After Big E.'s attack on Zack, most of his friends were on high alert... Well... Most but Hornswoggle. Sure, he was pissy and attacking anyone that spoke about Zack, but he was still trying to get the rest of the guys to have some fun. Right now he was tugging at Hunter's pant leg, trying to get his attention, while the older man glared at what was in front of him.
"Not now, Hornswoggle. I have to figure out if we use feathers or fire on Big E." Hunter told him, waving the leprechaun off.
Hornswoggle frowned at him, then kicked his shin and walked out of his office. Hunter looked up from the paper, noticed that Hornswoggle was finally gone, then shrugged. "Fire would be dangerous... But then again, the bastard deserves the worst..."
While Hunter continued trying to figure this dilemma out Hornswoggle was trying to find someone to take him to Walmart. Yes, he still wanted to continue playing the game, and even more now that Zack was hurt. He just had to get more points for his team!
He looked high and low through the WWE, different stars either brushing him off, pushing him away, or making him leave in a nicer way. As he sulked through the halls of the locker room area, his pout increasing as the seconds passed by, Daniel Bryan and Kane walked by, but stopped when they noticed him.
"Hey, Hornswoggle, what's wrong?" Daniel asked, kneeling next to him and looking him in the eyes.
Hornswoggle was still pouting, his eyes reflecting his sadness, and he did a Triple H breathing motion. Daniel scrunched his eyes, trying to figure out what it was, which made Kane sigh. The tallest man there kneeled down, and asked, "Triple H, right?"
Hornswoggle nodded, then did a pushing motion. "Okay." Kane said, which made Hornswoggle continue doing his motions. Then he did a high kick, which made Kane continue nodding.
Hornswoggle continued doing different motions while Kane nodded, leaving Daniel to wonder what was going on. At the end of this game of charades Kane was frowning deeply, and Hornswoggle was fuming in anger.
"What's going on?" Daniel asked, looking from the leprechaun to the monster.
Kane scratched his chin as he got up, then looked down at his tag team partner. "Well, after Zack got attacked by Big E. Hunter and Shawn have been ignoring him, Sheamus, John, and Randy are busy looking after him, the rest of the wrestlers have pushed him away, and he has nothing to do and nobody will listen to him." Kane translated, which made Daniel's eyes widen.
Hornswoggle crossed his arms and nodded once, confirming Kane's tale. "You got all that from sporadic gestures?!"
Kane nodded at this, then did something unexpected and picked Hornswoggle up. "Hey, one of your favorite games was getting in trouble in Walmart, right?"
Hornswoggle nodded, a smile growing as he thought about what Kane could mean. "What are you thinking, Kane?" Daniel asked, also wondering what the older man thought.
The smirk that was sent his way made shivers go up his spine, mostly because nothing good ever came whenever Kane smirked. "Who gave you the most recent list, Hornswoggle?" Kane asked, completely ignoring Daniel.
"Hey! I'm right here, you know? The least you could do is answer me!" Daniel yelled at him, jumping up and down as Hornswoggle did his impersonation of Kaitlyn.
"Kaitlyn?" Kane asked, smirking on the inside as Daniel got madder. It was always fun to bother the Goat. "Makes sense... She's always doing something to get you in trouble. Wanna go get her?" He asked the leprechaun, who nodded.
"I'm still here, ya big oaf! Are you deaf or something?" Daniel yelled, jumping around in circles. "Right here! Here! Right! Here!" He pointed at himself, which made Kane roll his eyes.
"Shut up, Goat Face. Now come on, we have a Diva to kidnap."
With that Kane walked away from his partner, leaving Daniel with a confused face... "I thought Lita wasn't anywhere near us today..."
After they had picked up Kaitlyn- more like ambushed her, tied her up, and thrown her into the car- the three men were off to Walmart, Hornswoggle finally smiling after a long period of sadness. Daniel still wasn't sure about what was going on, but allowed things to continue because he wanted to see what was going on. Who wouldn't when a monster tried to help a leprechaun get happy once more?
"Okay, so, Kaitlyn, I'm going to take this duct tape off your mouth, but you cannot scream." Kane told them after they had parked, the cover of the night shielding them from prying eyes.
They had the luck to run into a Walmart that was open 24 hours, which was perfect for them right now.
The Diva glared at him, but still nodded, not wanting to stay bound a second longer. Slowly Kane took off the tape, which made her hiss in pain. "Why are you kidnapping me, Kane? Did I somehow end up in your list of crushes?"
Kane rolled his eyes at the jab at his old loves, and said, "Of course not, Kaitlyn. You're here because Hornswoggle got a hold of your list and now we need to know what to do to make him happy... Besides, you're not my type."
Kaitllyn decided to ignore the last thing he said, then turned to Hornswoggle, who was now looking away from her, acting like his cute and shy self. "Aw, don't worry, 'Swoggle, I'll help you get in trouble in Walmart." She told him, then glared at Kane. "You could've said that first, and I would've gone with you without a fight."
Now this time Daniel popped in, smiling at her. "Now what would be the fun in that?"
Kaitlyn only shook her head at this, then said, "Let me free and I'll help."
As soon as all of the wrestlers were out of the car, Hornswoggle explained the game, and Kane translated for him.
"So, wait, does that mean you, me, and Kaitlyn are a team and Hornswoggle's gaining point for his own, or is he now our teammate?" Daniel asked, confused on this part.
Kane turned to Horswoggle, who gibbered and moved in his own way, then said, "He's going to be gaining points for his own team, but he'll also be helping us."
Daniel nodded, the smiled evilly and said, "I got dibs on super gluing stuff on the floor!" With that he took off running into Walmart, leaving the rest of the adults smiling after him.
"I'm going to do the least illegal thing on my list and watch some TV." Kaitlyn told Kane, who nodded. "Maybe you could scare the crap out of some people, big guy."
With that she also walked in, leaving Kane with Hornswoggle. Both men stared after her retreating form, then Hornswoggle tugged on Kane's pant leg. "What do you say we grab some carts, fill 'em with stuff, then leave them lying around?" Kane asked him, already walking to the carts.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah!" Hornswoggle grunted happily, running ahead of him to climb onto the cart.
He stood up, raised his arms to his side, and grunted, "King of the world!" As Kane walked them around.
So, as these four cause havoc on this city's Walmart, let's have a recap: Triple H, Shawn Michaels, and Randy Orton are one team and they have twenty one points, Zack, Hornswoggle, and Sheamus are another and have twenty six points, Zack is out of commission because of an evil man, his friends are plotting against said man, and now Kane, Daniel Bryan, and Kaitlyn are a team... Wow... Those poor, unsuspecting employees...
"Daniel! Stop that! You don't hit employees with ninja stuff!" Kaitlyn scolded, stopping Daniel's attack on a sniveling man. "You do it with Nerf stuff!" She yelled, suddenly producing a Nerf sword and starting to smack that man with it. While Daniel hit him with nun chucks.
Again, those poor employees...
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