Day 1:
Four ponies groaned. They laid in the outskirts of Ponyville. One was a pegasus, one a unicorn, and two earth ponies. The pegasus was the first to get up. He look at the other three.
"Holy shit! Ponies!" He yelled. He looked at himself to find wings. He smiled and opened them, but quickly closed them again. He looked at the other three again, but this time, with a hint of anger. The unicorn stood up.
"What am I?" It said. The British accent gave him away. Gavin looked over to the pegasus.
"Gavin! What the fuck did you do!?" The pegasus yelled. It was Michael and Gavin knew it.
"I don't know!" Gavin defended. Michael glared at Gavin. Michael opened him wings again and pumped them a bit. He managed to get off the ground. Gavin watched it unfold. Michael quickly flew at Gavin and tackle him to the ground with his hooves at Gavin's throat.
"You dumb British fuck!" Michael yelled. The darker colored of the earth ponies quickly tackled Michael to get him get off Gavin.
"Who's who?" He quickly asked, his voice proved that he was Geoff.
"The pegasus is Michael and the unicorn is Gavin." Michael answered glaring at Gavin.
"Then Michael, don't try to kill Gavin here. First let's figure out what the hell is going on here." Geoff said. At this point, the last earth pony, Ray, had also stood up and stood next to Geoff.
"And we should check out our asses for cutie marks." Ray said, being a brony, he knew a lot about ponies, along with Michael. Ray turned first to see what his cutie mark was. He had the Xbox symbol for a cutie mark. He responded with a "Cool" and then Michael checked his.
"Look at mine! I've got a Xbox controller!" Michael yelled. Gavin and Geoff also checked theirs, Gavin had a d-pad and Geoff had the Achievement Hunter logo as his cutie mark.
"Do you guys know what this means?" Ray quickly said after Gavin and Geoff showed their cutie marks.
"I don't even know what a cutie mark is." Gavin said, poking his flank. Ignoring Gavin's comment Ray spoke again.
"Equestria DOES have technology now, so we can just play Xbox again." Ray said. He looked down at his hooves. "Well Gavin and maybe Michael could." Ray added. Gavin looked surprised.
"I could?" Gavin said, looking at his back for wings.
"You're a unicorn dumbass." Michael sighed. "It means you can use magic."
"Really? How?" Gavin said surprised.
"Try to think about the magic. For now, just levitate objects to get used to it." Ray instructed. Michael found a small pebble and held it up for Gavin.
"Here, try to lift this." Michael said. Gavin looked at the rock and intensely thought about the magic. A small spark of magic came out of his horn. He tried again and this time successfully lifted the pebble. Gavin dropped it and picked it up again and again until he could do it with ease. Michael and Ray were thankful that their glasses had come with them, so they could at least see what they were others were somewhat patient with Gavin's practice of magic. Michael had flown around, and luckily found Canterlot and guessed the general area of Ponyville. When Gavin had finished, Michael returned.
"Ponyville is that way, so maybe we could find somepony that will help us. Like Fluttershy." Michael said.
"Nawwww Fluttershy wouldn't talk to us, it's Applejack who would help." Ray said back to Michael.
"Fine, you win that one, so lets find Rainbow Dash." Michael said.
"Michael, we can't fly." Ray said lifting his back up to prove a point. "So how about Pinkie Pie?"
"If you're in the mood to party." Michael groaned. "So how about Rarity?"
"No, just no. I don't want to wear some random vest or something. So that leaves us with Twilight Sparkle. You fine with her?" Ray asked.
"I guess we have no choice." Michael said. He looked at Gavin and Geoff, forgetting that they weren't bronies. "Trust us, Twilight will be the best choice for us." Michael said.
"I don't care who we stay with, as long as we get home. I want to see my wife and kid." Geoff said solemnly. Michael suddenly remembered Lindsay and sat down he tilted his head back.
"LINDSAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!" Michael cried. He covered his face with his hooves and cried for a minute, realizing that the others were staring at him. "If any of you speak of this, I will fucking kill your ass." Michael threatened as he wiped away his tears. Immediately the others nodded in fear of what Michael could do. Michael gathered his thoughts and looked back at the others. "Come on, lets get to Ponyville." Michael said as he trotted off. Gavin quickly caught up and trotted next to Michael. "Gavin... Don't you dare pull Mavin shit on me." Michael thought to himself, remembering of all the Mavin pairing that is out on the web. Behind Michael and Gavin, Geoff and Ray followed not too far behind.
"Oh bollocks." Gavin said tripping over his feet. "I'm not used to bloody four feet to manage." Gavin watched his forelegs as he trotted next to Michael.
"You're doing fine, just walk with opposite legs first." Ray said.
"Thanks Ray, helping a lot." Gavin said sarcastically. Ray didn't pick up on the sarcasm and nodded. Gavin shook his head and continued his messy trot. Geoff was also having issues walking, but got the pattern faster than Gavin had.
It wasn't too long before the four arrived to Ponyville. Ponies wandered the streets and making purchases at the market stalls. Ray caught up to Michael and Gavin.
"If I remember right, the library is this way." Ray said to Michael quietly. Geoff hurried up and caught up to the others as well. Out of the corner of Geoff's eye, he saw a quick flash of pink.
"Umm guys..." Geoff said nervously. "Does one of the ponies happen to be pink?"
"Shit..." Michael mumbled. "Hurry guys, this way." Michael trotted a bit faster with the others quickly following him as well. This time Michael saw the pink pony. The pony bounced to the four.
"Act...natural..." Ray said through a clenched jaw. "She's a party pony." Ray added. Gavin took this opportunity to make a new friend and use his silly British brain with Pinkie.
"Hi!" Gavin said with a wide smile. Pinkie smiled widely back.
"Hi my name is Pinkamina Diane Pie, but everyone calls me Pinkie Pie, or Pinkie, I don't care! You're accent is funny. What's your name?" Pinkie said, talking at a mile a minute. Gavin was surprised at Pinkie saying his accent was funny, even though the guys at Roosterteeth always make fun of his accent anyway, he had just gotten used to it from them.
"Ma name's Gavin." He said, not even trying to out talk Pinkie. Pinkie giggled.
"What a strange name. But I Iike it! Gavin. Gavin. Gavin. Gavin. Gavin. Gavin. Gavin. Ggggaaaaavvvvvviiiiinnnn." Pinkie sang she looked over to the other three. "Are names just as funny?"
"Why yes!" Michael said, as he flew Joan's over to Pinkie. "My name is Michael." He pointed over to Ray. "That's Ray." Michael said and Ray waved. Michael then pointed to Geoff. "And that's Geoff." Michael said as Geoff stood a bit taller.
"Cool! Want me to introduce you to the rest of my friends?" Pinkie offered. At once, Michael and Gavin both nodded and responded with a "yes." Pinkie giggled. "And we'll party after!" Pinkie yelled. Geoff was about to say something but Ray stopped him.
"There's no stopping a Pinkie Pie party." Ray whispered to Geoff. Geoff's pupils grew in excitement.
"Uh, Pinkie Pie, was it... Will there be drinks?" Geoff quickly asked. Pinkie giggled again.
"Of course silly! There will be apple cider, sarsaparilla, punch..." Pinkie started to list off beverages that she would have, but Geoff stopped her.
"I mean, will you have alcohol?" Geoff asked, leaning forward a bit in anticipation.
"What's a party without beer?" Pinkie practically yelled. Geoff smiled.
"Good, at least I can drink." Geoff thought. Michael had also looked a bit happier as well.
"Well, lets go meet the other ponies!" Pinkie said getting ready to bounce off. Gavin got ready to bounce along, thinking it would be fun. Michael got ready to fly along and Ray and Geoff got ready to follow. Pinkie started to hop off and the rest followed, with Gavin smiling the largest smile he ever had coping Pinkie's movement. Pinkie led the group to Fluttershy's cottage first. When they reached the small cottage, Pinkie loudly knocked on the door to Fluttershy's door, yelling "Fluttershy" repeatedly. A few animals were heard before it died off and Fluttershy opened the door.
"Yes Pink..." Fluttershy started before she noticed the others and inhaled quickly. She whimpered a bit and looked at the others. Gavin smiled at Fluttershy. Fluttershy quickly looked at Pinkie and leaned to Pinkie's ear.
"Who are they?" She asked. Pinkie pointed at Gavin.
"That's Gavin. Funny name huh? But he's so much fun." He then pointed at Michael, who waved excitedly at Fluttershy. Fluttershy gave a small wave back. "That's Michael. He's a real gem." Pinkie said then moved on to Geoff. "That's Geoff." Pinkie finally pointed at Ray. "And last but not least, Ray." Pinkie introduced. "And this is Fluttershy." Pinkie said as she looked at Fluttershy.
"Hi..." Fluttershy said softly.
"Hi Fluttershy!" Michael said. "How are you today?"
"Good." Fluttershy said. "How about you?" Fluttershy said, she was feeling better about the new ponies, she felt good about how Michael showing a little compassion.
"I'm doing great. Nice day huh?" Michael said, looking to the skies. Fluttershy did so also. Michael understood how to treat Fluttershy and pull her out of her shyness.
"It is a nice day, maybe I'll take Angel out for a while." Fluttershy said.
"Hey Fluttershy! I'm having a party tonight at Sugarcube Corner, wanna come?" Pinkie Pie asked.
"Sure. I'll see you there Michael?" Fluttershy responded, she looked at Michael desperately.
"Yeah, I'll be there!" Michael said.
"Okie dokie lokie! Bye Fluttershy!" Pinkie Pie said. She started to skip off, the others waved goodbye and moved how they had before. This time, Pinkie Pie headed for Rarity's place. Pinkie Pie went into the building and a be rang.
"I'm closed!" Rarity yelled.
"Rarity! It's Pinkie!" Pinkie yelled.
"Maybe we should go." Geoff said, slightly worried.
"Oh, I'm coming then!" Rarity yelled again. Rarity ran to the front door and saw the other ponies with Pinkie. "Made some new friends?"
"Yep! This is Gavin, Michael, Geoff, and Ray." Pinkie said, she pointed to them as she said their name.
"Nice to meet you all." Rarity said with a small smile.
"Rarity, we gotta go visit Rainbow Dash, Applejack and Twilight Sparkle to invite them to a party tonight at Sugarcube Corner, wanna come?" Pinkie offered. Rarity levitated a wine glass and a bottle of wine. She poured some wine for herself and sipped it.
"Sure." She finally said. Pinkie smiled and she led the gang to Sweet Apple Acres. Pinkie went through her introductions to Applejack.
"Well nice to meet y'all sugarcubes. Y'all are welcome anytime!" Applejack said
"Can I buck a tree?" Ray asked, wide eyed.
"Sure, sugarcube." Applejack said, leading Ray to a nearby apple tree and set some buckets around the tree. Ray set himself up for a buck. He kicked as hard as he could. The apples fell from the tree and into the buckets. "Great job!" Applejack said and led Ray back to Pinkie. Pinkie invited her to the party, and she accepted. The group went to Rainbow Dash's house and introduced the Achievement Hunter group to her and invited her to the party. Of course she accepted and they finally went to the library. Pinkie knocked on the door with her tail, and it hasn't been long before Twilight opened the door with her magic. Spike was on her back.
"Oh hello Pinkie. I see you made some new friends." Twilight observed.
"Hia Twilight! This is Gavin. This is Michael. This is Geoff, and this is Ray." Pinkie said.
"Hi guys, what peculiar names you four have, I've never heard anyone with names like that. Anyway, allow me to introduce myself. My name is Twilight Sparkle and this is Spike." Twilight said.
"Nice to meet you." They all said, nearly at the same time. Twilight smiled.
"Twi, I'm having a party tonight at Sugarcube Corner, wanna come?" Pinkie asked.
"Sure!" Twilight smiled a little wider.
"Can I come?" Spike asked.
"Sorry Spike, but this is an adult party." Pinkie said with a hint of sadness in her voice. Spike sighed. "I'll bring you some gemstones tomorrow. Deal?" Pinkie offered instead.
"I'll bring you some cake too." Twilight added. Spike perked up.
"Okay!" Spike said.
"Well, see you then, Twilight!" Pinkie said then trotted off. Ray followed Pinkie right away. The others looked at Twilight. Twilight laughed slightly.
"She's such a silly pony. I could never understand that mare." Twilight said. She looked over to Pinkie. "You better hurry along now, I'll see you all at the party." Twilight said, turning around. Spike quickly waved goodbye before Twilight closed the door with her magic. Geoff, Gavin, and Michael quickly hurried to catch up with Pinkie Pie and Ray. Pinkie led them to Sugarcube Corner. The Cakes were running the bakery today.
"Hi Mr. and Mrs. Cake!" Pinkie yelled. Mr. Cake turned at sighed at the sight of four stallions.
"Pinkie, remember what we told you about boys?" He said. Pinkie smiled.
"Of course I remember! I rarely forget! They are just friends. Gavin, Michael, Ray, and Geoff! I'm going to have a party tonight so we need to get some things ready!" Pinkie explained. Mr. Cake nodded.
"Do what you need to." Mr. Cake said, returning to scrubbing the counter. Pinkie bounced off into the kitchen with the guys following.
"Hey Pinkie Pie, do you happen to have a Xbox or two?" Ray asked.
"Of course! I only have one xbox, but I have four controllers!" Pinkie said as she pointed to a set of stairs. Ray went straight to the stairs and wandered up. Michael soon flew up the stairs as fast as he could. Geoff calmly walked up the stairs.
"Do you want some help? I'll be more than happy to help." Gavin offered. Pinkie smiled and found some flour and other assorted ingredients.
"That would be wonderful." Pinkie said. She got out a rather large mixing bowl.
"Cool, what could I do to help?" Gavin asked eagerly.
"Hmm we'll need to make cupcakes, muffins, and a cake. Maybe Applejack would bring some apple treats. So, you wanna make the cupcakes and muffins? I'll make the cake!" Pinkie said, giving a cookbook to Gavin, and Gavin levitated the cook book and started to make the muffins and cupcakes.
Night came rapidly. Gavin used his horn to hold the treats that he and Pinkie made. Pinkie dragged a full cooler behind Gavin. Gavin returned to the kitchen and brought back quite a few things back with him. With a little help from Pinkie, Gavin had set the party up. Pinkie gave Gavin some balloons and string. Pinkie started to blow the balloons up and tying string to them. Gavin immediately followed Pinkie's example. It didn't take too long before the balloons were blown up and tied up around the place. Gavin levitated three beers out of the cooler.
"I'm going to take these to the guys." Gavin said, getting ready to run upstairs to the others.
"Okie dokie lokie!" Pinkie laughed. Gavin hurried off to see what the others were doing, he was sick of making treats and blowing up balloons.
"Fuck!" Michael yelled loudly, followed by a fit of laughter. Gavin smiled and wished that he would have gone upstairs with the others and play Xbox with them instead of helping Pinkie Pie set up the party. Gavin made his way up the stairs and found the others. They weren't far from the stairs. Michael was flying above Ray and Geoff, who were laying on the ground with the controller in front of them. When Gavin came in, Michael landed and held the controller with his wings and used his feathers to trigger the buttons.
"I got an achievement!" Geoff yelled. Ray gave him a hoof-bump and returned to playing.
"I've got you all a beer." Gavin said, popping the caps off of each bottle and levitating it to them, except Ray, remembering he doesn't drink. They each took it and sipped it. "What you guys playin'?" Gavin asked, taking a sip from his own.
"Pony version of Halo. Quite fun if you ask me." Ray said. Gavin sat down next to him and put his beer down.
"Using magic is hard work." Gavin complained.
"Twilight would agree, but I can't imagine you using more than on aura level." Michael said.
"What?" Gavin looked at Michael with a puzzled look.
"You only lifted shit right?" Michael responded.
"Yeah, that's the only thing I know how to do." Gavin said, going cross-eyed to look at his horn.
"Okay, that's all I wanted to know, you Brit." Michael joked.
"Anyway, I came up here to tell you guys the party will start soon." Gavin said, drinking from his beer again. The others laughed, Gavin gave a puzzled look.
"We've already got a party here!" Michael said, quickly pushing a controller at Gavin. Gavin took the controller with his horn. The guys went into a traditional capture the flag in Blood Gulch. Gavin found the way his character moved was quite weird. He then saw Michael, who was on his team, as an earth pony in armor that resembled the armor in Halo back in the human world. He screen peaked to see what he looked like, only to find a pony in the exact same armor, but with a different gamertag above its head. Gavin returned to his screen and made his way over to the other side of the boring canyon that was played by Geoff again and again and again while filming Red vs. Blue. Michael was a little worried about this game, with Ray and Geoff on one team, they would be unstoppable, even if they were both earth ponies and had to hold their controller quite weird. They finished one game, perfect game to nothing, before they finished their beers and Pinkie came up to get them.
"Ooo I see you all like Halo! That's cool! I love Halo! Not as much as Rainbow Dash, but Dashie likes all kinds of games, and she's pretty good too. Princess Luna is really good at video games too. Maybe one time you guys could play a game with her. Of course that would be complete luck if you do, but wouldn't be interesting? I wonder how much time Princess Celestia gives Princess Luna to play." Pinkie went on.
"Pinkie, what was the original reason you came up here for?" Gavin finally asked.
"Oh yeah! The party has started!" Pinkie said.
"Thanks for letting us know, we'll come down in a moment." Geoff said.
"Okie dokie lokie!" Pinkie said as she bounced away. Geoff led the way back down stairs, followed by Gavin, then Ray, and finally Michael. Michael quickly turned off the Xbox before he left.
"Ray, how did you and Geoff do so well?" Gavin asked.
"Honestly, I have no fucking clue." Ray said. Gavin did a half-shrug before he tripped. Michael laughed at Gavin.
"You dumbass, almost as bad as headlight fluid." Michael joked. Gavin blushed in embarrassment and continued to walk.
"I'd rather Gavin be saying headlight fluid as a human than these dumbass fucking ponies." Geoff sighed.
"They are not stupid!" Ray defended.
"Ray, just shut up." Geoff ordered.
"Whatcha guys bickering about!?" Pinkie said.
"Nothing! We're not bickering!" Michael defended. Pinkie gave them the evil eye, but only for a second before they turned to a purple mare.
"Anyway, this is Berry Punch." Pinkie said as she turned to see who was at the door because somepony knocked on the door. Berry smiled at the guys.
"Well y'all know my name, why don't you tell me yours?" Berry asked.
"I would love to!" Michael said. "My name is Michael, this is Gavin, this is..." Michael started, but Ray butted in.
"My name is Ray and that is Geoff." Ray finished. Michael glared at Ray. Geoff glared at Michael to get him to calm down. Geoff was surprised by Michael getting mad at Ray, normally Michael gets pissed at Gavin.
"Nice the meet you. Now, where's the booze?" Berry asked, looking around. Gavin levitated a beer over to Berry and opened it for her. Berry took it from Gavin's magic and gulped most of it down. Michael flew in the air.
"Way to go Berry!" Michael said. Berry smiled at Michael and finished the beer. "Geez, you sure can drink." Berry smiled again. Pinkie returned from her adventure to the door, and with her was Applejack and Big Mac.
"Hi Applejack!" Ray said, a little too loudly. Big Mac was the first to react to Ray's sudden welcome. Big Mac jumped a bit at the sudden sound. Nopony noticed the movement.
"Oh hello, sugarcube!" Applejack said to Ray. Gavin levitated two beers out of the cooler, giving one to Berry Punch and took the other one to Applejack.
"Would you like one, love?" Gavin asked.
"No thank you, but Big Mac would love one. Righ' Big Mac?" Applejack said, looking at Big Mac.
"Eeyup" Big Mac said, taking the bottle from Gavin. Big Mac walked over to Ray and gestured for him to follow. Ray followed Big Mac to an empty place in Sugar Cube Corner. "Listen here small fry, if ya do anythin' to ma sister, ya best watch out." Big Mac whispered to Ray. He quickly nodded and watched Big Mac walk away. He looked over to Applejack and gave her a pleading look. Instead of Ray going up to Applejack, Applejack came to Ray. The two talked from there.
After the Apple family mishap, the rest of the mane six had arrived. Geoff stayed with Berry Punch and they drank the night away. Michael had gone to Fluttershy.
"Hey Fluttershy." Michael said to the timid mare. Fluttershy perked up to the sound of Michael's voice.
"Hi Michael!" She said.
"Do you want some wine or something? I can get it for you." Michael offered.
"Sure. I'll wait here for you." Fluttershy said. Michael flew off the get a glass of wine for Fluttershy and another beer for himself. As the night went on, the two eventually started to hover above everypony else.
After everypony had came, Gavin finally got to just be with Pinkie and get to know her better. The two shared drinks. Gavin had started to have feelings for Pinkie, at first he shook it off, he knew it would be silly for him to fall in love with a pony. As the night passed, the feelings Gavin had for Pinkie were unbearable. Gavin locked his pony lips with Pinkie's and the two stayed in the position for a while.
"I've never kissed anypony like this before." Pinkie confessed when the two let each other breath. Pinkie smiled gently at Gavin. Gavin brushed Pinkie's mane to the side of her face.
"It's okay, I haven't really either." Gavin said. He remembered that he wasn't a human, he was rather a unicorn. Gavin gave Pinkie a warm smile. Pinkie leaned back in to kiss Gavin again. The two kissed again. After a few seconds, they broke apart. Pinkie smiled wide.
"Best party ever." Pinkie declared. Gavin nodded in agreement. By this point, it was very late and Pinkie decided it was time for everypony to leave. Berry and Geoff were very drunk and nearly passed out. Michael had been a bit drunk as well and Fluttershy had drank a bit more than she could handle. Ray, of course had been completely sober, along with Applejack. "Thanks everypony for coming!" Pinkie said, the guys said goodbye to the ponies they were with, except for Gavin and Geoff. Geoff more or less slurred his words something along the lines that they should drink together again. The poor man was wasted. The ponies left, leaving the guys and Pinkie. Ray sighed at the sight of the others drunk.
"Again?" Ray sighed. Geoff awkwardly walked towards Ray. "Oh no." Ray groaned, knowing it would be hard to take care of four drunk idiots, three of which may spill their secrets. Geoff slurred incomprehensible words. Geoff wobbled around.
"Come on asshole." Ray said, putting his hoof around Geoff's neck and led him to a place on the floor where they had been playing Halo. Ray returned to attend to Michael. Michael was hovering lazily a slight bit off the ground. Ray yanked Michael down to the ground, which surprised him.
"What the fuck!?" Michael yelled. "Fuck you Ray, fuck..you." Michael said.
"Fuck you too, buddy." Ray responded, taking the angry pegasus up the stairs. "Stay here." Ray ordered. Michael grumbled and swore, but ended up staying. Ray went back down to find Gavin and Pinkie. "I'm not dragging you two up as well." Ray said. The mare and the stallion made their way upstairs and laid down next to each other. Ray laid on the opposite side from them and didn't fall asleep until he was certain that Geoff wasn't throwing up and the others were fast asleep. Ray finally fell asleep once the other ponies fell asleep.