Destroying the English Language:
Published: October 14th, 2013
Chapter 5: World Meeting
Word Count: ~771

A/N: So there is crazy 'Murican here, but this is mostly just a random crack almost side story like thing because I need y'all to give me your opinions. About what is at the end.
A/N2: If you manage to read this once and catch all the conversations, congrats. I couldn't even do it when I went to re-read it, so there may be flaws!
A/N3: FORGIVE ME D:
A/N4: I've decided to show my un bigotedness about pairings using this fic. So this one has 'hinted' GerIta, and CanPru. The next chapter may have germancest, itacest, something like that. Kay? So if you hate any pairing you may want to leave. Of course, USUK is a constant, but otherwise I'd switch it up! Leave a note if you have a pairing you want thrown in!

America: 'Murica_Is_The_Best_Hero_EVER

Belarus: Marry_Me_Big_Brother!

Canada: Oh_Sweet_Maple_Syrup

England : Absolutely_Invincible_Gentleman

France: French_Food_Is_The_Best

Germany: I_Love_Feli_Beer_And_Wurst

Hungary: Make_My_Nose_Bleed_Please

Italy: Doitsu_Tastes_As_Good_As_Pasta

Kumajiro: Kuma

Poland: I'm_Like_Totally_Like_Me!

Prussia: I'm_More_Awesome!

Russia: Become_One_With_Me

Sealand: Definitely_Not_Sealand

Current Chat: Online World Meeting?
Chat Password: NationzRC001!
Mods: 'Murica_Is_The_Best_Hero_EVER! & I_Love_Feli_Beer_And_Wurst

Absolutely_Invincible_Gentleman: Shall we begin?

'Murica_Is_The_Best_Hero_EVER: Y?

Absolutely_Invincible_Gentleman: *Why?

'Murica_Is_The_Best_Hero_EVER: I just asked you that!

Absolutely_Invincible_Gentleman: Bloody hell, stop butchering my language!

Definitely_Not_Sealand: I wouldn't butcher your language, if I was a nation! Not that I'm not a nation.

Absolutely_Invincible_Gentleman: Sealand go watch anime or something

Definitely_Not_Sealand: I am! It's called another tab eyebrows! Not that I'm Sealand!

Become_One_With_Me: Why don't you all just become one with Mother Russia, Da?

Marry_Me_Big_Brother!: I'll become one with you!

Absolutely_Invincible_Gentleman: Don't call me eyebrows!

Become_One_With_Me: N-no! N-no need for that!

Definitely_Not_Sealand: Scones-for-brains I do what I want!

Marry_Me_Big_Brother!: Are you sure!

'Murica_Is_The_Best_Hero_EVER: Lolz sconez-4-brains! That's like clever and like stuff!

French_Food_Is_The_Best: Angleterre, your cooking is so bad that that's worse than insulting your beloved queen.

Definitely_Not_Sealand: Does that mean you'll acknowledge me!?

'Murica_Is_The_Best_Hero_EVER: Naw dawg, you ain't legit enough!

Absolutely_Invincible_Gentleman: America kick Sealand!

'Murica_Is_The_Best_Hero_EVER: But ta name tag says that dey def not Sealand!

Oh_Sweet_Maple_Syrup: Al, stop being so stupid.

I'm_More_Awesome!: He can't do that Birdie!

Absolutely_Invincible_Gentleman: Love, it's Sealand, trust me, okay?

Become_One_With_Me: Just stay away from me Natalia!

'Murica_Is_The_Best_Hero_EVER: FINE IGGY JEEZ.

'Murica_Is_The_Best_Hero_EVER has banned Definitely_Not_Sealand from the chat.

'Murica_Is_The_Best_Hero_EVER: Who are u? & y du u luv syrup?

Oh_Sweet_Maple_Syrup: I'm Canada!

Kuma: Who?

'Murica_Is_The_Best_Hero_EVER: Canada, u my hat right dude?

Marry_Me_Big_Brother!: The internet is getting in the way of our love!

Oh_Sweet_Maple_Syrup: The one who feeds you Kumajama!

Doitsu_Tastes_As_Good_As_Pasta: Doitsu!

Oh_Sweet_Maple_Syrup: What Kumajiki how did you get here anyway?

Become_One_With_Me: I don't love you that way!

I'm_Like_Totally_Like_Me!: America, when are we like totally going to like go shopping!

'Murica_Is_The_Best_Hero_EVER: Um, how 'bout like um.. Whenevs~ I just havta checkin with Iggs though.

Absolutely_Invincible_Gentleman: Iggy is bad enough, you had to change it to Iggs?

'Murica_Is_The_Best_Hero_EVER has deemed Absolutely_Invincible_Gentleman to be an offensive name and has changed that user's name to: "Ca11_M3_Iggs_Cuz_I_3_It"

Kuma: Mhmmm food time.

Kuma has left

Doitsu_Tastes_As_Good_As_Pasta: Doitsu!

Ca11_M3_Iggs_Cuz_I_3_It: ALFRED. Change it back now!

'Murica_Is_The_Best_Hero_EVER: NEVER!

French_Food_Is_The_Best: How do you deal with him Angleterre?

'Murica_Is_The_Best_Hero_EVER: There ain't nutin wrong wit me u French perv! Right Iggs?

Become_One_With_Me: STAY AWAY NATALIA!

Doitsu_Tastes_As_Good_As_Pasta: Doitsu! Ve, ve~

Ca11_M3_Iggs_Cuz_I_3_It: No comment. Love, can you change my name.

'Murica_Is_The_Best_Hero_EVER: Ye, shur dawg, 1 mo.

'Murica_Is_The_Best_Hero_EVER has deemed Ca11_M3_Iggs_Cuz_I_3_It to be an offensive name and has changed that user's name to: "I_Sound_Great_Moaning_Alfred"

I_Sound_Great_Moaning_Alfred: YOU GIT! I MEANT BACK TO BEFORE!

Make_My_Nose_Bleed_Please: Squee~ America hun, leave his name just like that okay?

French_Food_Is_The_Best: There's definitely something wrong with him, though that name... Honhonhon...

Marry_Me_Big_Brother!: But I want to become one with you!

I_Sound_Great_Moaning_Alfred: Shut up Frenchie!

'Murica_Is_The_Best_Hero_EVER: kk Hungary!

Doitsu_Tastes_As_Good_As_Pasta: Ve~, Doitsu!

French_Food_Is_The_Best: At least I can cook!

I_Sound_Great_Moaning_Alfred: Hey! What did I do to you Elizabeta?

Become_One_With_Me: GO AWAY!

Make_My_Nose_Bleed_Please: It's just so cute!

'Murica_Is_The_Best_Hero_EVER: Low blo Francis, way below da belt! So like unchill.

'Murica_Is_The_Best_Hero_EVER: C! Hungary gets meh! She know where it be !

Make_My_Nose_Bleed_Please: What did he just say about me Arthur?

I_Sound_Great_Moaning_Alfred: I don't even know. Either way! Alfred change my name back now!

'Murica_Is_The_Best_Hero_EVER: But Iggs! U say 2 alwayz du wut ladiez say 2 du! Lady Hungary wants it 2 stay te same!

I_Sound_Great_Moaning_Alfred: What's the git saying now?

I'm_Like_Totally_Like_Me!: He like totally like said "But England! You say to always do what ladies say to do! Lady Hungary wants it to stay the same."

I_Love_Feli_Beer_And_Wurst: Vhat is it Feli?

Doitsu_Tastes_As_Good_As_Pasta: Do you like my name! It has you and pasta in it! Ve!

I'm_More_Awesome!: West! I'm in my room, bring me a beer?

Marry_Me_Big_Brother!: I'll be right over Big Brother!

Marry_Me_Big_Brother! has left

Become_One_With_Me: I must go now... Must find somewhere safe...

'Murica_Is_The_Best_Hero_EVER: BYE COMMIE!

Become_One_With_Me has left

I_Love_Feli_Beer_And_Wurst: Yes, it's a lovely name.

I'm_More_Awesome!: Hey America, did you know that Canada tops you?

I_Love_Feli_Beer_And_Wurst: Get it yourself! What are you doing here anyway mein bruder?

'Murica_Is_The_Best_Hero_EVER: Wat! NO 1 TOPS MEH! Except when Iggs is in Pirate mode. Dat's de exception!

Oh_Sweet_Maple_Syrup: That's right Gil! Geographically I top Al!

I'm_More_Awesome!: West, Birdie invited me!

I_Sound_Great_Moaning_Alfred: Argh matey! Get ye booty over here America!

I_Love_Feli_Beer_And_Wurst: I see... Behave!

Doitsu_Tastes_As_Good_As_Pasta: Doitsu! I made pasta in the shape of your anatomy!

I'm_More_Awesome!: Birdie can I come over for pancakes?

'Murica_Is_The_Best_Hero_EVER: Du u mean monies booty or booty booty.

Oh_Sweet_Maple_Syrup: Sure Gil! Can we use the maple syrup CONVENTIONALLY this time?

I_Love_Feli_Beer_And_Wurst: You did what?

Doitsu_Tastes_As_Good_As_Pasta: Ve~ Itsa big pasta! Come eat it with me?

I'm_More_Awesome!: Maybe... But I liked it felt nice last time!

I_Sound_Great_Moaning_Alfred: Just get over here Cabin Boy!

Oh_Sweet_Maple_Syrup: Butt you were limping!

I_Love_Feli_Beer_And_Wurst: I'll be right there!

Doitsu_Tastes_As_Good_As_Pasta: Hurry ve~ It's getting cold!

Doitsu_Tastes_As_Good_As_Pasta has left

I_Love_Feli_Beer_And_Wurst has left

I'm_More_Awesome!: Worth it! I'm coming over!

Oh_Sweet_Maple_Syrup: O-okay... S-see you soon...

I'm_More_Awesome! has left

Oh_Sweet_Maple_Syrup has left

'Murica_Is_The_Best_Hero_EVER: AYE AYE CAPTAIN!

I_Sound_Great_Moaning_Alfred has left

Murica_Is_The_Best_Hero_EVER has left

Make_My_Nose_Bleed_Please: Which house do I go to!

French_Food_Is_The_Best: Elizabeta I'll do one!

Make_My_Nose_Bleed_Please: Awesome! I gotta go call Japan now! We can do this!

Make_My_Nose_Bleed_Please has left

French_Food_Is_The_Best has left

Author's Notes:

Question1: British slang in retaliation or accents across America?

I still need to learn British slang :P

The first accent would be Southern, and my ability to do that is some like:

Howdy y'all! Where in tarnation are y'all from?

If yer from 'cross the seas in Britainia, Ima fixin' to ask y'all for the slang of yur people.

I reckon y'all all have slang that be purdy in its own way! and Ima fixin' to prove it! So send 'um in! Whether ye be a yung'in or a not-so-yung'in!

See, my Southern typing is really bad, I'm also working on Bostonian!
Sorry to the Southerners also.

So! No matter what country or state or whatever you're from, post where you're from (vaguely) and a slang word or more! Please~ It'll probably get thrown in somewhere.

For example, I'm from New England and I'll leave y'all with the word 'Wicked' which I NEVER use I swear!

There's a poll on my profile for accents/British retaliation!

Love,
ELR