A/N:
Yeah, sorry, another very short chapter..
This chapter is kinda random, featuring my incredibly weird sense of humour. :P
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By now, everyone knew that Jorge and Scarlett were dating, and everyone was okay with it - Everyone excluding Emile, who frowned upon Spartans having feelings.
Everyday, he would whine and complain, or just be in a more grouchier mood than usual. If anything, he was jealous - Carter had Kat; Jorge had Scarlett. And who did he have?
He told himself it didn't matter, but it was always at the back of his mind.
Jorge and Scarlett were sitting in the dining hall, Scarlett on Jorge's lap - His arm wrapped tightly around her waist. Emile was sulking in a corner, Jun in his bunker, and Kat presumably with Carter.
Just then, a message came across the loudspeakers. "Noble Team, per-LEASE report to my office, liek NOAW," A very drunk-sounding Carter said.
Scarlett took one look at Jorge and burst into laughter; Jorge laughed too, humored by Carter's new attitude.
"Come, we best get going," He said. Scarlett nodded and stood up; Jorge took her hand and they walked to Carter's office.
Emile scowled and followed behind, wanting to get rid of this lovey-dovey crap.
When they arrived, Jun was already there, shaking his head. Kat stood beside him, her arms crossed. They both looked at Carter with slightly annoyed, yet slightly bemused looks on their faces.
There, sat on the side of the desk, sat Carter; a bottle of whisky in one hand, the other flapping around whilst he was blabbing.
He was wearing his training outfit, yet had somehow managed to tie a tie around his head. To add to that, he was wearing ridiculous-looking sunglasses.
"...I mean, we should liek, TOTALLY do something for Halloween! Dress up! Trick or treat! Scare the living crap outta some aliens! Yea!" He was saying.
Kat shook her head; Halloween was months away.
Carter noticed Scarlett, Jorge and Emile. "OH, Emile, you'd look SOOO cute in pink!" He said, throwing his head back in laughter, which resulted in him falling off the desk.
This time, Jorge did not resist the urge to laugh. He chuckled, receiving a death look from Emile.
"I'm okay!" Carter called, getting up and staggering across to Jorge.
"And YOUUUUU, big man," Carter said, poking Jorge. "Would look SOOO good in a bunny suit! Yeaaa! Bunny Jorge!"
This time, it was Emile's turn to laugh. Jorge glared.
"Why are we here, again?" Scarlett asked Kat.
"Colonel Holland says we should take a vacation for two weeks," Kat explained, rolling her eyes as Carter said 'Bunny Jorge, Bunny Jorge!' in the background.
"A vacation?" Scarlett, Emile, Jorge and Jun called out in unison.
Kat nodded. "Yep. After what happened with Scarlett, he thought it'd be for the best. When Carter heard, he got a little over excited and began drinking. The outcome? Well..." She gestured to Carter, who was now making chicken imitations. Scarlett, Jorge, Emile and Jun all nodded.