"Good news, Zacky!" Daniel announced as the three teammates walking into his room, throwing Sheamus to the side as they did so.

Zack sat up on the bed, his ribs hurting him as he did so, and asked, "What do you mean?"

Sheamus grumbled at them as he picked himself up and sat down on one of the plastic tables, somewhat annoyed at the wrestlers that had just entered. Daniel bounced onto Zack bed and sat down, while Kaitlyn and Kane just stood to the side.

"We have just entered the Walmart contest, Zacky boy!" Daniel exclaimed, making Zack's brain stop for a second.

Then he processed what the bearded man said and smiled brightly. "Really? That's awesome, bro! Now we can really hit up the Walmart's and win points!"

Daniel nodded excitedly, then Kaitlyn stepped forward. "Uh, guys? I'm sorry to tell you this, but our team can't go to Walmart for some time."

Zack and Sheamus looked at her questioningly, and Kane answered, "Daniel and Kaitlyn decided it would be a good idea to harass some employees with toy weapons, and now our pictures have been sent to every single Walmart in the United States and Canada saying that we're not allowed to return until next month."

Zack chuckled at this while Daniel pouted and Sheamus only shook his head. "Ye have one day alone, an' yer already the biggest enemies ta Walmarts in the US."

Kaitlyn only smiled sweetly at this, then turned as there was a knock on the door. "Come in." She called, not even giving Sheamus or Zack time to think about it.

In walked Hunter, Shawn, and John, Hunter carrying a happy Hornswoggle with him. "What's up, bros?" Zack asked, smiling as Hornswoggle climbed unto his lap.

Hunter also smiled at this, saying, "The doctor's say you're ready to go, we only have to sign some stuff then you can make it to tonight's RAW."

Zack seemed to get sad at this, but he quickly recovered when Hornswoggle tapped his shoulder and started gesturing their story, along with translations from Kane and commentary from Kaitlyn. As he saw this, Hunter smack Shawn and made them go outside.

"What's wrong, Hunt?" Shawn asked, wondering what was up with his best friend.

"I'm worried about Zack. I don't know, Shawny, but it's like he gets sad whenever we mention anything that has to do with WWE."

Shawn sighed and nodded, "You noticed too, huh?"

"What do you think this could be?" Hunter asked, now whispering as some doctors walked past them.

"Maybe he just needs a break. I mean, he went from having a title and getting good fights to losing to the worst of 'em. That's not an easy change, Hunt." Shawn told him, sounding extremely wise.

Hunter nodded, then smiled evilly. "I know that smile, Hunt, and nothing good ever comes out of it." Then Shawn smiled evilly too. "What are you thinking?"

"The kid just needs to cheer up! So I'm thinking we show him just how much fun someone can have backstage."

Shawn nodded, then said, "We'll need about five cans of whip-cream, four or five fake mustaches, a lot of those Brawling Buddies they're selling now-a-days, whoopie cushions, whistles, and some fake passports that say we're Mexican."

Hunter looked at him incredulously, then nodded. "Fine, I can get most of that stuff, but Mexican passports? Why do we need that for?"

Shawn sighed and shook his head, patting Hunter's shoulder. "I understand that you're not the sharpest tool in the shed, Hunter, so I'll just tell you. We need those passports for if we get in trouble, we can run away to Mexico."

"Oh!" Hunter gasped, "You go ahead and start getting the stuff, and I'll work on springing Zack and getting some help."

Shawn nodded, then they both separated, Hunter smiling as he saw Daniel and Hornswoggle teaming against Sheamus.

"Okay, who's ready to leave?" He asked, then found Hornswoggle running into his arms while nodding and grunting. "I guess you are."

"Bro, where are we going?" Zack asked as he was lead down some halls blind-folded, the man steering him being none other than Triple H.

"That's a surprise, kid." Hunter answered, wearing a fake mustache.

"Yeah, and you can't ruin a surprise, Zack." Kaitlyn told him, wearing her own mustache.

Hunter had gone to her for help after they arrived in the stadium, to which she quickly agreed. Who would pass up a chance to wear a mustache? An idiot, that's who.

"Yeah, but this blind-fold itches." Zack told them, scratching his nose.

"Surprise!" Suddenly Shawn jumped out, holding one bag in each hand.

"Okay, Zack, open your eyes." Hunter told him, taking off the blindfold.

The first thing Zack saw was Shawn wearing a fake mustache, then he noticed the bags and the fact that he was back to wearing DX gear, but his mind was stuck on one fact.

"Why are you all wearing mustaches?"

Hunter shook his head at this, while Kaitlyn only smiled and smack one onto Zack's face. "Now you're wearing one, too!"

Zack looked down in shock at the toy, then looked up as Shawn wrapped an arm around his shoulders. "Well, Zacky, to answer your unasked question, we're going to do everything possible to make you happy again."

Zack raised an eyebrow at this, then found Shawn shoving the bags into his hands. "Pick your poison, Pretty Boy!"

He only looked inside, not wanting to spur any more of the groups insanity, and found some objects that he wondered just what they were doing there. "A Rey Mysterio Brawling Buddy?" He asked, raising it.

And Kaitlyn quickly snatched out of his hands, "He chose the Buddies! Quick, who do we attack?"

"Whoah! Attack?" Zack asked, only to be ignored.

"We're not going to simply attack someone, Kaitlyn." Shawn started, followed by Hunter. "We are going to scar them so horribly that they're going to run away from whichever wrestler the buddy belongs to."

Kaitlyn nodded, then Zack asked, "What are we going to do now?"

Hunter and Kaitlyn growled at him, then Shawn stepped forward. "Let me do this, guys. I don't want you killing the person we're trying to cheer up. Zack, come here." He lead the younger man to the side, all the while Hunter and Kaitlyn spoke about battle tactics.

"Zack, we're going to prank someone in here with those Brawling Buddies; which are the weapons you picked out; while wearing our awesome disguises so nobody can recognize us."

The first thought that crossed Zack's mind was that the old timers had finally lost it. The second one was that he should run away and call the police, but he did neither, seeing how Kaitlyn grabbed them and dragged them towards the locker rooms.

"Okay, we've decided who we're going to prank!" She announced, then lifted a Dolph Ziggler Buddy.

Zack cocked his head and asked, "But isn't Ziggler out?"

She smacked him over the head with the toy, and Hunter said, "We're going to prank AJ, Zack. All the while using the Dolph dolls to really drive her crazy."

"Oh." Zack said, then asked, "Aren't we going to get in trouble with Mr. McMahon?"

"Not unless nobody recognizes us. And there's no way they will, seeing how our disguises are so awesome!" Shawn said, jumping up because of how happy he was right now.

"They're only mustaches! There's no way nobody's not going to recognize us!"

"Hush up if you don't want to get hurt."

And Zack stayed quiet as he was dragged away, quietly regretting leaving the hospital with these nutjobs.

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