Author's Note: I own only my OCs, everything is the BBC's.

Johnson woke up to the foggy image of the ugly thing, no a boy, kneeling in front of him outing away a strange device. He didn't get a good look at it or him, his vision was blurred.

But he could see a odd glowing blue key board and screen with odd glowing blue circuits running along the boy's arm and up his shoulder, and the boy typing on it.

"Vitals normal for a dirty ape, mental waves seem the norm, but vision seems to be temporally impaired. It'll pass in a moment, once the distortion leaves him. Manny! How's the system?"

Johnson noticed that the console was glowing blue. A blue glowing ball came on screen and a voice came out of the speakers, supposedly Manny.

"Overloading it now, Engi." "Good job, now that he is fine we can leave."

The supposed Engi stated as he stood up still typing on the blue keyboard.

"Right what about the Homo Sapiens Metolephs?" The blue ball stated.

"Manny, you do know you can call them apes or even humans right?" Engi told Manny.

The glow started to dim and completely leave the console as a glowing blue, holographic sphere came out, Johnson assumed this was Manny. A bright :P emoticon projected in front of it.

"I know, but it makes me feel smart." Manny said matter-a-factly. Johnson's vision cleared and he could see that Manny was a ball of glowing holographic circuits, with a holographic outer shell with an eye-like area where the emoticon was projected.

He could also see that the boy was sort of tallish, with dark brown hair, glasses, a watch, wearing a pair of jeans, also wearing a shirt, and a pead coat. But the thing that stood out was his eyes, the pupils were fractured and jagged, the irises were a mix of color like a quilt stitched together all the same thing but no two parts were the same.

His eyes were not those of a sane man. They told a story, a story of unimaginable lost and hate, and the last refuge of insanity.

"Manny. Your the most enhanced T.M. ever made… Of course your smart." Engi said.

"See if you can't call yourself over here."

"Right-O!" Manny stated projecting a :D.

"And stop with the emoticons! It's getting old."

"I do what I want!"

A :) being projected.

"Manny!"

A D: being projected.

"Fine!" Engi threw his hands up, "Just call your self over here!"

"I'm already outside Engi."

Johnson watched the proceedings flabbergasted, 'What the hell is going on?' He thought. The console exploded in a shower of sparks.

"That's our queue, come on ape. Up and at 'em." Engi said lifting Johnson from off the floor.

"What the hell is going on!?"

Johnson yelled at him.

"Oi! I'm trying to help you! Don't yell at me!" Engi said.

"Engi, we got to go!" Manny screeched.

"Got it! Lets go ape!" Engi replied.

Half carrying Johnson out of the door. Johnson saw something strange when the left the room, a white door with multiple locks on it and a black thirteen on it.

Engi opened the door and Johnson was speechless. The inside was a large room big enough to hold at least 8 large adult elephants. A long glass cylinder in the middle of the room held a odd vortex of lightning bolts and swirling energies. And a console surrounded the cylinder, with patchwork 'upgrades' on it. Random tables, chests, and drawers were scattered around with random contraptions on them.

Engi turned around, spreading out his hands an said, "Welcome to the TARDIS #13, I am the Engineer. So what do ya think?"

Please Rate and Review, leave ideas for what you want Johnson it ask The Engineer. EX. Something you are confused about...