Warning: This fiction is in an online chat format. It terrifies me. I've died a little bit inside.
This never would have happened if no request was issued for it, so blame the sequesters This is shorter then the previous chapter because I couldn't go on, I was going to cry. I'm keeping this fiction marked as complete.
UK has entered the chat
Canada has entered the chat
Canada: Remember how I mentioned last time that you should avoid America?
UK: Canada, you should use text more often, much harder for you to sneak up on me, and I can hear you!
Canada: Are you listening?
UK: Sure, what about America?
Canada: Well... It's not good... I mean... well.. I was just chatting with him, and well...
UK: Bloody hell, get on with it!
Canada: He's chatting like one of the teens, so it's even worse...
UK: It gets worse? I'll believe it when I see it.
Canada: Fine, but don't come bitching to me when you have to become abstinent for another month.
UK: I forgot how aggressive you can be online sometimes.
'Murica has entered the chat.
'Murica: Yo dawgs!
Canada has left the chat.
'Murica: Awks, leavin' right when I say hi!
UK: Pardon?
'Murica: Lolz seriously dude?
UK: Speak English.
'Murica: WoW DuDe nOt cOoL
UK: America, what?
'Murica: I 0n1y 5p3ak 'MURICAN
UK: ...
'Murica: Lolz u totz blown away by my awesome.
UK: Why...
'Murica: 'cuz I'm like, awesome, tats y!
UK: I'm crying right now
'Murica: Y?
UK: You're killing the English language.
'Murica: SMH, NGL, IMO ur lingo sux (Shake my head, not gonna [going to] lie, in my opinion)
UK: Why do I talk to you?
'Murica: TBH, IDK (To be honest, I don't know)
UK: Bloody hell, make sense!
'Murica: Wut? I mak p3rf3c7 sense!
UK: No you don't...
'Murica: STFU (Shut the fuck up)! Du u evn know 'MURICAN?
UK: "'MURICAN" is not a language dear.
'Murica: Is 2! Stop being so ratchet! #SOCKS*
UK: Huh?
'Murica: YOLO Igg's, YOLO! (You only live once, Iggy)
UK: Do you want to be cut off again?
'Murica: Dm;hs! (Doesn't matter; had sex)
UK: I have to use google for all of this now, I'll be back shortly
UK is away.
'Murica: I hope u come back b4 I haz to go!
UK is back
UK: So you don't care if I cut you off? Maybe we'll start at a month this time.
'Murica: Wut? IDK wat u sayin!
UK: My Queen, please forgive me.
'Murica: Wut?
UK: One moment please.
'Murica: 1
'Murica: 2
'Murica: 3
'Murica: 4
'Murica: 5
'Murica: 6
'Murica: 7
'Murica: 8
'Murica: 9
'Murica: Iggy, where u go?
UK: TIL 'MURICAN (Today I learned 'MURICAN)
'Murica: Gud, u sp3ak gud now! B4 u sp3ak real bad.
UK: It pains me to do this but... Unless u s70p, u gunna los3... sexy times... w/ me.
'Murica: Wut! Y?
UK: I don't think I can do this.
'Murica: Wut? Speak 'MURICAN!
UK: I'm crying because of this, but because I love you... S7op or I'm gonna like have to like stop havin' smex with u bcuz I dun like this, 'n u need to stop goin' by 'Murica! U ain't no 'Murica!
'Murica has changed their user name to America.
America: Oh, okay Iggy! Why didn't you just say so?
UK: Bloody hell, why do I put up with you?
America: IDK!
UK: That's it. One day!
America: One day?
UK: I have my needs.
*#SOCKS – spelled out (not including the hash tag), it supposedly sounds like "Eso si que es" which can be seen as "it is what it is" in Spanish.
I didn't reread over this story, because I couldn't bring myself to do it. 7 is t if anyone cares.
Kuronari : Thanks for reviewing, and as you can see, not anymore!
Katie-Kat1129 : Thank-you also for reviewing, this actually came from your texting idea
Guest : Thank-you for reviewing, even though you stay anonymous... Maybe a third chapter could have Poland?
The next statement makes me wonder what I am doing with my life.
There is a chance that a chapter 3 may exist.