Destroying the English Language Chapter 6
Word Count: Not included be hashtags count as single words
Published: October 15th, 2013 (Eastern time)
Base for every link: tinyurl ELRDEL
Issues? PM me or leave a review! The images are super cute, and you won't get a lot of this chapter if you don't use them. Then again, these never make sense to begin with.
Brought to you by Stomei97 because they gave the idea.
Current Chat: PrivateTime
Chat Password: #ILoveIggy
Mods: The_Supreme_World_Hero
The_Supreme_World_Hero: #OMGLookAtThis #Cute #Doge ELRDEL1
Damsel_In_Distress: At least that's something like English.
Damsel_In_Distress: Bloodyhell Alfred, when did you change my name? Also That dog is adorable.
The_Supreme_World_Hero: #YouWereInTheBathroom #IwillSaveYou #Adorbs #Puppy #DogWithABowTie #Aww #IWantThis #LifeIsn'tFair
Damsel_In_Distress: I'm not sure if I should be thankful you're using hashtags because I can figure it out, or be worried because you're using bloody hashtags.
The_Supreme_World_Hero: #Hashtag #BritishPeopleAreFunny #BloodyBritish #ComplicatedRelationship #Iggy
Damsel_In_Distress: I think I'm suppose to be offended.
The_Supreme_World_Hero: ELRDEL2
Damsel_In_Distress: That's not exactly flattering love.
The_Supreme_World_Hero: #IloveMyCartoons #MyBFJustDoesn'tGetIt #TearingUsApart #SpongebobOrDoraTheGreatDebate #AdventureTimeOrRegularShowTheGreaterDebateHiddenB yTheGreatDebate
Damsel_In_Distress: What the hell?
The_Supreme_World_Hero: #BattlesHideOtherBattles #PiratesVersusNinjasIsAFront #RealBattleDragonsVersusUnicorns
Damsel_In_Distress: Uni would never fight a disgusting dragon, but the dragon would regret it if it got into a battle. Pirates always win, right love?
The_Supreme_World_Hero: #SoCloseYetNot #ObliviousBoyfriend #NINJAS #DRAGONS #UnicornsGetBurned #SneakAttack #Sexier
Damsel_In_Distress: You think ninjas are sexier than me?
The_Supreme_World_Hero: #NinjasAreHawtHawtHAWT #IheartNinjas #LoveLastsForever
Damsel_In_Distress: But are they sexier then me?
The_Supreme_World_Hero: #StupidQuestion
Damsel_In_Distress: Answer it please love.
The_Supreme_World_Hero: #CourseNot #OMGThisTotsDescribesHowICU #ELRDEL3
Damsel_In_Distress: Considering you love food so much I'm taking this as a compliment.
The_Supreme_World_Hero: #TakeItHowYouWant #IfYouKnowWhatIMean #IggyIsSexy
The_Supreme_World_Hero: #HowAboutThis #LOL #SoTrue #ELRDEL4
Damsel_In_Distress: You git! I normally talk in an accent!
The_Supreme_World_Hero: #Ooops #ScrewedUp #AngryBoyfriend #NeedAnotherCompliment #WhatDoIDo #HELPME #IloveYou
Damsel_In_Distress: Not quite there yet love.
The_Supreme_World_Hero: #ELRDEL5
Damsel_In_Distress: I preferred dogs than these compliments. That one wasn't even a compliment.
The_Supreme_World_Hero: #Itried #SpentForeverOnImgur #DYKImgurIsPronouncedLikeImager #YouShouldForgiveMeBecauseITried
Damsel_In_Distress: Let me respond in kind. ELRDEL6
The_Supreme_World_Hero: #OMG #JustUsedAGif #SaveForLater #Sexy
Damsel_In_Distress: I do use the internet you know.
The_Supreme_World_Hero: #IknowNow #OMG #OldPeopleUseTheInternet
Damsel_In_Distress: I'm not old you git!
The_Supreme_World_Hero: #JustFoundBadCountryPuns #NoneOfThemHaveToDoWithMe #PoorHumor #PunsForFuns #ELRDEL7
Damsel_In_Distress: You should feel bad for even finding those.
The_Supreme_World_Hero: #ProbsShould #Don't #WhoNeedsALife #IloveEngland #LoveAmericaMore #COUNTRIESROCK
Damsel_In_Distress: The_Supreme_World_Hero, is this really needed?
The_Supreme_World_Hero: #YOLO #SOCKS #YOLOSWAG #QuitBeingRatchet
Damsel_In_Distress: I don't know how to respond.
The_Supreme_World_Hero: #ShockedToSilence #IwinWhateverWeAreDoing #MURICA #MyStatesRock #I'mBiggerThanYou #MoreThanHalfAreLargerThanEngland
Damsel_In_Distress: It's not the size that counts, it's how you use it!
The_Supreme_World_Hero: #ThatIsWhatTheyAllSay #GirlProblems #OverUsedLine #IexpectedMoreFromYouEngland #Dissapointment #PoorBedLife #SoSmall
Damsel_In_Distress: Screw you you git!
The_Supreme_World_Hero: #PrettySureIDoTheScrewing #OneException #PirateEngland #JKWhatevs #FineSometimesWeSwitchItUp #Don'tTellHungary
Damsel_In_Distress: What was that? A confession? Not the way to go about doing it! Bloody hell, you'd think you've never apologized before!
The_Supreme_World_Hero: #ApologizesAreForWhimps #MyWayIsBest #BowToMe #LoveYouArtie:
Damsel_In_Distress: Love you too... I'm topping tonight ;D
The_Supreme_World_Hero: #ReallyUnfair #SoStupid #Fine #IBetterBeAbleToWalk
Author's Notes:
- There's a poll on my profile about what you'd like to see next! If either of those.
- This is short because I wrote it fast because it amused me.
- The next chapter will probably be accents or slang
- Currently accents is winning with one vote.
- Vote now :O
- I've been sending out personal thanks, but I think I fell behind with one group, so... Thanks to everyone who has favored, followed, and reviewed. I'm keep up now and making sure to pm everyone who favors/reviews~
- I'm actually enjoying writing this story so far
- Sorry for any errors in the hashtags.
- Love for everyone who reviews :D
ELR