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The first thing Randy, Shawn, and Hunter did once they had arrived in the gardening section was find a sucker for their plan.

"I say we do it to him." Randy whispered, the three of them huddled together in the middle of the aisle.

He was pointing at a fat man that reminded all of them of Paul Heyman, but he didn't have the stupid ponytail. He was picking out some hedge clippers at the moment, but none of the wrestlers thought about those being used as a weapon against them.

"Fine, Orton, but you take something from her cart." Shawn told him, pointing at a bleach blond that had more skin showing than clothing.

She was speaking with an obnoxious voice to someone on the phone, which only allowed Randy more time to do the mischievous thing he was going to do.

"Easy as pie."

He crept towards the woman's cart and picked out some of her bra's, a packet of tampons, a packet of other 'womanly' things, and a girly magazine with Zack Ryder on the cover.

"Radio Magazines Hottest Guy of the Television?" He asked himself, reading from the magazine. "I'll never understand women." He whispered, shaking his head.

With that he crept back towards the man's cart, dropped the things in, picked out a 'Manly' magazine, some cigarettes and cheap hair gel, and silently made his way back to the woman's cart. There, once he made sure she was still distracted with her phone, he dropped the things in and smirked at Shawn and Hunter.

"How many points is that?" He whispered, creeping back towards them.

"Well, it's two people you did it to. With three items on Walrus and four on Barbie, and with how they're going to start yelling at the employees..." Hunter muttered, then smiled, "That's six points."

The three men high fived, then Shawn said, "Come on, I'm starving."

Both Hunter and Randy shared a look, wondering where Shawn led them towards, but quickly smiled as they saw an employee eating nachos at the end of a bike aisle.

"I'll do this," He said, walking away, but quickly coming back. "Get ready to run." He warned, then went to the employee that was eyeing him while munching.

"How may I help you?" The man said, albeit reluctantly.

Shawn smiled sweetly at him, then quickly grabbed the nachos from his hand and dipped a handful in cheese. "Thank you, man! I'm starving!" He said, then smashed the food into his mouth.

The man only stared at Shawn as the taller ate his food, his eyes wide in shock and disappointment... "Those are my nachos!" He yelled after Shawn's second serving, making the other raise an eyebrow.

"Really, man? Don't you think you should've told me that before you gave them to me?" Shawn asked, acting as if he were annoyed by the man's stupidity.

"Dude! You just stole the nachos! From my hand!"

Shawn only smiled a cheesy smile, and said, "Oh, well, see ya later, partner!" With that he took off running, Randy and Hunter following after a few steps behind.

They laughed as they ran, none of them believing what had just happened. "How many points is that, Hunt?" He asked once they were far away enough from the screams of the employee they had left behind.

As he laughed, he gasped out, "Four points!"

Randy chuckled after this, and said, "That makes it eleven points. We're going to beat those slackers in no time."

After they were done with this, Hunter smirked, ran to the front desks and grabbed an M&M's, then went to the lay away desk.

"What are you going to do, Hunt?" Shawn asked, a little out of breath after all the running.

He smirked at his friends, then said, "Oh, you'll see, Shawny, you'll see."

With that he greeted the woman, then, with a very serious face, said, "I would like to put these M&M's in lay away, please."

The woman looked from him to the candy with a shocked face, but before she could say anything, three security guards walked up to them, another three holding onto a hyper and happy Sheamus, a calm Zack, and a struggling Hornswoggle.

"Excuse me, Marta, but we'll be needing your customers to be leaving." The tallest one said in a deep voice, the movement his moustache made whenever he spoke making Shawn chuckle. "Is there anything funny, Sir?"

Shawn hid his mouth behind his hand, and shook his head. "Nothing at all, Mister Cop Sir."

The man nodded, his sunglasses glinting dangerously, then turned to the rest. "We'll be needing you to leave if you do not want to go to jail."

The members of DX frowned at this, looked at each other, then smirked. "Boys, how about doing something that'll give both teams points?"

The three men wondered what it was while Hornswoggle nodded crazily. "Yeah, yeah, yeah!"

Then, before any of the guards could make sense of what was happening, Hunter threw Randy at the three free ones while Shawn kicked the chins of the rest. "Run, boys!" Hunter yelled, grabbing Randy in a fireman carry while running away.

Hornswoggle kicked the guard that carried him with glee, clapped some, then was whisked away by Zack. "Let's go, Leprechaun!"

The men ran towards the front of the store, Sheamus giggling wildly as he picked up random stuff he wanted at the moment, and laughed once they reached the car.

"I can't believe we did that to some cops!" Zack said, putting Hornswoggle down on his feet.

"I can!" Shawn yelled back, smiling at the boys.

Hunter finally put Randy down, who was rubbing at his shoulders. "I can't believe you threw me at them as if I were collateral or something."

Hunter only nudged him, and while smiling, said, "Oh, come on, boy, you can't be that surprised."

Randy looked up at him with his own smile, then agreed. "You're right, I'm not. You've done worse."

"Come on, boys. We have to go before those fatsoes get to their right senses." Shawn told them, getting into the passengers seat.

One by one they all piled in, Hunter in the drivers seat. The only noise in the car was Sheamus' giggles as he ate his pixie sticks.

"Hey, Hunt?" Shawn asked as they reached a red light, curious about something.

Hunter looked at him, "Yeah?"

"What happened to the M and M's?" He asked.

Hunter smirked at him, then slowly produced the bag he had tried to put on lay-away. "If I want something, then gosh darn it, I will have it."

And with these words, everyone in the car broke into fits of laughter.

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