A/N: Sorry about the delay, I own none on the Doctor Who universe.

"What the hell just HAPPENED!?" Johnson screamed at the Engineer's calm figure.

"Well, first I just saved your butt. Second, I killed about 73 Artisans. Then, I overloaded the generator and blew up the underground base full of your friends and co-workers. Annnnd I think that's it…" He said, scratching his head.

Manny popped out of a drawer, "What do you mean YOU overloaded the generator? I was the one crawling around in the code!" Manny interjected.

"Well I killed the people trying to mess with it!" Engi replied.

"Shut up Engi! I had to swim, SWIM, in those vile Artisans' code! You have no idea how-"

"Shut up both of you! Who are these Artisans that your talking about, and WHO ARE YOU?!" Johnson screamed at them.

"Oh, I'm the Engineer, he's Manny. What's tripping you up? This pretty self-explanatory…" Engi explained pointing to himself and Manny.

"Engi." Manny said to the bumbling boy.

"Yes, my holographic friend that is my only hold on my sanity, what can I do for you?" He replied happily.

"Shut up, NOW." Manny said angrily.

"Ok!" Engi said chipperly.

"Thank you-"

"No problem!" Manny projected a '...'.

"Just get to the point, please Manny." Johnson said in to his hand.

"Ok, so lets start with me and Engi. I'm an advanced intelligence that resides with in this ship, this ship can travel thru time and space. The Engineer is an alien warrior that I follow around to make sure he doesn't mess my body." Manny said as he hovered in front of the console.

"Wait, but he looks human." Johnson inquired. "He would say you look timelish." Manny replied.

"Timelish?" "His race, and my creators are called Time Lords. Your taking this quiet well, I expected you to freak out." Manny said projecting a ':D'.

Johnson replied, "I work at UNIT, they trained us for this."

"Well you WorkED at UNIT, they assume you are dead. :/"

"Wait what?"

"Me and Engi blew up your base, it was taken over by Artistes."

"What are Artistes? You said that name before..." Johnson said no longer looking at Manny, but now at Engi who was banging on one of the contraptions in the room. Johnson assumed he was trying to 'improve' it.

"Artistes are the things that attacked you. They are obsessed with perfection, everything is an art to them. Even talking and fighting."

"What do they wan-" The Engineer suddenly erupted with noise.

"Let's goooo allllreeeaaadyyyy!" He sprinted up to the console and started to flick switches and push buttons at seaming random.

"Is he sane?" Johnson asked inspecting the frantic Engineer.

"Eh, he kinda floats in between the two, he can be come extremely focused sometimes. Honestly, when he saved you he was more focused then ever." Manny replied.

Engi pulled a big leaver, which made the tube in the middle crackle with lighting and make a whirling noise. He then pulled a hand gun out of his jacket and threw it at Johnson.

"To match your other one." He said pointing to the identical one at Johnson's hip.

"Wait what did you do?" Johnson asked the boy as he started for the door.

"I flew us to the Artistes main barge. We gonna blow it ups!" He said looking back with a smile.

"Ummmm, how exactly are we to do that?" Johnson said as he pulled out his handgun and compared it to the one Engi gave him.

"Manny will overload power stations and I'll kill many Artistes on the way." Engi replied as he opened the door. The hallway outside was made from some sort of a golden metal. It was angular and curved, making a hallway lined with engraved walls.

Only thing that took away from the wonder was a squad of 20 Artisans trotting down the hall.

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