumb way, let him." To the side, Dempsey had pulled popcorn and a lounge chair out of nowhere.

"Be careful man!" is what the American said, but he was really thinking "Fall, fall, fall, fall, fall, fall!" The fact that Richtofen was squirming made it even better.

"Almost…got it!" The drunk said. However, his celebration was cut short when he lost his balance and fell. He survived, though, much to the dismay of Dempsey and Takeo.

"Well, that sucked. Let's just add the damn part already." Dempsey said.

Well, that's the chapter! In the next, they finally *spoiler alert* escape the casino!