Episode 16: Sasquatchwasucka
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(Camera shows Chris standing on the Dock of Shame)
Chris: Last time, on Total Drama The Island Reborn, we had a couple surprises in store for our campers. First off, it was time for the long overdue merge! Then, we had Mike and Courtney return to the game to make things just that much more interesting. Courtney tried to form an alliance with the other girls and failed. She then preyed on Zeke's Noah-hater attitude to enlist him as a helper in voting the bookworm off. Mike then told Zeke how Dawn didn't want 'avengeance', and the prairie boy was totally confused. Meanwhile, Noah and Izzy formed an alliance, and Chef participated in the challenge, eventually taking down Izzy for the win. The psycho girl still got invincibility from second place, and Chef had to choose one of the other campers to vote off. After trying and failing one million times to pick someone, he decided on nobody. Yeah. Weak. So, who will Zeke vote for in the upcoming marshmallow ceremony? Is Noah starting to fall in love with Izzy? And who will be eliminated next? Find out the answers to all these questions, I hope, on TOTAL, DRAMA, THE ISLAND REBORN!
(Theme song plays. It shows the camera sweeping past the dock, where Chris waves at it. Chef smiles at it, then gulps as it comes nearer to him, and smacks him in the face. After he disappears the camera zooms up the cliff, where it shows a squirrel punching Zeke in the face. As the camera "falls" off the cliff so does Zeke. Hitting the water, bubbles cover the screen. When they clear, Izzy is swimming away from a shark, only to turn around and bite the shark back. Above the water, Noah is sitting in a boat, reading his trademark book, when Zeke lands on him. Right after the moment of impact, the camera zooms to the forest, where Mike is petting a raccoon. The raccoon bites his finger, causing him to wince in pain, inhale deeply, then scream at the raccoon. The camera zooms to the waterfall, where Annette is singing on top of a log that goes over the waterfall. At the bottom, Dawn is sitting cross-legged on a beam of wood going across a small lake, looking very peaceful. Suddenly, Annette flies past her and her mouth falls open. The camera moves to the outhouse confessional, where a bear is knocking on the door. Blake sticks his head out, screams, and then ducks back in. Chef's kitchen is then seen, with a small television in the background upon which Courtney and Cody can be seen. Lightning is dumping protein powder into his mouth, and then fist-pumps, while Heather is tied to a chair, being force-fed Chef Hatchet's special soup by Chef himself. The camera moves outside to the campfire pit, where Owen is holding Mr. Coconut and rocking back and forth giggling. Staci is seen on the dock, blabbing on while reading from a gigantic stack of papers. The camera shifts a little, showing Chris on the other side of the dock, covering his ears and yelling. He runs around and falls into the water. When he surfaces, in classic cartoon style, his head steams over in anger, causing a fire. The camera follows the fire embers up, and then back down, revealing the campfire. Zoey is sitting in front of it, looking nervous, before her eyebrows scrunch up and she gives an evil grin, only to look around when she sees Zeke and Mike sitting on either side of her. The camera pans out to show all 13 contestants sitting on stools around the campfire, as Chris stands nearby and grins at the camera. A wooden sign is seen, where neon letters light up, saying TOTAL DRAMA THE ISLAND REBORN)
(Ezekiel is running through a land made of clouds and chocolate milk. He sees a ghostly silhouette of Dawn in front of him, but can't catch up to her. Suddenly he crashes into Noah)
Noah: Hello Zeke. Revenge much lately?
(Ezekiel leaps at Noah, only for him to disappear and be replaced by a disapproving Mike)
Mike: Remember what I said, Zeke.
(Courtney shoves Mike aside and the MPD teen disappears into the mist)
Courtney: Remember what I said more!
(The C.I.T. falls through a gap in the clouds and Dawn appears in her place)
Dawn: Remember what I said most.
(Zeke wakes up to find it was all a dream. Suddenly, he hears voices again)
Mike: [talking in his sleep] Kids these days and their gosh darn reality shows. Back in my day, nobody watched TV! Heck, back in my day, TV wasn't even invented yet.
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Ezekiel: That sounds like it could be another one of Mike's personalities, eh. But I thought all o' them except Bob disappeared! Yo, I gotta check this out. I'll wake Mike up and ask him aboot it.
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End of Confessionals
(Ezekiel gets out of bed and walks over to Mike, who's sleeping on a top bunk. The homeschooler shakes Mike's shoulder, and the skinny teen falls out onto the floor, hitting the wood face first)
Mike: Ow….
(He inhales sharply)
Mike/Bob: SNAILS RUN FASTER THAN ME!
(He starts crawling menacingly towards Zeke)
Ezekiel: Uh, nice doggy?
Mike/Bob: NEW HAMPSHIRE!
(He lunges at Zeke and tackles the prairie boy. They both roll into the wall. Bob gets up first and tosses Zeke out the window as easily as if he was lifting a feather)
Mike/Bob: LAND AHOY!
(Outside, Zeke stands up and rubs his aching head, which hit the ground. Suddenly, a big, purple, and hairy hand clamps over his mouth. The other hand grabs his legs, and he is carried off into the woods)
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(A few minutes later, Chris walks up to the megaphone pole He opens a panel, and flicks a switch. Suddenly, both cabins tilt upwards at a forty-five degree angle and all the campers spill out. Mike, who is now back to normal, Noah, Blake, Annette, Courtney, and Izzy fall out)
Chris: Good morning campers! Are you ready to start the day?
Noah: Not really.
Chris: That's the spirit! Now, today's challenge is gonna be very mysterious in that I'm not gonna tell you what it is!
Courtney: What? That's ridiculous!
Chris: So is tea, but people drink it anyway. So, the only rule is that you have to stay in the forest until I tell you it's over.
Mike: Hey, where's Ezekiel?
Chris: Oh, you'll see soon enough.
(He snickers evilly)
Chris: Alright, let's go! No time to waste here.
(Courtney dashes off in to the woods, determined to get ahead, even though she has no idea what to do. Noah shrugs and starts walking, followed by all the others)
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Noah: Maybe Ezekiel will be part of the challenge, like back in World Tour. But somehow I doubt it.
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Blake: Why do we always have to do everything in the woods? I mean, there are bears, moose, psycho squirrels, the occasional vampire, and probably other things a lot worse.
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Mike: It's a surreal feeling being on the show without Zoey. I feel more like an observer than a competitor now. Especially with my extra personality giving me trouble. No, not Bob. Somebody else.
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Courtney: Okay, I may not know what's going on here, but I do know one thing. The invincibility is mine. No matter what dumb twist Chris might throw at us, I am winning this.
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End of Confessionals
(Noah and Izzy are walking side by side through the forest)
Noah: So, any idea what we're supposed to be doing?
Izzy: Maybe we have to wrestle crocodiles again!
Noah: I'd rather not.
Izzy: Maybe we have to wrestle Ezekiel!
Noah: Again, no. I get the feeling something bad's happened to Zeke. And we better make sure it doesn't happen to us either.
Izzy: Whatever you say. Do you think I'll win if I walk on my hands the whole time?
Noah: What the heck? Go for it.
(Scene switches to Annette and Mike, who are chatting as they stroll through the woods)
Mike: So what are you gonna do with the million if you win?
Annette: Buy some recording stuff and get a record deal. I don't mean to brag, but I have a pitch perfect singing voice. Listen.
(Mike sticks his fingers in his ears)
Annette: We're doing a challenge! That isn't very challenging!
(Mike takes his fingers out of his ears)
Mike: That was a close one. Anyway, I'll probably buy a new car, and maybe a vacation house. I've always wanted to live in Florida, or somewhere were it's not so Canadian cold.
Annette: Wouldn't you miss the big ol' Maple Leaf if you lived down there?
Mike: I guess. It's probably just that I want to get as far away from Chris and this show as possible.
Annette: I'd suggest Antarctica, but it'd be kinda hard to build a summer home down there.
Mike: Yeah. Chris really ticks me off. He's made the last year of my life pretty hectic, especially between me and Zoey. That guy just won't get off my back!
Annette: I know. He's annoying!
Mike: Chris isn't just annoying, he's overly annoying. In fact- - -
(He inhales sharply)
Mike/Chester: Darn reality TV hosts these days, all they care about is drama! Back two hundred years ago when I was a little boy, they knew how to do it right! Slapstick violence! That's the perfect recipe for a reality show. And, by golly, if I run into that host again, I'll show him slapstick violence!
Annette: Mike! Are you okay?
Mike/Chester: Mike? You mean that wimpy little boy. Why, he's nothin' but- - -
(Chester crashes into something big and purple)
Mike/Chester: Oh.
(The purple creature picks him up and slings him over his shoulder, walking off slowly. Annette hides in the bushes and then runs away)
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Annette: I have no idea what I just saw, but that was terrifying! Poor Mike. First he turns into an old person, and then he gets abducted by a monster! Thankfully I've got my alliance with Chris. He has to protect me, and help me win.
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Chris: Yeah right. I'm through with this illegal alliance. Screw the contracts! From now on, I'm making it harder for Annette. Starting with sending the 'purple monster' right on her trail.
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End of Confessionals
(Annette is trying to be stealthy as she creeps through the woods, breathing hard. She doesn't notice that something is breathing even harder behind her until it grabs her and carries her off, screaming)
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Chris: That was priceless! I am so freakin' glad I have that on camera. Now I can watch it on loop over and over again!
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End of Confessionals
(Izzy is still walking on her hands next to Noah. The sarcastic genius is smirking slightly)
Izzy: Look, watch me do a flip.
(She contorts backwards and knocks Noah over)
Noah: [sarcastically] Thanks. I needed that.
Izzy: No problem. Hey!
(She spots the purple creature coming at them)
Izzy: Sasquatchwanakwa. So we meet again.
(With a yell, she does a flying front kick and knocks over the purple Yeti, who quickly sits up and rolls to his feet. Izzy beckons at him to come closer. He's only too happy to oblige and charges forward. Izzy jumps out of the way, but he shoots out his hand and catches her, pinning her arms to her side. He tries to cover her mouth with his other hand, but she bites it and he cries out in pain, letting her go. The crazy redhead dashes away, but Sasquatchwanakwa is too quick for her as he scoops her up and dashes off. Noah stands there the entire time, looking a little shocked)
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Noah: I think I just figured out what the challenge is.
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End of Confessionals
(The Sasquatchwanakwa brings Izzy to the main cave on the island. Inside, he quickly ties her up with an old piece of rope, and throws her next to Ezekiel, Chester, and Annette, who are also tied up)
Izzy: So guys, how's it goin'?
Mike/Chester: How's it goin'? HOW'S IT GOIN'?! It's goin just fine, thank you very much. Kids these days and their stupid expressions.
Annette: Geez Mike, take a chill pill.
Mike/Chester: I'd rather have you all take a kill pill and stop annoying me!
Ezekiel: Maybe he needs two chill pills, eh.
Mike/Chester: I need pie. I really love pie. All these stupid teenagers never eat pie anymore!
Izzy: I love pi! 3.14159265358979323846264338…
Mike/Chester: Aw, can it already! I've had enough of all of ya.
Annette: The feeling is mutual.
Izzy: Agreed!
(Courtney is sneaking through the woods, trying to think of something to do. Eventually, she sits down on a tree stump)
Courtney: This makes no sense! What's the point of competing in a challenge when you don't even know what the challenge is?! Chris is insane. At least nobody else has any idea what they're doing either. You know, I'm actually looking forward to the campfire ceremony tonight. I can't wait to see Noah's smug smirk disappear from his face when he finds out he's been eliminated!
(She chuckles silently)
Courtney: Wait, why am I talking to myself?
Static
Courtney: Don't judge me.
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Blake: I'd been walking through the woods for hours before I ran into the confessional. What a relief! Everything was so boring. I hadn't seen anybody since I left camp. Well, on the bright side, I haven't met anything dangerous either.
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End of Confessionals
(Blake exits the confessionals only to come face to face with Sasquatchwanakwa)
Blake: Okay, so there is no bright side anymore.
(The Bigfoot knock-off grabs him and brings him to the cave, where he is tied up and left with the others)
Blake: So, I take it we all lost.
Mike/Chester: Yes, but especially you youngsters, because you suck! A lot!
Blake: What's up with Mike?
Izzy: He's in a mood.
Mike/Chester: Says you! This is what I'm normally like, you little [bleeped out]!
Annette: Geez, I didn't know old men had those kind of words in their vocabulary.
Mike: Old? You callin' me old? I oughta shove y'all outta here just for that! You young people shouldn't get the privilege of a nice cave to live in. Save it for people like me, who need a place to rest their achin' old back.
Ezekiel: Thought you said you weren't old, eh.
Mike: I'm not old, my back is, you idiot!
Ezekiel: Sheesh.
(Scene switches to Courtney, who is running through the forest with the Sasquatchwanakwa pursuing her. Suddenly, she crashes into Noah, who is just standing there)
Courtney: Watch where you're going!
Noah: I wasn't going anywhere.
Courtney: Then watch where you're standing! I don't care! All I know is that a big hairy Yeti is chasing after me and if I wait much longer, he's gonna catch- - -
(Suddenly, both Courtney and Noah are lifted up by the purple beast, who roars. Before anyone can move, Chris and Chef appear out of nowhere)
Chris: Well done, Sasquatchwanakwa! You can go now.
(The Bigfoot shrugs, drops the two teenagers and leaves)
Chris: I bet you figured out the challenge now.
Noah: What? Avoiding Sir Sasquatch?
Chef: Ace in the hole, my friend.
Courtney: Well, who won then? We both got captured at exactly the same time!
Chris: You both won! But neither of you gets immunity.
Noah: Excuse me?
Chris: Did I ever say the winner would be the one to win immunity?
Courtney: I hope you did.
Chris: Nope! That's today's twist. The first one kidnapped gets the immunity from tonight's vote. So, in this case, Zeke is safe! Now, Chef'll go fetch back our kidnapped campers and we can start the marshmallow ceremony as soon as the sun goes down.
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(The scene is the campfire, where the seven contestants are seated in front of Chris)
Chris: Now, before we start this most dramatic elimination ceremony ever, I just want to say. Wasn't today's challenge so freaking awesome?!
Mike/Chester: Dagnabit, how'd you stupidheads even get the Yeti to help out?
Chris: Simple. We promised him ten bucks.
Noah: Hah. You? Paying money to make the show better? Like that'd ever happen.
Chris: You're right, we stiffed him! Ha, what a sucker.
(An angry bellow comes from somewhere far away)
Chris: Uh, maybe Chef should hand the money over after all.
(Suddenly, Chester inhales sharply)
Mike: Ow! Oh, I'm back again. Man, it's been forever since Chester showed his face around here. Oh geez guys, I'm super sorry if he annoyed you. He does that sometimes.
Chris: It may be a little late for apologies.
Mike: What does that mean?
Chris: You'll see. But first, I need to give a marshmallow to our immunity winner of the day, Ezekiel!
Ezekiel: Heck yeah, eh!
Chris: Next, we have two people who got no votes. Izzy and Annette!
(Chris tosses them their marshmallows. Annette looks like she wants to sing, but the host shushes her)
Chris: Up next is Blake!
(Courtney smirks and sticks her tongue out at Noah. The bookworm shrugs and makes the 'shame' gesture at her)
Chris: Today's next-to-last marshmallow belongs to none other than…
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(Courtney gasps)
Courtney: That's not possible!
Chris: Or is it? Now sit back down, it's you and Mike in the bottom two. Both of you guys got more votes than anyone else.
(Both of those in danger of being eliminated open their eyes wide in fear)
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Courtney: Yes!
(She immediately gives Zeke a dirty look)
Ezekiel: What, eh?
Mike: Darn. Well, I got a second chance and I still wasn't good enough to make it. I guess it's me that deserves to go.
Izzy: Aw Mike, don't say that! It was Chester that lost, not you. You're still awesome!
(Mike smiles)
Mike: Thanks.
(He falls down the Chute of Shame)
Noah: [sarcastically] A happy ending. How touching.
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Courtney: So, if Mike got more votes than me and I got more votes than Noah, then the stupid egghead could've only gotten one vote. And since that vote was mine, that means….Ezekiel's a traitor.
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End of Confessionals
(Ezekiel is walking back to the cabin when Courtney taps him on the shoulder. He turns around nervously)
Ezekiel: Oh, it's you! Great job with our alliance today, eh? Too bad we didn't get Noah eliminated. Heh heh,
Courtney: I know what you did, Ezekiel. And believe me when I say, there'll be hell to pay.
Ezekiel: That rhymed, eh.
(The C.I.T. fades back into the shadows and he gulps. The scene switches to Chris at the Dock of Shame)
Chris: Talk about a dramatic conclusion! What will Courtney do to Zeke? What will Zeke do to save his butt? And who will follow Mike down the Chute of Shame? Find out next time, on TOTAL, DRAMA, THE ISALND REBORN!
(Credits play)
Voting Confessionals
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Annette: Okay, I'm sorry to do this to Mike, 'cause he's pretty nice, but lately he's been a total jerk. I don't know who this Chester is, but I'm voting him off.
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Blake: Mike creeps me out. Sometimes he's normal, but then he'll be a psycho one moment and an old man the next.
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Courtney: With Zeke on my side, Noah is going down!
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Ezekiel: Okay, I just can't vote for Noah, eh. I know what he did to Dawn, but she forgave him and I should too. I just hope Courtney doesn't find out that I'm voting for Mike, eh. That old man thing he did today was just not cool.
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Izzy: Izzy would like to vote for Mike, or Chester, or Bob, or whoever after what happened today, but Noah said we have to vote for Courtney and Noah's the boss.
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Mike/Chester: That little Blake person nerves me! He has no respect for his elders. I'm voting him off if it's the last thing I do.
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Noah: Courtney. Do I need to say more?
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End of Confessionals
Mike: 3
Courtney: 2
Noah: 1
Blake: 1
Annette: 0
Izzy: 0
Ezekiel: Immunity Winner
Eliminated: Zoey, Mr. Coconut, Owen, Heather, Lightning, Dawn, Staci, Mike
Contestants: Annette, Blake, Courtney, Ezekiel, Izzy, Noah
Thanks for reading! Sorry to all Mike fans, but his plotline's finished. The others still have plenty more drama before they're finished though! Any reviews would be appreciated. It's getting semi-close to the end. Who do you think will win? Expect an update as quick as I can get it out.
~TheImpossiblyAwesineWriter
Next Time: The final six are forced to perform a concert on the island….live. Needless to say, things get dramatic when Izzy plans sabotage, Annette destroys everybody's eardrums, and Courtney is out to demolish Ezekiel.