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While Wendy was crying on tambry's Shoulder the boys were still outside fighting and dipper was winning at first. But Nate and lee were double teaming him now so he started losing lee was holding him from behind while nate delivered body shot's that gave dipper some stinging pain but not as much as it should have and dipper had enough it was time to deliver his own damage

He quickly lifted his legs above nates head and jerked forward gliding just above Nate. This put Nate between lee and dipper but lee still held dipper's arms so dipper pulled forward squishing nate between him and lee but mostly squishing both of them against his muscular back forcing lee to let go

The boys rough housed for around another 10 minutes then called it quits as they all sat there hot sweaty but they were all wearing deodorant so it was ok dipper then said the one thing that everyone was thinking "you guy's wanna go get some lunch" this caused lee and nate to jump up and say "yea bro" in unison "ok cool I'll just go get the girl's and we can go" dipper said as he walked to the house and pushed open the door

Luckily the girl's had stopped crying and were doing each other's finger nails they both stopped and looked at dipper at first with question wondering who he was then they remembered everything that transpired in the last 2 hours dipper broke the silence "me, nate, and lee are going to lunch you girl's wanna come"

They replied by shaking their heads yes and putting the nail polish away and walking towards and out the door with dipper as they walked outside everybody got in gruncle Stan's car sense Thompson took robbies van to take them to the hospital dipper had grabbed the keys to his gruncle's car and ran out of the shop and in to the driver's seat wendy then looked at dipper and said "but you're not old enough to drive" dipper simply responded by saying

"technically I am. Second who's going to catch me these back water brained cop's. third I know how to drive anyway" and before wendy could respond he took off out of the parking lot and down the block and surprisingly he did pretty well until the sheriff and deputy decided to stop them because they were bored sheriff blub's got out of his car and walked over to the driver side of gruncle Stan's car

"well… well… well" he said with a smirk it looks like city boy is all grown up and thinks he can drive in the country side like everyone else. Isn't that adorable" dipper sat up calmly and looked at blub's and said in a calm voice "Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion" he said with a smirk and everyone around laughed even durland laughed

"shut up kid" sheriff blubs replied but that didn't stop dipper "Careful now, don't let your brains go to your head" he replied with an even bigger grin throwing everyone into even deeper laughter "shut up all of you" blubs said while looking around but dipper was not finished yet "I know you're not as stupid as you look. Nobody could be" he said and that made everyone fall over in laughter sheriff blubs looked like he was going to cry but dipper had one more "I've seen people like you, but I had to pay admission" that sent everyone to the floor in laughter some people almost crashed their cars and sheriff blubs was crying on the floor wailing and screaming as deputy durland attempted to pick him up dipper just drove off and to the diner

The rest of the drive was pretty uneventful once they got to the diner dipper and tambry sat in the middle seat that was up against the window's (lazy susan had just installed those last week and they were being put to good use now) wendy sat in the other row and lee and nate sat across from her tambry had put dippers arm around her which shocked dipper and wendy but dipper got over it faster than wendy

Lazy susan than came over and asked everyone what they wanted. lee and nate ordered burgers and salads, wendy ordered two hot dogs and macaroni for a side and, dipper ordered a XL large thing of cheese fries for him and tambry to share. as they waited for their food lee and nate were talking to dipper about how he embarrassed sheriff blubs and the girls would voice their opinions every couple of seconds

"dude how did you do that?" lee asked

"it was easy all I had to do was think before I spoke and the joke's came naturally "

"ok so do some more" tambry challenging her new boyfriend

"ok I'll start with nate. He is dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome."

Everyone even nate himself laughed

"now lee. Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing" everyone laughed even harder and tambry pecked dipper on the lips for a good show wendy just ignored the kiss and waited for her food and sure enough right after the comedy show their food came. Lee and nate were destroying their burgers while tambry and dipper were feeding each other fries and wendy was looking at the TV trying to forget about tambry.

A few minutes after the food arrived robbie walked In with a bandaged hand but without Thompson he sat down next too wendy and slung his arm around her and said sup guys wendy hugged robbie and looked at dipper but dipper was occupied with sucking face with tambry to notice anything this caused robbie to freak being the last one to know and all. "Whoa when did the dork get a girl" robbie blurted out

"about the same time your balls dropped" tambry said defending her man dipper, nate, and lee laughed in unison as tambry smirked and wendy rolled her eyes at the immatureness at the table robbie just grunted and looked away shame written on his face. About ten minutes later lee asked the question that no one even noticed "Where's Thompson?"

Everyone looked at robbie and he started to explain "he went home said his dad called and that he needed help at the auto shop" everyone just shrugged and went back to eating robbie had ordered a cheeseburger and everyone got shakes

Tambry nate and lee then proceeded to tell robbie about dipper cracking on sheriff blubs and robbie said that proof was necessary so dipper let him have it "no way the dork cracked jokes that funny I need proof" robbie said crossing his arms over his chest dipper shrugged and leaned back arm still around tambry "you're like school in July robbie" robbie raised an eyebrow as to say 'is that it' then dipper finished it with "no class" everyone as if it was a bomb just began to laugh some people fell out of their seats

Robbie looked at dipper and said "I am no one's fool" dipper replied with " I Know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you" and once again the laughter got even heavier robbie was about to stand up and defend what little honor he had left but wendy grabbed his arm and made him sit down

Dipper just smirked and looked away towards tambry in which made them start mumbling things to each other that only the other could hear

By popular demand I brought back the story for those of your who keep saying bring mabel, bring mabel, bring mabel listen I am not a fan of mabel sometimes I borderline hate mabel so stop asking she may or may not be in the story so leave me alone as always don't forget to review and all that garbage

Once Again this is MordoK1d saying peace