Episode 7: Vamp up the Drama
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(Camera shows Heather standing on the Dock of Shame)
Heather: Last time on Total Drama The Island Reborn, I replaced Chris as host-
Noah: [interrupting] Temporary host!
Heather: Shut up Noah! Anyway, after a pathetically unsuccessful break-your-bones challenge, a few of the local idiots became vampires, and Zeke became a zombie. Again. Anyway, the noble queen of this island, me to be exact, commanded the stupid idiots, I mean contestants, to catch the freaks. So far they've been largely unsuccessful.
Noah: [sarcastically] Thanks for the pep talk coach.
Heather: Just play the theme song already!
(Theme song plays. It shows the camera sweeping past the dock, where Chris waves at it. Chef smiles at it, then gulps as it comes nearer to him, and smacks him in the face. After he disappears the camera zooms up the cliff, where it shows a squirrel punching Zeke in the face. As the camera "falls" off the cliff so does Zeke. Hitting the water, bubbles cover the screen. When they clear, Izzy is swimming away from a shark, only to turn around and bite the shark back. Above the water, Noah is sitting in a boat, reading his trademark book, when Zeke lands on him. Right after the moment of impact, the camera zooms to the forest, where Mike is petting a raccoon. The raccoon bites his finger, causing him to wince in pain, inhale deeply, then scream at the raccoon. The camera zooms to the waterfall, where Annette is singing on top of a log that goes over the waterfall. At the bottom, Dawn is sitting cross-legged on a beam of wood going across a small lake, looking very peaceful. Suddenly, Annette flies past her and her mouth falls open. The camera moves to the outhouse confessional, where a bear is knocking on the door. Blake sticks his head out, screams, and then ducks back in. Chef's kitchen is then seen, with a small television in the background upon which Courtney and Cody can be seen. Lightning is dumping protein powder into his mouth, and then fist-pumps, while Heather is tied to a chair, being force-fed Chef Hatchet's special soup by Chef himself. The camera moves outside to the campfire pit, where Owen is holding and rocking back and forth giggling. Staci is seen on the dock, blabbing on while reading from a gigantic stack of papers. The camera shifts a little, showing Chris on the other side of the dock, covering his ears and yelling. He runs around and falls into the water. When he surfaces, in classic cartoon style, his head steams over in anger, causing a fire. The camera follows the fire embers up, and then back down, revealing the campfire. Zoey is sitting in front of it, looking nervous, before her eyebrows scrunch up and she gives an evil grin, only to look around when she sees Zeke and Mike sitting on either side of her. The camera pans out to show all 13 contestants sitting on stools around the campfire, as Chris stands nearby and grins at the camera. A wooden sign is seen, where neon letters light up, saying TOTAL DRAMA THE ISLAND REBORN)
(Scene shows the campgrounds. A bird is tweeting in a tree, but a feral Ezekiel grabs it and stuffs it in his mouth, dashing out of view. Past the tree, Noah and Owen are sitting in a hole, playing cards)
Noah: Got any threes?
Owen: Go fish.
(Noah grumbles)
Owen: You know, I really think you could've done a better job with this shelter.
Noah: [sarcastically] Gee? Really? I thought this was paradise.
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Owen: Sometimes I think Noah might be going just a little crazy with his sarcasm.
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(Behind them, Lightning walks by in his "armor", which is composed of a fishing net and a frying pan with a lot of tin foil)
Owen: What are you doing?
Lightning: Sha-conquering the island.
Owen: Cool. Let me know if you find any food.
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Lightning: Nothing to conquer in here….Moving on!
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(The screen zooms out past the campgrounds to the graveyard, where Staci is stooped over, reading the engraving on a worn tombstone)
Staci: [reading aloud] Great-great-great-uncle Stupid von Merkel….1857 to 2034….invented the telegraph, car seats, and water buffalo….regarded as a pathological liar by his peers….related to many other supposed inventors….
(She brightens up)
Staci: Aha! I knew that with the abundance of my ancestors, at least one would be buried here! Now to start digging, for his body will be the ultimate proof of the truth! Now that there is a fine quote.
(She picks up a shovel and starts digging in front of the tombstone. After unearthing a few shovelfuls, she stands back and looks down at a giant Tyrannosaurus skull)
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Staci: I didn't realize his head was that big, but no matter.
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(The camera zooms over to a field where various shrapnel, as if from an explosion, lies. In the center of the field is a pit, down which is an ancient dungeon, with Blake lying on the dirt floor)
Blake: Think Blake think….there's gotta be a way out. Think! OK, macaroni and cheese! Wait a second, that doesn't help. Shoot, I thought I had a plan. Darn it! I'm not even allowed to be locked in medieval dungeons!
(He gets up and walks over to the bars, putting his head in between them in defeat. Suddenly he falls forward, through the bars, into the ancient dungeon passageway)
Blake: Man, I can't believe I fit through those bars! Guess anorexia has its perks. Good thing I'm not allowed to be an average weight.
(He heads up the hallway and climbs a flight of stairs, going past another hallway with dungeon cells on either side. He continues this, going up and up, until he's out of breath, slips and falls all the way back down in a very painful combination of rolling and sliding)
Blake: I'm so angry I'd curse, except I don't know how to.
(Gordon appears out of thin air)
Gordon: I'll teach you how! [bleeped out] [bleeped out] [bleeped out] [bleeped out]!
(Gordon disappears)
Blake: What is with the teleporting on this show?! I mean, seriously, it wasn't funny the zeroith time, and as Chris would say, not-funny-ness loses viewers. Oh my gosh, I've turned into a kleptomaniac! [pompously] Well at least I'm not allowed to teleport.
(Blake disappears)
(Back in the field where the explosion took place, Blake suddenly appears)
Blake: Aw, [bleeped out] [bleeped out] [bleeped out]! [after a pause] Hmm, Gordon would be proud.
(He neatens his suit and walks off)
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Gordon: See how much of a [bleeped out] good teacher I am?
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(The camera shifts to the middle of the woods, where Tyler and Duncan are sitting on a log)
Duncan: So, why'd you invite me to this stupid island again?
Tyler: You seem like the kind of guy who's in to exercising, and this place is perfect for it. May I present my newest exercising masterpiece, the Beaver-Chewing-On-Head.
(He randomly pulls out a beaver from behind him, and it bites down hard on his nose)
Tyler: YOOWWWWWWWWWW! See? Strengthens the nose muscles!
Duncan: You don't have muscles in your nose.
Tyler: Ha! Says you! Anyway, what do you know? You are just a screen hog.
Duncan: Hey, it's true, I won't argue with ya there. At least take the beaver off your nose.
Tyler: Fine.
(He pulls off the beaver and throws it away. There are several cat screeches from off-screen as it crashes into random objects)
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Duncan: Accepting Tyler's invitation? Stupidest thing I've ever done.
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Duncan: This is boring. I'm gonna leave.
(He goes to walk off, but is suddenly confronted by a vampire Frederic. Duncan backs away, but the other vampires, Dawn and Annette, have him surrounded)
Frederic: Like, yo, why leaving so, like, soon?
Annette: I'm a vampire! Who rules an empire!
Dawn: Care to join us?
(Duncan gulps and runs off screaming, but is soon caught and bitten. He then grins evilly and walks back to Tyler)
Duncan: You know Tyler, maybe I'll stay a little while after all.
Tyler: See? I told you my exercise program-
(He stops midsentence as Duncan bites his neck)
Tyler: Uh, dude, what are you doing? You're starting to creep me out.
(Bat wings suddenly sprout from Tyler's shoulders)
Tyler: Oh. Think this'll help me exercise?
(The scene switches back to Noah and Owen's shelter)
Owen: I spy, with my little eye, something….blue!
Noah: [rolling his eyes] Is it the sky?
Owen: Yes! How'd you guess?
Noah: The same way I guessed the other 238 times you spied the sky.
Owen: Wow, you're good at this. OK, your turn.
Noah: I spy, something….
Owen: Wait, you forgot to say the little eye part!
Noah: I'm not saying that part. It's degrading.
Owen: Well ya know, your eyes are pretty small compared to your thick head.
Noah: [sarcastically] Thanks Owen. That's the best compliment I've ever gotten.
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Noah: Is my eye really that little? It's not, right? Right?
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(Staci walks up to them, dragging a complete Tyrannosaurus skeleton)
Noah: [eyes widening] WHAT is THAT?!
Staci: Yah, the skeleton of my great-great-great-uncle Stupid von Merkel. He invented water buffalo, you know.
(Behind her, the skeleton comes to life and stands up, baring its huge teeth at Noah and Owen. The two jump up and run off screaming.)
Staci: Hmph! Some people have no appreciation for family history.
(Scene switches to the dining hall, which "Queen" Heather has adopted as her new castle. She's sitting on a bench, looking very bored when Lightning dashes in)
Lightning: Sha-bam! Lightning's gonna be the queen now!
Heather: [sighing] Good luck with that, sha-queenface.
Lightning: Charge!
(He takes a step and trips over the fishing net, rolling into a corner and smacking into a wall. The fishing net flies up into the air)
Heather: [sarcastically] Wow, great job, Queen Lightning.
(The net falls down and lands on Heather, trapping her)
Lightning: Uh, that was part of the plan! Now king me queen, sha-former queen!
Heather: Go jump off a cliff.
Lightning: Sha-OK.
(He walks out the door, presumably heading towards the cliff)
Heather: Wait, did that just work? Did that really just work? I must be dreaming.
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Heather: No one's that stupid. [after a pause] I guess Lightning is no one then.
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(The scene switches to the forest, where the five vampires are hanging upside-down from tree branches. Unbeknownst to them, feral Ezekiel is hiding in the bushes just a few feet away)
Frederic: Yo, like, here's the plan. In a couple of like, rad hours, the sun bling-thing is gonna go, like, down. Then, like, it'll be, like, dark, yo. Bats like dark, like. So then we like, bite, like, all the homie peoplez.
Annette: Question. Can I sing?
Frederic: Homie, like, no.
Annette: Dang.
Tyler: What about exercising?
Frederic: Like, ain't biting exercise for, like, yo, your teeth?
Tyler: Oh yeah….See Duncan? Exercise.
Duncan: [rolling his eyes] Sure thing genius.
Dawn: Normally I wouldn't agree to this, but it's all in the sake of island-wide peace, right?
Frederic: Like, whatever, like, floats your boat, dudette.
Dawn: Um, OK.
(Suddenly, Zeke jumps out and lands on Tyler)
Ezekiel: Rarrrrr!
Tyler: Argh, I hate this type of exercise!
(After scratching at Tyler, Zeke jumps on Duncan, then turns to Dawn. His crazy eyes turn into little hearts)
Dawn: Oh great….
(She flies off as Ezekiel faints in love-sickness, landing on Tyler)
Tyler: Um, zombie dude? Care to get off! Urgh! Hello? Help? Please?!
(The other vampires have all flown off)
Tyler: Hey! I have zombie-o-phobia! Hello? I'm freaking out here!
(The scene goes back to Blake, who is walking through the woods when Duncan sweeps down and lifts him into the air. Ezekiel runs out from the forest, jumps up, and bites down hard on Blake's shoe. Blake and Zeke are carried off into the air, but prove too heavy for Duncan, as he slowly falls down. The three crash somewhere near the waterfall)
(The scene switches to Heather, who is trying to get untangled from the net when Noah runs in, followed by a panting and exhausted Owen)
Noah: Quick! Where's Chef's computer?
Heather: How am I supposed to know? Find it yourself, amateur.
Noah: Whatever.
(He digs in the trash can and pulls out a huge computer monitor, which seems to be about forty years old)
Noah: OK, who puts their computer in a GARBAGE can? I mean, really?
Owen: He's Chef. No explanation needed. Speaking of which, did you see anything to eat in the trash can?
Noah: Lots. Help yourself. I'll pass.
(As Owen digs in the garbage, Noah types quickly on the computer)
Noah: OK, I've programmed a formula into this computer to tell us how to cure vampirism. Wait for it, wait for it, OK got it! According to this, the only practical cure for a vampire is for the vampire to…
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FALL OFF A CLIFF?! I mean, seriously, what is WRONG with this island? It is so messed up.
Heather: It's Wawanakwa. Get over it already. Now untie me!
Noah: Fine.
(He and Owen untangle the fish net)
Noah: Now, I have a plan to get all the vampires over the cliff. I'll need flowers, a cannon, Owen, ropes and pulleys, garlic, a feral Ezekiel, and the rotting fish from the second challenge.
Owen: Um, is my role in the plan painful?
Noah: Probably. Let's go.
(The two dash out the door, leaving Heather looking bewildered)
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Noah: I know. I'm awesome.
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(Owen is sitting in the confessional when he notices the Tyrannosaurus skeleton walking by outside the window)
Owen: Um, what was that?
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(The T-Rex is sticking its head into the confessional. It glances at the camera and roars)
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(Scene switches to the base of the cliff, where Staci is busy painting a sign while the tyrannosaur skeleton lies next to her. She finishes with the sign and leans it against a rock. It says "MY INVENTING ANCESTOR: PROOF I'M NOT A PATHOLOGICL LIAR" in large bold pink letters. Lightning walks by on his way up the cliff)
Staci: What are you doing?
Lightning: Jumping off a cliff!
Staci: Um, OK. [pointing to the dinosaur] Look at this! I'm not crazy after all!
Lightning: [noticing the skeleton moving] Uh, is sha-dino gonna eat the Lightning?
(The skeleton stands up and nods its head yes. Lightning screams and runs off as the dinosaur takes off after him)
Staci: Wait! Stop! Great-great-great-uncle Stupid von Merkel! Get back here! What about your water buffaloes?!
(Exasperated, she runs after them)
(Scene switches to the beach, where Blake and Duncan are lying on the sand, unconscious. Blake's eyes flicker open, and he jumps up in surprise and starts running. Duncan rolls over and awakens, and sees Blake getting away. He jumps into the air, and propels himself like a hawk with his huge wings. Before long he's caught Blake and bitten him. Blake falls to the ground, only to get up shortly after with fangs and wings)
Blake: Got any blood?
(Duncan takes out a bottle of ketchup and dumps it all on Blake's head)
Blake: That's not exactly what I meant.
Duncan: [snickering] Man, you shoulda seen the look on your face! Ha, vampire nerd!
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Blake: I'll have you know, vampire nerds are the best kind of vampires!
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(Camera switches to Noah and Owen, who are hiding in the bushes half-way up the hill to the cliff. On the hill is a complicated system of ropes and pulleys, with garlic placed in seemingly random spots)
Owen: OK, so what's the plan?
Noah: I already told you a million times. Whatever. We'll go over it again. You're going to stand out there holding the flowers, which will attract Ezekiel.
Owen: Why is Ezekiel attracted to flowers again?
Noah: Owen, you need to study Ezekielology for at least three years to even get a glimmer of an understanding of what goes on inside that messed-up kid's head. Moving on. Considering Zeke is feral, zombieish, psycho, and himself, he'll probably attack you, which should draw blood.
Owen: I really don't like this plan.
Noah: [sarcastically] Oh man. I was certain you'd love it. Anyway, the blood will attract the vampires. When that happens, I will pull this cord, [he holds up a piece of rope] which will pull on all the ropes and pulleys at once. They're strategically placed so they'll launch the garlic at the vampires, pushing them farther uphill.
Owen: And what am I doing during this part of the plan?
Noah: Probably getting mauled by Ezekiel, but that's beside the point. So, once the vampires have passed the lip of the cliff, where I have placed the cannon, I pull this other cord [he holds up a different piece of rope] which will fire a cannonball directly at them. Even if it misses, all the vampires will be so startled; they'll fall right down, past the cliff, curing them of their vampirism.
Owen: What are the stinky fish for?
Noah: To throw at Blake if we see him. Now, go out there and flower away!
Owen: Yes sir!
(He steps out of the bushes, holding a clump of dying orchids. Almost immediately, Ezekiel appears out of nowhere to grab the flowers. However, he doesn't attack Owen, just sits down and plays with the flowers like a dog with a bone)
Noah: [running out into the open] Bad Ezekiel! Bad! Bad bad bad!
(Ezekiel cocks his head, then barks)
Noah: Great. Now what do we do?
(Suddenly, Owen's fist smacks into his nose)
Noah: [pinching his nose] Owen, what'd you do that for? Now my nose is bleeding!
Owen: That's the point!
Noah: [forgetting about his bloody nose] Owen! You're a genius! A genius! Well, not really, especially when compared to my impossibly awesome intellect, but still!
(Before he can congratulate Owen any more, the six vampires fly above them and start zooming in towards Noah, who screams and dashes towards the rope. Just before they reach him, he yanks the cord, and a barrage of garlic smacks the six uphill. The garlic continues its attack, forcing the vampires to fly up and over the cliff's edge)
Noah: Yes, yes! It's working! Now for the cannon….Oh crap.
(He looks uphill and sees a cannon-shaped Ezekiel, who has apparently swallowed the thing whole. Zeke proceeds to burp out a cannonball, which goes flying at Noah, forcing him to duck)
Frederic: Like, homies, this is rad! We're gonna, like, conquer, like, the non-vampires dude homies!
(He seems to have spoken too soon, as Lightning emerges from the trees, screaming like a little girl)
Owen: Huh. There's been a lot of running and screaming this episode.
(He starts running and screaming too as the gigantic Tyrannosaurus skeleton bursts out of the woods, with Staci hard on its heels. As the T-Rex roars, Lightning and Owen reach the cliff edge and jump over, along with Noah and the cannon-consuming Ezekiel. Staci reaches the edge and dives over too. As the T-Rex steps over the cliff, it promptly swallows Tyler, knocking four of the other vampires down with it as everyone goes falling into the ocean, where the Tyrannosaurus skeleton breaks into hundreds of bones and sinks beneath the surface)
Noah: [spitting out water] Let's never do that again.
(The feral Zeke crawls onto shore and vomits a cannon)
Staci: Ew! Gross!
(Annette, Dawn, Tyler, Blake, and Duncan pop out of the water, all back to normal. However, Frederic remains at the top of a cliff, still decidedly a vampire)
Frederic: Like, homies, like, you'll never, like, get me, like, alive, yo, rad dudes, homies, like!
(He flaps off as Izzy appears on the beach)
Izzy: Get back here Intern! That's my line!
(She disappears)
Blake: STOP WITH THE STUPID TELEPORTING ALREADY!
Noah: [leaning on the sand, sighing contentedly] Ah, dramatic irony, how I've missed you this season. [noticing Heather walking towards them] And anything funny just disappeared.
(Heather walks onto the beach, slow-clapping annoyingly while wearing a cardboard crown)
Owen: Did you get your crown from Burger King?
Heather: No! Shut up! Well….maybe. Anyway, Psychos lose.
Noah: What? But it was my plan that foiled the vampires!
Staci: Yah, but it was my great-great-great-uncle Stupid von Merkel that literally knocked them off a cliff!
Heather: Yep, Staci's weirdo dinosaur ancestor saved the day. So, hurry to the campfire ceremony already! Oh, Tyler and Duncan, you are hereby banished from Heather Island.
Duncan: Whatever.
(He calls someone on his cell phone, and almost immediately a boat painted with fiery skull shows up, which Duncan boards)
Tyler: Hey, wait for me!
(Duncan's boat speeds off into the distance)
Tyler: Aw man, now I gotta walk home.
(He walks straight into the ocean and disappears)
Noah: If a return to reality calls for me, tell him I'm busy.
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(The scene is the campfire pit, where Heather has four marshmallows on a plate. In front of her sit Blake, Noah, Owen, and Dawn. Zeke is nowhere to be seen)
Heather: Now, before you cast your votes, I have a last minute announcement. As Blake and Dawn obviously suffered severe mental trauma as vampires, they can't be voted for.
Noah: WHAT?!
Dawn: That's, er, oddly considerate, Heather. I wouldn't have expected it from someone like you.
Noah: [sarcastically] Woohoo, yeah, it's a miracle! What a wonder! Unbelievable! [back to normal] She's just trying to make me lose an alliance member.
Heather: Or you might get voted off yourself, if Dawn and Blake so desire.
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Noah: I'm doomed.
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Heather: Now, go to the confessional and cast your votes!
(The four head off and soon return to their seats around the blazing fire)
Heather: Alright, first two marshmallows go to Dawn and Blake, obviously.
(The two catch their treats and grin)
Heather: Next marshmallow is for the absent idioticness of Ezekiel, who had the nerve to turn into a zombie and then not show up.
(She angrily flings the marshmallow at a log)
Heather: And already, we're down to our bottom two. Noah and Owen. I'm not really surprised. You are both idiots, after all.
Noah: [rolling his eyes] Is everyone an idiot in your world?
Heather: No. Not everyone. I'm not, for example. Most other people are, though. Anyway, just take your marshmallow…
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(Noah grabs his and initially looks happy, but then realizes his friend and alliance member has been voted off)
Noah: Owen, dude, I'm so sorry. I'm not even being sarcastic this time.
Owen: It's OK. Win this for me, little buddy!
Noah: I will! You can count on me!
Owen: I'll miss you!
Noah: I'll miss you more!
Owen: No, I will!
Heather: Who are you two, Katie and Sadie? Hurry up and get eliminated already!
(She smashes a button on the wooden podium, and the Chute of Shame opens up. Owen falls half-way through it, but his gigantic girth gets stuck)
Heather: Great. I should've known this would happen.
Noah: [suddenly jerking up in his seat] Wait a second, did I just get sentimental? Excuse me, I need to go hit myself in the head repeatedly with a hammer.
(He walks off)
Owen: So…anyone got a taco?
(Behind them, Chef's boat appears on the horizon, and sails in to dock at the Dock of Shame. Chef and Chris jump off)
Chris: [grabbing Heather's crown and putting it on] I'll be taking that. So, how many of you mysteriously disappeared while I was gone? None? Darn.
Dawn: How'd your lawsuit go?
Chris: It was no big deal. The parents didn't actually care about their vampire teen, they just wanted to get on TV. [noticing Owen] Looks like someone's been eliminated. Chef's been saving an anvil for this very occasion!
Chef: Too right I have!
(He picks up an anvil and drops it on Owen, which smacks him down the Chute of Shame, into the underground Playa des Losers)
Chef: That there was very satisfying.
Heather: Whatever. Can I stay host?
Chris: Nope! You're a Crazy Crazy again.
Heather: Sigh. It was worth a shot.
Blake: [to Chris] Oh, you should probably know that Ezekiel's a wild animal again.
Chris: Oh, that's easy enough to fix.
Dawn: Then why'd you let him stay feral for two seasons?
Chris: Ratings. One thing you kids will never understand is ratings. It's all about the ratings!
Blake: G or PG-13? I'm confused.
Chris: See what I'm talking about?
Blake: No, PG. Actually, probably R.
Chris: [turning to face the camera] Will these people remain as clueless as ever? Will Heather's team accept her back? And just what is the deal with Ezekiel? Find out next time on TOTAL, DRAMA, THE ISLAND REBORN!
Blake: Oh my gosh! It might be NC-17!
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Noah: Heather will pay for this. She's going down!
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Chris: Ah, it's good to be back.
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(The underground Playa des Losers is shown. Mr. Coconut is lying in a corner, Mike is playing an arcade game, Zoey is relaxing in the pool, and Izzy is scratching at the walls. Suddenly, Owen pops out of the Chute of Shame)
Mike: Hey, look guys, it's Owen!
Zoey: Owen! It's so good to see you again!
Mr. Coconut: - - - - -
Owen: Good to see you guys again too!
Mike: Yeah, too bad you got the boot.
Owen: Hey, who cares, right? Is there food here?
Zoey: Lots of it.
Mike: Whole buffets.
Zoey: Mountains and mountains of food!
Owen: YEEEESSSSSS!
(He throws himself at the nearest buffet table, only to be pulled back by Izzy)
Izzy: Not now Owen, we have bigger fish to fry. Literally! I found a way to escape!
(She points to a large vent near the bottom of the wall. Izzy then pries it off and throws Mr. Coconut through it, dashing after the fruit herself)
Zoey: Uh, should we follow her?
Owen: I'm all for it.
(He squeezes himself into the hole, followed after a while by Mike and Zoey. After a bit of cramped crawling, the five emerge out of a rabbit hole into the open. They're in the forest, somewhere on Wawanakwa)
Izzy: Yes! At long last, we have escaped!
Voting Confessionals
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Blake: Well, I think Noah and I have really become good friends, so I'm going to go ahead and vote for Owen.
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Dawn: I really do not need a zombieish teen in love with me…so I'm voting Ezekiel.
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Ezekiel-not available to vote
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Noah: I really want to vote for Blake. I really don't want to vote for Owen. But what choice do I have? Sigh.
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Owen: I guess I have to vote for Noah…there's not really any other option.
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Owen: 2
Noah: 1
Ezekiel: 1
Eliminated: Izzy, Mike, Zoey, Mr. Coconut, Owen
Psycho Psychos: Blake, Dawn, Ezekiel, Noah
Crazy Crazies: Annette, Heather, Lightning, Staci
So, what were you guys' thoughts on this episode? Sorry it was so short, that's just because it was split into two parts. Anyway, I'm going to start a new crossover story: Total Drama Jurassic Park! It should be out soon, make sure to check it out. Expect an update in one to two weeks. Remember to review and vote on my poll!
~TheImpossiblyAwesomeWriter
Next Time: The eliminated contestants have escaped-and one of them has a bargaining chip to get back into the game! Noah is looking for revenge on Heather AND Blake, and the cliff jumping challenge is back and better than ever!