Double upload today! Man, coming up with an easter egg is harder than I thought! At least it's done now! Sorry for short chapter. Endings are usually as short as my beginnings.


Zombie Vegas

Chapter 10

Using the Exit


They went back into the staff room and added the part to the teleporter.

"Ok. Now ve must power it. Unfortunately, neither zhe wunderwaffe nor zhe power svhich has enough electricity to power zhe teleporter."

"So, we're fucked?" Dempsey said.

"Nein. Ve can get enough power from zhe Avagodro."

"So we must wait round after round until we get it from the machine?" Takeo said.

"Leave it to the gambling king!" He walked out of the staff room and yelled to the sky, "Yo, Sam! Don't you think us fighting plain old normal zombies is boring? How bout you send a special zombie slot machine down?"


Meanwhile, in the Aether

"Does he really think I am zhat dumb?" Sam said. "Like I vould do zhat."

"Do it."

"Who said zhat?"

"Me. The author."

"Oh great. Another adult to ruin my fun."

"This is my story so do it."

"Vhy?"

"Because I said so."

"Not doing it."

"If you don't, I'll kill you off in the series."

"You vouldn't."

"I would."

"Jerk."

"Thanks."


Back with the others

The slot machine appeared right in front of Dempsey. He pulled the lever and crossed is fingers. Lady Luck must have a thing for badasses, for the Avagodro was spawned in.

"Alright, he's here. So, now what?" Dempsey said.

"To zhe staff room! Takeo, you have a shrinking device, do you not?"

Takeo took his shrink ray out. "Yes."

"Ve must shrink him and put him inside zhe power cell."

"Richtofen, how do you know that gun will shrink it? And even if it does, how long will he stay teeny-tiny?" Nikolai said.

"Trust me, my friend. Besides, I know zhat veapon as vell as my wunderwaffe. Maxis created it. Of course, it would last longer upgraded. To zhe Pack-a-Punch!" They all ran to the Pack-a-Punch room. Nikolai put his Ray Gun Mark II in the machine and out popped the Porter's Mark II Ray Gun. Takeo put his Shrink Ray in an out popped the Fractalizer. Dempsey put his Peacekeeper and out popped the Anarchybringer. He chose the Millimeter Scanner for his attachment.

"Now that we're all powered up, let's go make midgetgodro!" Nikolai said. The other three face-palmed.

"Takeo, lure zhe Avagodro to zhe staff room. Shrink it. I vill zhen put it in zhe power cell."

"Hey genius. You realize it's electric, right?" Dempsey said.

"My gloves are lined vith rubber. Did you really think zhat a doctor with ten years of college education and is also a major general in zhe Nazi military voulden't think of zhat?"

"Ugh." Takeo said as he ran out of the room, Fractalizer in hand. "Honorless lightning bolt! Over here!" The Avagodro started chasing him, firing bolts of electricity at the honor-driven Takeo. He made it to the staff room. He was about to shrink the zombie, but was shot out of his hand by a lightning bolt. He swore in his native tongue and dove for the gun. The Avagodro shocked Takeo before he was able to grab it. The samurai yelled in pain and rolled on the floor in agony. Before the electric foe could finish the job, it was spun around and punched in the face by Richtofen. It screeched and teleported away. Takeo grabbed his Fractalizer. When the Avagodro reappeared, Takeo shot it and it instantly shrunk. Richtofen grabbed it and stuck in the power cell. The teleporter sprang to life. Richtofen put the coordinates in and pushed a button. He yelled to Dempsey and Nikolai. They came in. They quickly went into the teleporter (Except Dempsey, who had to be pushed by Richtofen. He really didn't want to go.) In an instant the casino was once again vacant.


So they left the casino! Since today is a double upload, the epilogue is already available. Check it out!