Episode 12: Teennapped!
Hey guys, sorry about the long time in between updates, but I was busy with other fanfiction projects and school. I started a new story, 'The Chaotic Adventures of Bony Bones'. For any fans of Poptropica out there, definitely check it out! I've also noticed a lot of grammar mistakes and plot holes in the earlier chapters of TDTIR, so I'm going back and redoing them. Which also explains why my word count for this story might drop a little, as I'm fixing the bug where Episode 2 and 3 were printed twice. And, I've reached my long-standing goal of 2,000 views! Please help me get to 5,000.
IMPORTANT: So, this is an aftermath, and in it the Total Drama Aftermath Computer (remember that?) predicts the elimination order for this story. Please note that this is not the actual elimination order, just the one that most people would guess. So if your favorite is predicted to be voted off, chances are they'll actually make it a lot farther, so, no worries! Thanks!
(The Total Drama aftermath music plays as a logo shows TOTAL DRAMA THE ISLAND REBORN AFTERMATH. Scenes from previous episodes for the recently eliminated contestants are then shown)
Owen: Hungry? Because I'm always hungry when I'm hyper. Well, and when I'm calm. And glad. Sad. Mad. Bad. Rad. Come to think of it, I'm always hungry. Anyone got a chicken leg?
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Heather: ….but hey, I get to cause pain and humiliation!
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Lightning: Ha! That's what happens when holes open up in front o' Lightning and try to get the Lightning to fall in them!
(Theme song plays. It shows the camera sweeping past the dock, where Chris waves at it. Chef smiles at it, then gulps as it comes nearer to him, and smacks him in the face. After he disappears the camera zooms up the cliff, where it shows a squirrel punching Zeke in the face. As the camera "falls" off the cliff so does Zeke. Hitting the water, bubbles cover the screen. When they clear, Izzy is swimming away from a shark, only to turn around and bite the shark back. Above the water, Noah is sitting in a boat, reading his trademark book, when Zeke lands on him. Right after the moment of impact, the camera zooms to the forest, where Mike is petting a raccoon. The raccoon bites his finger, causing him to wince in pain, inhale deeply, then scream at the raccoon. The camera zooms to the waterfall, where Annette is singing on top of a log that goes over the waterfall. At the bottom, Dawn is sitting cross-legged on a beam of wood going across a small lake, looking very peaceful. Suddenly, Annette flies past her and her mouth falls open. The camera moves to the outhouse confessional, where a bear is knocking on the door. Blake sticks his head out, screams, and then ducks back in. Chef's kitchen is then seen, with a small television in the background upon which Courtney and Cody can be seen. Lightning is dumping protein powder into his mouth, and then fist-pumps, while Heather is tied to a chair, being force-fed Chef Hatchet's special soup by Chef himself. The camera moves outside to the campfire pit, where Owen is holding and rocking back and forth giggling. Staci is seen on the dock, blabbing on while reading from a gigantic stack of papers. The camera shifts a little, showing Chris on the other side of the dock, covering his ears and yelling. He runs around and falls into the water. When he surfaces, in classic cartoon style, his head steams over in anger, causing a fire. The camera follows the fire embers up, and then back down, revealing the campfire. Zoey is sitting in front of it, looking nervous, before her eyebrows scrunch up and she gives an evil grin, only to look around when she sees Zeke and Mike sitting on either side of her. The camera pans out to show all 13 contestants sitting on stools around the campfire, as Chris stands nearby and grins at the camera. A wooden sign is seen, where neon letters light up, saying TOTAL DRAMA THE ISLAND REBORN)
(Scene is a dark alleyway in the middle of a city at night. Three people wearing ski masks walk out of different doors and start a conversation. What exactly they say can't be heard, but the words 'aftermath', 'eliminees', 'plan', 'ninja' and 'kidnap' all come up. The three then grin, laugh, and walk away)
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(Camera shows the Underground Playa des Losers. Owen is at the buffet, of course, with Mr. Coconut by his side. Mike has turned into Bob again and is climbing the fake palm trees by the pool in his craziness, while Lightning is swimming laps beneath him. Zoey and Heather are nowhere to be seen)
Mike/Bob: I'M GONNA EAT THIS TREE'S BREAKFAST IF IT'S THE LAST THING CHICKENS DO!
(He tries to swing himself upside-down like a sloth, but fails and falls off, landing in the pool on top of Lightning)
Lightning: Sha-ouch! Get off the Lightning, Crazy Guy! He needs his swimmin' exercise!
Owen: Geez Lightning, lighten up a little. Bob will be Bob.
Mike/Bob: BOB WILL BE A TOENAIL!
(He curls up in a ball and starts sucking his thumb)
Mike/Bob: HOO HOO HA HA HOO HOO HA HA, EVERYBODY SING IT WITH ME!
(A plastic coconut falls out of the fake tree and smacks him in the head, turning him back into a dazed Mike)
Mike: Whoa, I got out of control again there, didn't I?
Owen: Yep. Me and Mr. Coconut saw it all. He can tell you.
Mr. Coconut: - - - - -
Mike: Yeah. Where's Zoey? I haven't seen her since yesterday.
Owen: Yeah, seems like she's becoming almost as reclusive as Heather.
Lightning: Sha-maybe. Pretty much all Mean Girl's done since comin' here is stay in her room.
Mike: Sure, but that's Heather. Zoey wouldn't do that. I'll go check on her. Be right back.
(He heads down the hallway, past the gym, mini-golf course, and several other cool features. Eventually he comes to a place with sixteen doors, eight on either side of the hallway, more than enough for the eliminated campers. He walks up to one of the doors and knocks)
Mike: Zoey? You okay?
(No one answers and the door swings right open, as it was never closed. Behind him, another door opens and Heather walks out)
Heather: What're you doing here?
Mike: Looking for Zoey. Have you seen her?
Heather: [smirking] Nope. Well, besides the time a couple hours ago where she started screaming for help.
Mike: What? What happened?
Heather: I dunno. Didn't bother to check.
Mike: She might've injured herself or something!
Heather: Well, who cares?
Mike: Geez man, you really are evil.
(He dashes back down the hallway)
Mike: Maybe Owen can help me look. He's always willing to do a good deed.
(As he runs, he doesn't bother to look behind him, so doesn't see a figure clad in black do a back flip across the hallway)
(Mike reaches the main room panting)
Mike: Hey guys. Zoey's not there. And Heather's hinting that something bad happened to her. Want to help me search for her?
Lightning: Sha-nah! Lightning's eatin' protein right now!
(He grabs a cylinder of protein powder out of his pocket and starts chugging it down)
Owen: I'll look. And Mr. Coconut can help too- - -MR. COCONUT! WHERE IS HE?!
(Owen had turned around to find the fruit gone, even though he'd just had him a few seconds ago)
Owen: OH FOR THE LOVE OF PIZZA PASTRAMI! WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM?! WE NEED TO FIND HIM!
Mike: Uh, why don't we do that while looking for Zoey.
Owen: [near tears] Okay. Let's go.
(The two walk back down the hallway)
Owen: [sniffling] You said Heather had a clue or something?
Mike: Well, she said she heard screaming. Not sure if I believe her, but we can always ask again.
(The two stop in front of Heather's door to find it flung open, with everything inside a mess and no sign of Heather)
Owen: Oh no! She's gone and turned herself invisible!
Mike: I don't think that's what's happened. But something weird is definitely going on. I mean, Zoey and Heather both missing?
Owen: And Mr. Coconut.
Mike: Right. This is strange.
(Behind them, another figure clad all in back crawls along the ceiling towards the main room, but neither notice)
Owen: Well, what do we do about it?
Mike: Let's go find Lightning. The three of us need to stick together now, now that people are disappearing.
Owen: Good idea!
(Just as he finishes his sentence, a loud 'sha' echoes down the hallway, followed by a long scream, leaving no doubt that something has happened to Lightning. Mike and Owen look at each other and run. Or rather, Mike runs and Owen jogs as fast as he can)
(When they get back there, Lightning is gone, as expected. They can find no sign of him other than his cylinder of protein powder, which is knocked on the floor with powder still spilling out of it)
Owen: What do we do? People are disappearing as fast as dessert in front of me!
Mike: Owen, buddy, if we're not careful, we'll disappear too.
Owen: How do you think everybody's pulling this vanishing act?
Mike: I don't think they're vanishing. I think they've been kidnapped.
Owen: Gulp. KIDNAPPED?! But I'm too old to be kidnapped! I'm twenty! It's been eight whole years since I was a kid! Please, kidnappers, go find someone much younger than me to kidnap! I'm too old to die!
(He leans on Mike's shoulder, sobbing)
Mike: No time for that big guy, we've got to do something!
(Owen stands back up and wipes his nose)
Owen: Well then, it's a good thing I thought up a plan.
Mike: Wait, what? You came up with a plan? Uh, no offense.
Owen: None taken. I guess some of Noah rubbed off on me after all our years of hanging out together.
Mike: That's great! We need to act quickly, though. Who knows how close the kidnappers are. What's the plan?
(Owen leans over and whispers it to Mike, who nods grimly and gives a thumbs-up)
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(Mike is standing in the middle of the main room, whistling. Owen is hiding behind a couch, holding the end of a rope. The rope runs along pulleys on the ceiling, eventually wrapping around four strings tied to the light bulbs in the ceiling. The strings are holding up a garbage bag containing a mountain of food. The two had emptied the entire buffet to get so much. They've been standing in their positions for several minutes, and nothing's happened so far)
Mike: [loudly] Oh boy, I'm just standing here, completely defenseless! Totally! And geez, I sure hope some awful kidnapper doesn't just come along and kidnap me! 'Cause I'm definitely a kid and not seventeen years old! Yep, ya got that right!
[to Owen] How much longer?
Owen: No idea. Hopefully those brutes show up soon.
(He leans back on the sofa, taking his eyes off Mike for a second. There's a huge thumping noise from behind him and he pulls the rope out of fear. The rope in turn pulls on the thin strings, snapping all but one of them and dropping all the food. Cakes, watermelons, T-Bone steaks and more delicious foods cover the whole area. Once all noise ceases, Owen dares to look over the sofa. There is no sign of Mike. Four heads covered by ninja masks poke out of various fruits, but the unknown ninjas are completely buried under the mass of edibles, and they're unable to move)
Owen: Ninjas? Cool!
(He walks over to the nearest one. Leaning over the fruit, he slowly pulls his/her mask off to reveal…
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Owen: Bridgette?
(The surfer girl glances up at him and tries to say something, but she's speechless. Suddenly, a bag is thrown over Owen's head)
Owen: Agh, you dirty dessert devils! One of you sneaked up behind me!
(Rope is quickly roped around his wrists and ankles, but Owen struggles on. Eventually, a blow to the head with a blunt object knocks him out cold)
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(Heather slowly opens her eyes to find herself lying on a wooden floor. The last thing she remembered was an actual ninja stuffing her into a garbage bag, back in her cozy room at Underground Playa des Losers. Her vision focusing, she notices Owen and Lightning lying next to her, both unconscious. Mike, Zoey, and Mr. Coconut are nowhere to be seen. She sits up, a bit dizzy in the head, and notices Bridgette, Geoff, and Blaineley sitting across the room on a sofa)
Heather: Wha, where am I?
Geoff: Hey Heather! You enjoy the ride?
Heather: Huh?
Bridgette: The ninjas! It's how we got you here!
(Realization dawns, and fury overtakes Heather)
Heather: What the [bleeped out] is wrong with you people? Why didn't you just use the freaking normal way of getting us here, you idiots?!
Blaineley: Hey, you should've seen what the last aftermath guests had to go through. Sheesh, that aftermath tunnel didn't look very fun.
Heather: I demand to know what's going on here! Now!
Geoff: Relax, relax. That's what we're getting to. Blaineley, care to explain?
Blaineley: Well, Chef is being oddly creepy this year about the eliminees staying in Playa des Losers. Well, it's Underground Playa des Losers now, but, what the hey. Anyway, since the fans demand these aftermaths and would skin us alive if you guys didn't make it, we had to get you past Chef's security systems somehow. In other words, we needed to break you guys out.
Heather: And how come we weren't in on this plan?
Blaineley: Well, Mike and Zoey weren't exactly happy with the way they got to the aftermath last time, so we decided we couldn't let them in on this. Plus, Lightning's addicted to the gym and Owen's addicted to food, so we knew neither of them would want to leave. Also, you're a little unpredictable.
Heather: Thanks.
Geoff: Was that 'thanks' sarcastic?
Heather: Maybe. So what'd you guys do?
Bridgette: We hired three professional ninjas. Geoff and I also got to wear ninja outfits, and we went and, well, removed you guys.
Heather: You mean kidnapped.
Geoff: Teennapped, actually.
Bridgette: Owen and Mike almost got us in the end, but fortunately, our third ninja was able to capture the big guy and let us prevail.
Heather: Fortunately. Yeah.
Geoff: Okay, that was definitely sarcasm this time. Are you turning into Noah?
Heather: Shut up. Anyway, the place is supposed to be escape-proof. Izzy only found one exit, and Chef sealed that up.
Bridgette: Oh, that. We used an ancient ninja secret.
Heather: What?
Bridgette: I can't tell you. I can only tell other ninjas.
Heather: You're not even a ninja, retard! Alright, final question. Where're Mike and Zoey?
Blaineley: Oh, they were already interviewed last time, so they're old news. They've gone and joined the peanut gallery along with Mr. Coconut and a couple other former Total Drama contestants. Now, we're going live in half an hour, so we better wake up Owen and Lightning.
(Two interns come out of nowhere and shake them awake. The two are both confused and demand to know what's happening. They're told the same story as Heather)
Geoff: Now, you guys sit tight while we go out and introduce the episode. We'll call you on!
(He, Bridgette, and Blaineley walk out of the room)
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(Camera shows the familiar Total Drama Aftermath Studio. Bridgette, Geoff, and Blaineley are seated on the couch in the middle of the stage. Over in the peanut gallery are Mike, Zoey, Mr. Coconut, Alejandro, Beth, and Lindsay)
Bridgette: Hey everybody! Welcome to another exciting episode of….
Geoff: ….Total Drama Aftermath!
(The audience cheers)
Blaineley: As alliances have formed and fallen apart, romances have bloomed and conflicts have spiked, there's never been more drama before on Total Drama!
Geoff: Let's give a hand to our peanut gallery.
Mr. Coconut: - - - - -
Alejandro: Hello, amigos. How much it pleases me to remake your acquaintance.
Lindsay: Oh my gosh! I never knew I was quaint, Tyler!
Beth: Lindsay, for the last time, that's not Tyler!
Alejandro: How gifted you are at remembering names, my dear Beth.
Beth: Alejandro, we all already know you're evil. You don't have to pretend to be charming anymore.
Alejandro: Beth, how could you? I am deeply offended.
Beth: Yeah right.
Lindsay: Yeah! Right?
Mike: Right.
Lindsay: Okay!
Zoey: Can we get this over with?
Geoff: Sure thing, bro!
(Zoey frowns)
Bridgette: Let's welcome our first eliminated camper…..Owen! After doing awesome at the first three seasons, his luck finally ran out this time around. In an unfair twist under the leadership of 'Queen' Heather, he got the boot long before the merge. But knowing him, he's probably too optimistic to care. Let's welcome our big buddy, Owen!
(Owen walks onto the stage waving as the crowd cheers)
Owen: Hi everybody! Anyone got something to eat?
(A round of tomatoes is thrown at him, and splatter on his face. He then licks all the tomato juice off and grins)
Owen: Delicious!
(More tomatoes smash into the stage)
Blaineley: Hey! Who threw those?
(In response, five tomatoes come whizzing at her and she ducks to avoid getting hit)
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Bridgette: Who said that?
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(Out of the shadows steps Courtney)
Courtney: This show is lame!
(She disappears back into the audience)
Bridgette: Well, that was a seemingly random and pointless cameo.
Alejandro: Well said, m'lady.
(Bridgette frowns)
Geoff: Alright Owen, how'd this season go for you?
Owen: Awesome! I was part of an awesome alliance!
Blaineley: An awesome alliance that collapsed around your shoulders, eliminating you in the process.
Owen: Yep. It was cool!
Bridgette: Now, if you could eliminate someone from the competition right now, who would it be?
Owen: Tough question, but I'd say Izzy or Noah. It'd be awesome for us three to be hanging out in Underground Playa des Losers together!
Geoff: I don't think they'd like that very much.
Owen: Aw, who cares about losing? It's just a million dollars, right?
Alejandro: [rolling his eyes] Right.
Bridgette: Anyway, who do you think is gonna end up winning this season?
Owen: I dunno, but I'm rooting for Noah or Izzy.
Blaineley: You just wanted them to get eliminated!
Owen: Oh, yeah. [loudly] Guys! If you're listening to this, don't listen to me, okay? Actually, never mind, if you're already listening no need to be bored out of your mind not listening! So just- - -agh, forget it.
Geoff: Yeah, this interview isn't going so well. Next!
(Owen's seat springs up and flings him into the air, where he lands on the bench next to the Peanut Gallery)
Owen: Hey guys!
Alejandro: Owen, your obesity is as apparent as ever.
Owen: I didn't understand that, but, okay!
Blaineley: Now, without further ado, the evilest competitor of all Total Drama- - -
Alejandro: Actually, I believe I can claim that title.
Blaineley: Fine. The second evilest competitor of all Total Drama….
Alejandro: That's better.
Blaineley: ….Heather!
(Heather walks out from behind a curtain frowning)
Heather: Do I really have to be here?
Bridgette: Yes, because we have an extra special guest for you!
Heather: Who?
Geoff: The electric chair!
(Two interns bring out a large chair with a helmet attached to it. Sparks are flying around it)
Blaineley: It's time for Truth or Electrocution!
(One of the interns grabs Heather and tosses her in the chair. She quickly tries to get up, but cuffs clamp around her wrists)
Heather: Let me out of this!
Bridgette: Don't worry; we just need to ask you a few questions first.
Heather: You'll hear from my lawyer!
Geoff: No, your lawyer's mute, remember? Kinda hard to hear anything from him.
Blaineley: So, you somehow became host for a few episodes. Any thoughts on that?
Heather: I despise you all!
Geoff: Well, that's a different topic, but fortunately for you it's true!
(Ezekiel teleports in)
Ezekiel: That rhymed, eh!
(He disappears)
Heather: Zeke! You idiot!
(The chair shocks her)
Heather: Ow! What was that for?
Bridgette: Zeke's not an idiot, so that was a lie.
Alejandro: Excuse me, Ezekiel is not an idiot?
(Lindsay gasps)
Lindsay: Oh my gosh, he must be Tyler!
(She gets up and starts looking around for Ezekiel)
Lindsay: Tyler? Tyler! Where are you?
(Beth groans)
Geoff: You see, Ezekiel isn't an idiot. He's just stupid.
Blaineley: Exactly.
Heather: You people make no sense!
(She's electrocuted again)
Bridgette: I guess we do make sense after all!
Beth: Good to know.
Blaineley: Anyway Heather, who do you want to win this season?
Heather: No one!
(The chair electrocutes her again)
Heather: Ow! It's true!
Bridgette: No, I think you still want to return to the competition and win or something.
Heather: I do, but I didn't think that counted.
(The chair gives another shock)
Heather: What? That really wasn't a lie that time!
(She's zapped again)
Heather: Ow!
(Another zap)
Heather: What is going on?
(She's zapped three times in a row)
Bridgette: Geoff, I think the chair's going a little bit haywire.
Geoff: Nah.
Blaineley: Sit back and relax! This is good TV. Want some popcorn?
(The three hosts and the peanut gallery watch as the chair gives shock after shock until it explodes and flies through the roof. An extremely ticked off Heather falls back through)
Heather: I'll kill you all later.
(She walks over to sit with the the Peanut Gallery)
Bridgette: Now, before we move on to our final interview of the day, it's time to use the Total Drama Aftermath Computer!
Blaineley: Or, the TDAC for short.
Geoff: This time we'll be using it to predict the next four eliminations, up to the final three!
Bridgette: Results not guaranteed.
Blaineley: Let's go! Computer, who's most likely to get eliminated next?
TDAC: Ezekiel.
(The audience and peanut gallery burst out laughing)
Beth: [giggling] I know it's not nice to laugh at someone else's failures, but when it's Ezekiel I just can't help it.
Alejandro: [wiping a tear of laughter from his eye] Touché.
Lindsay: Hahahahahahahahahahaha. Wait, what are we laughing about again?
(Geoff claps his hands and everyone quiets down)
Geoff: Okay, TDAC, who's probably gonna go after Ezekiel?
TDAC: Staci.
Mike: To be honest, I'm pretty surprised Staci didn't get the boot, in, like, the first two or three episodes.
Beth: Yeah, but everybody believes her ancestor stories now! So people aren't as annoyed by them.
Bridgette: Regardless, she probably won't last much longer. Computer, who's next?
TDAC: Annette.
Alejandro: Yes amigos, for it is only fair for her to get eliminated soon. Her singing is so eardrum-destroying!
Bridgette: Alejandro makes a good point.
Alejandro: Gracias, m'lady.
(Bridgette frowns again)
Geoff: Now, who's after Annette?
TDAC: Noah.
Bridgette: Noah?!
Beth: Guys, he's like the antagonist! Antagonists always get the boot in like, fourth place.
Alejandro: Except for me.
Lindsay: Oh, I didn't know you were an antagonist, Tyler!
Alejandro: Of course not, my dear Lindsay.
Bridgette: Enough already! Let's see, that would leave Dawn. Blake, and Izzy as the final three.
Author's Note: Remember, not only will this elimination order not happen, but the eliminations will be completely different! Those listed as the final three may get eliminated soon, and those who are said to be eliminated soon may make it to the final three. I just did this TDAC segment because I couldn't think of anything better for the computer to do.
Blaineley: Yeah, I'm getting bored of this. Where's Lightning?
(Lightning jumps up out of a trapdoor hidden in the stage)
Lightning: Sha-bam! Lightning strikes! And Lightning hates ninjas!
Blaineley: That's a shame. All they did was kidnap you.
Geoff: Ahem. Teennap.
Blaineley: [rolling her eyes] Whatever.
Bridgette: Alright Lightning, you just got eliminated in one of the psychoest episodes ever, as it involved the Chef Challenges. Are you proud to have been eliminated in such an epic ep?
Lightning: Lightning's always sha-proud! And he didn't lose! It just mighta looked that way.
Geoff: Yeah. You also became one of the few contestants in Total Drama history to vote for yourself. How's that feel?
Lightning: Sha-bam!
Geoff: That wasn't really an answer.
Lindsay: Ooh, ooh! I also voted myself off. It was fun!
(Alejandro face palms)
Alejandro: Honestly, the stupidity it must require to purposely, or in some cases by a retarded misconception, eliminate ones self from a competition in which one was currently in good standing.
Lightning and Lindsay: Thanks!
Alejandro: [surprised] Uh, you're welcome?
Geoff: Well, seems like this episode has pretty much come to a close.
Bridgette: Oh my gosh! I just remembered, w need to get the eliminees back to Underground Playa des Losers before Chef notices they're gone!
Blaineley: I'll take care of that. [snapping her fingers] Ninjas!
(Two ninjas jump down from the ceiling and scoop up Mike, Zoey, Mr. Coconut, Owen, Heather, and Lightning in a big sack. They then cartwheel off the stage, but have trouble doing so because of Owen's great weight being too hard for even them to lift comfortably)
Bridgette: Alright, peanut gallery, say goodbye!
Lindsay: Goodbye Tyler! Where ever you are!
Beth: See ya later, and my apologies to anyone who has to wear braces like I did!
Alejandro: I know where you live.
Geoff: See you guys next time, on, TOTAL….
Blaineley: ….DRAMA….
Bridgette: ….THE ISLAND REBORN!
(A ninja accidentally falls down from the ceiling and lands on Alejandro)
(Credits play)
Eliminated: Mike, Zoey, Mr. Coconut, Owen, Heather, Lightning
Psycho Psychos: Blake, Dawn, Ezekiel, Noah
Crazy Crazies: Annette, Izzy, Staci
I apologize for the shortness of this chapter, but aftermaths are hard to write a lot for and still keep interesting. Thanks for reading, and please review! All reviews will get a reply, and non-guest reviewers will get a prize. You can also check out the poll on my profile page and vote for who you want to win Total Drama The Island Reborn. Make sure to check out 'Total Drama Jurassic Park' and 'The Chaotic Adventures of Bony Bones'. The next update might take a while, since I'll be on vacation. See you later!
~TheImpossiblyAwesomeWriter
Next Time: As alliances crumble and conflicts mend, the nearly impossible challenge is definitely not helping. It all comes down to the most dramatic campfire ceremony yet, ending in an epic tiebreaker between two beloved campers.