Should I be happy or sad that this story has reviews, favors, and followers?
Happy would conflict with my tears.
Poland is probably OOC, and I'm putting it in chat format because.
Word Count: ~847
Current Chat: Super Sexy Nations Only
Moderator: 'Murica
Chat Password: password
UK has entered the chat
Canada has entered the chat
Canada: England, Alfred is 'MURICA mode again.
UK: I think I will take your warning this time.
Canada: Sick of abstaining?
UK: Maybe...
Poland has entered the chat
Canada: Hey Feliks!
Poland: Hi! I'm so like totally excited!
Canada: Why?
Poland: Because like a new shopping place has opened and it's going to be like, totally cool!
Canada has left the chat.
Poland: Rude!
'Murica has entered the chat.
UK is away.
'Murica: Y duz every1 leave or like go away when I entur a chat now?
Poland: I don't, like, know.
Poland: But like it totally happens to me when I like bring up totally awesome malls!
'Murica: T3ll m3 plz? I n33d mur swag.
Poland: Like, seriously?
'Murica: Yea!
Poland: Like totally? No one else seemed interested.
'Murica: Dun listen 2 dos h8trs!
Poland: Like, okay! So like, the other day I got this totally like awesome dress.
'Murica: Iz it like uber coolz?
Poland: Like totally!
Poland: You should totally try it!
'Murica: Nty! I totz look smexy w/o it! (No thank-you, I look smart and sexy without it.)
Poland: Like, it would totally make you look like totally more awesome!
'Murica: Dawg, I like ain't like.. like... in tah dat kind of thing.
Poland: Are you like totally sure?
'Murica: Chea, I'm totz sure. I said like NT. (Yes, I'm sure. I said no thanks.)
Poland: Like please?
'Murica: Dood I like already said like NT like 2times!
Poland: Like totally, what do I have to change your, like, mind?
'Murica: Not gonna happen!
Poland: That's like, not cool. What do you have against dresses?
'Murica: Nutin', I've worn them b4, but like, they aren't my fave type of cloth3s 2 wear, I'm like jelly of some of urs! (Nothing, I have worn them before, but they aren't my favorite type of clothes to wear, I'm jealous of some of yours.)
Poland: Like seriously? Tell me about it!
'Murica: NVM (Never mind)
Poland: Totally like, not cool!
'Murica: Sorrz dude. No offense, but I'm like way cooler then you! We gud bro?
Poland: Like totally I like guess.
'Murica: We shud like go shoppin' sometime!
Poland: Like totally
UK is back
UK: Alfred, I need to tell you something, message me?
'Murica: Wut?
Poland: Let me like, translate, he like, wants you to like, totally message him like now.
'Murica: Oh, y didn' he say so! Brbz Feliks, I've got to like check on him.
Poland: That's like totally like okay!
'Murica: I'll just like, open anuther window, k?
Poland: Like totally!
'Murica is away
UK has invited you to privately chat in room "Absolutely Invincible British Gentleman"
Current Chat: Absolutely Invincible British Gentleman
Moderator: UK
Password: Tea&Scones
'Murica has entered the chat.
'Murica: Seriously Iggs, I'm lmao irl the r00m name. (Seriously Iggy, I'm laughing my ass off in real life at the room name.)
UK: Let me try something.
'Murica: Wut?
UK: Forgive me, my lovely language. I hope I do not die in the process.
'Murica: Wut?
UK: I've like totz learned how2 speak ur lingo
'Murica: Dood, u makin' purfect sense now
'Murica: Whatcha doin'?
UK: NOYB (None of your business)
'Murica: DILLIGAF anyways? (Do I look like I give a fuck anyway?)
UK: U wud if u knew.
'Murica: Plz tell m3
UK: LQTM (Laughing quietly to myself)
'Murica: GFY (Go fuck yourself)
UK: Maybs I will.
'Murica: Wurt O_O
UK: IOW ATM IWS (I'll leave this one to either your imagination or you can use Google or Bing if you are into that or Yahoo! if you actually know what that is...)
'Murica: I will be right there!
'Murica: *I'll like totz be there like ASAP! (I'll be there as soon as possible)
Meanwhile, back with Poland:
'Murica is back
Welcome back to Super Sexy Nations Only! Here's what you missed!
Poland: So like, when should we like totally go shopping?
Poland: We could like totally go like this weekend!
Poland: Maybe we could like get you a dress! It'd be like totally awesome!
Poland: Like I think I know the perfect one,
Poland: There was this great blue dress at the mall that like totally would like match your eyes
Poland: Like perfectly.
Poland: I can't like seem to find it online, which is like totally lame, but like we should like go!
Poland: But it was like the perfect shade
Poland: We just have to like find it.
Poland: You would like totally love it
Poland: I'm sure of it!
Poland: I like can't remember the store!
Poland: I need to go shopping more so that I can like remember what they are all like stocking this month!
Poland: I only like have the last few months like memorized!
Poland: How like crazy is that?
'Murica: Poland, I hav 2 like toz go now
'Murica: G2g, ttyl, sorrz, kthnksbye (Got to go, talk to you late, sorry, okay thanks bye.)
'Murica has left
Poland: Like lame!
So thanks to everyone who reviewed, favored, and followed this story that has never seen a beta's eyes before publishing and barely even mine.
Review? Especially on Poland, since I only had time to read a little bit on him before the urge.
I've gone numb to the feeling of writing this, and if it makes people happy I'll keep writing, making people happy makes me happy ^_^ The numbness is similar to how if you stick your hand in ice for too long, it stings/hurt. and then after awhile the pain stops and you can't feel your hand entirely so you freak out and try to move your hand, and thankfully you're okay!
I'd like to formally apologize to every single person who speaks English properly, British and World English or American English for the horrors that you have read. Yes, American English is actually a thing.
See you next time?
EDIT: Yes, this is going to be continued ^_^ Also, people seem to be under the impression that I'm not American... I swear to y'all I am!