Pleas excuse me for my horrible tense and Bellatrix like names.

I am got my engineer's degree when I was 12, designed the MMORPG headsets, the ones used for Second Life, as well as creating the game cartridges for the other games I designed when I was bored.

One of the most popular before Second Life came out was called The World.

Through the gaming program, I used legilimency on the more shady characters who were wanted PKs ( Player Killer ). And through this technically illegal act, I created my own underground network through blackmail.

Considering that The World went global, it meant I technically controlled all the underground societies, mafia and such. All those contacts I could use and did. *Evil laugh*

Anyway, I forgot to mention something in the previous chapter, I'm also part vampire.

Which kinda adds to my mind magic and reflexes. Oh yeah, also part dragon. ( Don't ask, just don't ask. )

Before you face palm and ask if I'm anything else, I will admit, I don't know, although I suspect being part goblin with my obsession with money.

So, as well as being an unnaturally smart freak, with unnaturally amount of creature blood, who is also obsessed with music and art -

You know what, I'm gonna get to the point. I can jump universes, time travel and control time.

Technically, I have a bunch of abilities to use to gain knowledge.

I've been to the Stone Age and yes, people do act like apes as well as grunt a lot. Ice age was all saber tooth tigers and mammoths.

I ended up getting bored as well as a cold from travelling between 2 such different climates. and accidentally sneezed while going back to my original time and therefore discovered my ability to travel across parallel universes.

Oh yeah, that was when I was about 11.

My ability to control time came in handy as I made it that every year I spent in another time or universe, it would be 1 second in my original time.

It also meant that my body could not change until I returned to my original time, so when I went to Hogwarts during it's prime learning directly from the founders, I never aged, imagine sitting in class with a 11 year old looking student when you're 18.

Now imagine that 'kid' getting top marks every year. Not fun, but I became very good friends with the founders.

My next time travel incident was when Nicholas Flamel was creating the Philosopher's Stone. Unknown to anyone but Nicholas and Perenelle, I helped the Flamels develop the stone and actually know how to make one.

After learning all I probably could about the wizarding world, I returned to my own time and continued my studies until now, the creation of Second Life.

All so called NPCs are actually occlumens I trained myself. Its part of the reality thing. Occlumens not only have the ability to block their mind, but can organise it to have 2 consciousnesses.

This is what all my students ( I think I can call them that) are trained to do. Their specially designed game helmets by moi let them have 2 characters, one ' Real Life ' character and one NPC.

Most usually set one consciousness on auto pilot as the NPC and mainly focus on the player character, but there are occasionally ones who like to retort when players insult them, one who is Severus Snape.

You might question why he is not a potions master in Hogwarts and spying on Death Eaters for Dumblebutt.

Simple, I killed Dumblebutt and Baldyshorts in the future. And brought him back. I know i shouldn't do that but I need someone to supervise while I'm at uni.

You know, Snape is not actually the greasy git everyone thinks he is, he's a dark veela, they only go nice and pretty when they're near their mate.

And Snapey-poo's mate just happened to be Reggie Black.

Which ended up with me travelling through time till before Reggie died and dragging him out of the goddamn retarded cave Voldie put his Horcrux in.

After Reg and ex-greasy git reunited, Snape turned into his pretty self and there was a sparkly moment where the world just revolved around them, I made Snape my second-in-command for the occlumens, I got him to start training the supposedly dead wizards I pulled from random parallel worlds, which included many Voldermorts, Sirius', Lily and James', Remus' and some innercircle death eaters.

I didn't like the others including Dumbles.

After reprimanding Voldies for the billionth time about trying to take over my gaming system, I crashed into their minds and just planted the command "DO NOT DESTROY KAI'S SPECIAL GAMING HELMETS OR THERE WILL BE PAIN"

Considering one of them was stupid enough to ignore it, I set him under the cruciatus and manipulated time so that particular Voldie would continuously go through it without dying.

As I turned back to the rest of the universe travellers, I got many questioning looks and just planted what I did and what was going on in their minds.

Then Sirius got that questioning look on his face. I silenced him.

Then my sister burst in.

And all hell broke loose.

PLS R&R if u want more 'cause I personally think my writing is horrible and still trying to figure out how I passed English.