A/n: I am soooooo sorry I have took so long for this, I feel awful! D: but at last I finally got this done though. You see I started a new story like two months ago, and I wanted to start on that one for a few chapters. But after I got that story started I got major writers block and just didn't feel like writing thinking I was horrible, and blah blah blah. I know you all have probably heard all this before, and it's really no excuse, so once again I'm sorry.
On another note this will be the last chapter, I didn't seriously think it would end like this but I had to end it somewhere. I kept thinking it wasn't going to get anywhere after this so I just decided to finish this since it wasn't a major story I wanted to write. But on a good note (or maybe not considering your favorite pairings) it has a lot of USUK in this chapter so hopefully you'll enjoy that XD.
"Alfred why is there a floating hamburger above your head?"
"Arthur I already told you that there's nothing there."
"Will you quit lying it's above you! I swear every time I see you there's a hamburger somewh-oh great now your head is the hamburger! You've eaten so much you are turning into one now, I guess it is what they say, you are what you eat." Arthur said starting to crack up with laughter with tears coming to his eyes. Though Alfred, who was on the other side of the Englishman did not find it as hilarious as the former did. I mean come on he didn't eat that many hamburgers! And besides just like spongebob says 'there good for your soul.' (technically he krabby patties were but it meant all the same to America.)
Alfred was having some trouble controlling the brit since he was drunk once again. For over ten minutes now the older blond kept sprouting nonsense about there being a burger above him, at first it was freaking hilarious seeing Arthur going crazy from his alcohol, but after about an hour it starts to get a little annoying…
After about another minute Arthur finally calmed down from his fits of laughter with a few giggles now and then. "Are quite done laughing at your allusions now?" Alfred asked with a little hope that they can change the subject away from his supposed hamburger head.
"I told you already, they are NOT allusions! But whatever, your head finally turned back to normal at least. I wouldn't have been able to deal with kissing a hamburger, no matter who is the hamburger." Arthur pointed out taking another sip of his scotch, or at least he was going to until Alfred quickly snatched it away from his hands. The green eyed blond just continued to stare at his opens hands were his scotch use to be not noticing at first that it was gone. After a few seconds it finally sank in that the glass was gone and he looked up at the American across from him with a small glare and a pout on his lips.
"Heeeeey, hand that over you wanker! I wasn't done with that yet!" he said trying to get the glass away from the other blond, but Alfred was having none of that, so he raised it high over his head away from Arthur's reach.
"Now now Artie you don't need anymore of this, you do realize your drunk off your ass right?"
"I am not 'drunk off my ass' thank you very much! We already went over this last time we went out for drinks together. I am the united bloody kingdom, I can hold my liquor better then you any day!" he said defensively still trying to get his beloved drink from his beloved American.
"Artie you should already know your not going to get your drink back. Just sit back down and I'll go get you some water to sober you up, okay?" Alfred said trying to get the other to calm down. Arthur quit fighting for a minute before a suggestive smirk came to his face, making Alfred freeze.
"You know your right, your just to strong with those muscles of yours. Maybe we should use those muscles for better use shall we?" He whispered suggestively in Alfred's ear causing a pleasurable shiver to go down his spine. Arthur slowly trailed his hands down Alfred's torso and stopping right above his pants waistline, causing a small moan to come out of the Americans throat.
"W-wait you mean right now? Shouldn't we go upstai-" Alfred had no time to finish before the others lips were on his own, kissing him forcefully making the other shut up quickly and he started kissing the other back closing his eyes. The Englishman smirked inside the kiss and started to run his tongue along the others bottom lip begging for entrance. Alfred responded quickly opening his mouth letting the other in starting a small battle between the two, which Arthur quickly won.
Arthur quickly broke away from the kiss and set back with a satisfied smirk placed on his lips, as though he had just won something incredible. Alfred stared at him for a second before looking back down at his own hands which were now empty. When he looked back he saw Arthur taking a sip from his glass of scotch he had stolen back from the American.
Alfred stared in disbelief for a few more seconds and then a small pout was soon placed on his face. "Artieeeeee that is so not cool."
Arthur smirked at him again with a lopsided smirk before taking one last swig and finishing off the drink. "If you would have just gave me the bloody drink I wouldn't of had to resort to that kind of trick, but oh well you seemed to enjoy it anyways..."
Alfred stared at him a little longer with his pout still on his lips now not really sure if Arthur was still drunk or not…
"I still think that was a dirty trick. I mean come on who does that! Oh whatever, at least I'm finally out of scotch so you can't drink anymore."
The other blond looked at him with a small pout. "Oh you act like I'm horrible when I'm drunk. I'll have you know I am still a gentleman even when drunk thank you very much." he said with a stern expression, though his statement caused the other nation to burst out with laughter.
"Oh come on Artie, we both know that's a lie" he said in-between fits of laughter. Arthur rolled his eyes at the Americans outburst.
"At least I'm not like that French frog, who would rape a fucking steering wheel when he's drunk thinking it's a woman." he spat with venom. Alfred calmed down after the statement though he couldn't hold a few giggles back.
"Alright, I guess your right…but anyways why don't we go ahead and get you sobered up before the others come back." He said walking over to the other not waiting for a response from the other before picking him up without any warning, causing Arthur's eyes to widen slightly.
"let me down you twat! I can bloody walk myself!" The brit said, though not struggling from the others grasp because he was just to tired to do so, though he would never tell the other that. Somewhere along the way from the living room to the kitchen the Englishman fell asleep in Alfred's arms. He only noticed this when he put the other in one of the kitchens table chairs. Smiling softly Alfred carefully picked him up again and started carrying him up to his room.
After about an hour after Alfred put Arthur to bed there was a knock at the door announcing a persons arrival. Alfred looked away from the show he was watching on the TV and got up to answer the door. When he opened up the door, of all of the people to arrive back first of course it was the Frenchman.
"Ah mon ami, so good to see you again." Francis said with a wink as he came into the others house not waiting for an invitation.
"Why is it your always the first to arrive?" Alfred said tilting his head slightly to the side a little in question glaring a little. (he still wasn't really happy about what happened earlier with him and Artie…)
"Oh no reason….so where is the other love bird Arthur?" he said with a sly smirk.
"Well earlier he got drunk off his ass and passed out like usual." He said ignoring that last comment.
"Ah that does sound like him doesn't it" Francis said with a slight laugh.
"So have you heard from the others? Are they going to come back?" Alfred asked. It was getting very late and he was not sure if the others would even come back with everything that has happened.
"I'm not sure…the only others I talked to was Germany and Italy, and they got into a fight right before they left poor me all alone without any company. Could you even believe how awful they are?" he said over dramatically with a fist clutched to his heart.
Alfred ignored that last comment as well. "What did they get into a fight about?"
"Oh you know, about there sexual tension. You know kinda how like you and Arthur did earlier?" he said with a slight smirk.
"What, Arthur and I don't have-" he was interrupted by a slight humming from his pocket. He looked down for a second at his pocket until he fished out the device making the noise. When he retrieved his cell phone he saw it was a call coming from his boss.
"hello?" a pause "we do? But you never-" another pause "oh well okay I'll make sure to be there then." he said with a sigh and hung up the phone.
"What was all that about Alfred?" Francis asked.
"Well it turns out we have a surprise G8 meeting tomorrow…man and right when I want to have a party! I swear they always want to ruin my plans!" He said pouting at the horrid news he just received.
"What, they haven't told me anything about a meeting."
"He said that he was the first one to be notified, you should be getting a call soon." Right when the blue eyed blond finished his sentence the others phone started to ring.
"Ello? Meeting tomorrow? Alright, I'll get there." he said hanging up his phone. "Well you got that right, looks like I'll have to be leaving sooner then I expected…I wouldn't be expecting anyone to come back now."
"yeah…well I better be getting to bed if we have another boring meeting tomorrow. I'm so going to be exhausted." he whined with a frown.
"You will be fine, you sleep in every meeting anyways when your not the center of attention anyways. Well I must be going now since I need my beauty rest. Farewell Alfred" and with that he turned to the door and let himself out.
"Well I better go tell Artie about the meeting tomorrow then. He'll probably want to get back to his hotel for the meeting tomorrow." Alfred walked up the stairs to his room and opened the door surprised to see the other already awake.
"Hey Artie, I didn't expect you to be up." he said with his ever present smile.
"How many times do I have to tell you, don't call me Artie." Arthur said with an annoyed expression formed on his face.
"Oh come on, you didn't mind when I called you that about two hours ago, you know, when you were to drunk to know what was happening." The blue eyed nation said teasingly causing the older of the two to scowl.
"Oh shut it you twat! Anyways the reason I'm awake is because of my boss. Apparently there's a meeting tomorrow." he said glaring at the phone as though it was the devices fault for awakening him.
"Yeah I know, that's the reason I came up here. I was going to ask if you wanted me to drop you off at your hotel for before it gets to late. And before you ask, my boss was the first to be notified about the meeting so he went ahead and called me."
"Is that so…well I wouldn't mind if you could drop me off at the hotel…"
"Great then if your ready I could go ahead and-"
"A-actually I wouldn't mind to just go get my clothes a-and stayed the night h-here. I-if that's okay with you that is…" Arthur said with a blush already creeping to his face from uttering the words. Alfred looked at him with a shocked expression before smiling sweetly and began to walk over to the other on the bed. Before Arthur had any time to react his head was lift up and his emerald eyes met ocean blue.
"I would love for you to stay with me for the night." he said quickly placing a sweet kiss to his soft lips. When they separated Alfred held out a hand to Arthur. "Now why don't we go ahead and get your clothes and hurry back here." he said with a wink. Arthur hesitated before taking the others hand with a small placed on his face.
"Lets"
"W-well when I was thinking about the meeting today I was so not expecting this." Alfred said with a shocked expression looking around that room at the other nations. As soon as Arthur and Alfred walked into the room the first sight they encountered was the nations from last night cuddled up to the others. Canada with Prussia, Germany with Italy, even Romano and Spain! Usually the dark haired Italian nation would push away the other with curses, but apparently not today.
Getting over the initial shock the two finally walked further into the room to their seats. Once the two got into their chairs they took another look around the room. No matter how many times they looked around the room it didn't change the weirdness of the whole situation.
It seemed no one has noticed they even arrived in the room, that was until the Italian nation snuggled up to Germany finally opened his eyes and looked towards the two. "Ve~ Germany look, America and England finally shown up! Hey guys its so good to see you guys again!" The small nation said with a huge smile on his face.
Germany quickly opened his eyes as soon as the boy that was cuddled up to him made a sudden unexpected movement. "Oh I-I see, since when did you guys get here?" The German speaking male said with a hint of a blush from being caught snuggling up to the other nation.
"We just got here dude…um is there a reason why everyone is snuggled up to each other?" America asked tilting his head slightly to the left in question. This question caused a certain French speaking nation to pipe up to the question directed to Germany.
"Well mon ami, I wouldn't say everyone is with another person. If you haven't noticed moi is without another on his arm. But it seems everyone else that was from your party last night is with someone though." He said looking around the room as if to add emphasis to his statement. Once Francis' statement was out in the air this caused Prussia to come out of his little world with the Canadian in his arms.
"You know, now that you mention it, everyone from the party is hooked up with someone now…except you of course francy pants." Prussia said mockingly with a smirk directed towards the blue eyed nation on the other side of the room, causing said nation to frown further.
"So what does that mean, that America's party some how brought several of us nations together?" Canada asked softly, but some how everyone seemed to hear.
"Then your saying that that American bastardo's party brought others together? That funny, considering the same fucking American couldn't even get his own relationship together…" Romano said causing said American's eyes to widen.
"Hey that is so not true! Iggy and I are so together now, and we couldn't be happier, thank you very much!" America said defensively causing 'iggy' to blush but didn't argue with his statement because he doubted people would take him seriously with a blush and smile on his face.
"Oh so you and England are finally are a couple now, about time. But its to bad that Prussia and I couldn't do our little plan we came up for you two though…" France said with a disappointed frown.
This little statement caused Prussia's eyes to widen remembering there little plan from yesterday. Quickly nudging Canada off of himself and getting up, he quickly rushed over to France.
"Who said we won't still be able to do our little plan…" He whispered in France's ear causing said nation to smile. Nodding Francis dug in his pocket bringing out an Iphone and head phones, and walked over to the two English speaking nations.
"Hey England and America, could you do me a little favor?" He asked, causing the older of the two to glare suspiciously.
"What are you planning frog." England spat with venomous green eyes.
"Why England you hurt my feelings! I just want you and America to listen to something interesting I found on youtube. What would be so wrong with that?" He asked with a small pout.
"Knowing you it won't be good, that's reason enough." he said still glaring.
"How about this, if you watch what I have to show you, I won't spread these embarrassing pictures I got of you yesterday at the party. I'll even delete them in front of you." He said with a playful smirk.
"Y-you don't have any pictures, I don't even recall you even taking out a phone…" he said with doubt in his voice. The other blond nation sighed and unlocked his phone scrolling down through his pictures until he found what he needed and showed it to the green eyed nation, causing said eyes to widen.
"O-oh alright, alright! We'll watch your idiotic video! Just delete that thing!" he said with a stronger glare that put all his other glares that day to shame, though he couldn't hide the blush sprouting on his cheeks.
Chuckling with success he deleted the photo and let England watch him. Though he already made copies of said picture yesterday, not that he'll ever know…
"Now what bloody thing do you want us to watch anyway…" England said with a sigh.
"Oh come on iggy it can't be that bad…right?" he asked that last part to the French nation standing in front of them.
"Of course America, I think you'll quite enjoy actually." He said with a cat like grin that made them both regret what was coming already. With that said France started to get his youtube app going and searched up the video. With that all done he handed the phone to the two.
"Now put in the ear buds and listen intently now." He said, a glint coming to his eyes. Doing as they were told they put the buds in and waited for the video to start. Somehow through there conversation with France, the other nations in the room were now listening intently and waiting expectantly.
A minute into the video the two blonds listening to the video started to blush furiously, causing the other nations watching to look confused at the two. After about two minutes into the video the English nations kept looking away from each other seeming to get redder and redder with each second. This went on for about thirty more seconds until America stood up abruptly
"Y-you know I think I f-forgot something important at home…a-and England needs to come and help me go get it. Excuse us!" with that America sat down France's phone and practically dragged England out the door. On there way out some of the nation could of sworn they saw the two nations were a little aroused in there vital regions (If you get my drift ;D)
The rest of the nations in the room just looked shocked at each other before turning to the French nation. "France what did you just have them watch?" Canada asked shocked.
"Oh just a wonderful video I found on the internet…though since those two didn't watch all of the video, it seems I can't keep my promise to England about the picture now. You know only fair right?" France said with an almost evil smirk. "Now I think this meeting is useless since two of the major nations are gone, so with that I bid you all farewell." with that said, he blew a kiss towards everyone in the room and walked out the door.
"huh, I wouldn't of thought the USUK drama CD would work so well" France thought with little chuckle coming straight after. "now time to go get some sexy shots of those two for future black mail." he said starting to run down the hallway to make sure he didn't miss a thing.
An: you know, I love the way this chapter turned out XD you guys can totally tell I'm a USUK fan can't you. Thank you all for sticking with me through all of this, I finally finished my first story on FF! I kinda felt this chapter was a little hard to follow when looking back over it, so if any of you have any questions about it I would be happy to answer them.
Anyways did you guys see the little spongebob thing I did up there? I thought that would be a fun thing to put in here. It actually kind of happened to me and my friend before. Since I'm American I love hamburgers, but my friend disses them sometimes. (even though I know she loves them, she's American to after all. :D) so one time I brought up spongebob and how they were 'good for your soul' but then she said she has no soul, so yeah…
Okay I'll stop talking your ear off now since I bet half of you skip these notes anyways ^^'
Thanks again, and check out my other story I was telling you about if you want to. (personally I think its going to be 10x better then this story.)
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Adios mi amigos and amigas~ :D