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Tony was against the idea, he couldn't believe that he was being forced into god-sitting Loki. He couldn't believe it! And he blamed Fury!
Tony hated the guy, Loki, because he caused him to start having night terrors, he nearly died, but above all he messed with his baby. He used Stark Tower as his own personal beacon for the aliens, who also destroyed his baby.
And not to mention every time that he wants to go get a drink he has to see a Loki shaped hole in his floor!
"Ugh...JARVIS tell me again why is it me that has to pick Prancer?" Tony asked his AI.
"Sir, its because Mr. Banner and Mr. Rogers are away at the current moment and Mr. Barton and Ms. Romanov are still holding grudges against Mr. Laufeyson."
"Laufeyson? I thought his last name was Odinson?"
"Sir, need I remind you Mr. Odinson said that Mr. Laufeyson was adopted?"
"Adopted? So he is like their pet?"
"Sir? You missed the turn."
Tony rolled his eyes and turned the car around and pulled into the parking garage.
When he found a spot to park he exited his car and locked it, making his way to S.H.I.E.L.D's main base.
Once inside he spotted Director Fury right away, Tony glared and crossed his arms as he walked up to the man.
"So where's Rudolph?"
Fury gave him a questioning look, clearly he was unaware of Starks many nicknames for Loki. "Loki is getting ready to depart. He'll be joining us shortly."
Tony nods before tilting his head to the side "Tell me, why is it that we are the ones stuck baby-sitting a terrorist? I thought he was punished back on Asgard? And why is it that, that guy is always playing Galaga?"
Fury looked up in time to see a young man switch his screen back to files "To answer your questions It's because your the only ones that was able to defeat him, as of Asgard, apparently they didn't do such a good job spanking him."
"I still don't like it..."
"I formed the Avengers as a group to protect and defend those who are unable to defend themselves and if that means baby sitting a alien that has issues then I'll gladly dump him on you."
Suddenly the hiss of sliding doors filled the room and both Fury and Tony turned only to see a guard walk out holding a leash at the other end was Loki with a metal collar around his neck, his hands were chained and he had a ankle bracelet on his left leg.
Tony smirked as the guard gave him the leash, he laughed and point a finger in Loki's face "So your going to be the Avengers pet?" Tony laughed.
Loki glared and did something he rarely ever did, he bit Tony's finger.
The billionaire jumped and pulled his hand back shaking it as if to shake off the pain "Now I need a rabies shot. He doesn't have anything I need to worry about? Like...rabies?"
Loki only glared as Fury appeared unfazed by Tony's humor.
Tony frowned and looked at the ankle bracelet "Is that incase Fido runs away we can find him?" Tony joked.
"That's for S.H.I.E.L.D we can monitor his movements from within Stark Tower, we will know where you are and what your doing every second of your miserable life."
Loki only scowled.
"Be careful Stark. I don't know how he's doing it but he is causing chaos and destruction around the world without physically being there."
Fury waved them off to leave and Stark tugged on the leash, forcing Loki to follow.
"I always wanted a dog." Tony teased "Your jokes are unamusing and not very effective of degrading me..."
"Oh come on, you didn't find at least one degrading?" he said to the trickster. Loki rolled his eyes.
The twosome reached Tony's car, and Loki looked at it curiously, true he seen cars when he was last here but he was being controlled so he didn't think much of it.
But now he wasn't being controlled and the large metal carriages looked interesting. He ran a hand over the sleek body and smiled "You like that? Maybe if you behave I'll teach you how to drive." Tony said entering the car.
Loki looked puzzled, how was he suppose to get inside this thing? There wasn't a door handle and the windows were rolled up. He suddenly leapt back as the door opened upward "Come on Cinderella, your carriage awaits." Tony taunted him.
The ride home was different...Tony felt like he was riding in a car with a child, for Loki kept messing with the buttons on the dashboard while in the front seat. He had to admit it was funny seeing Loki react to the radio, AC, and seatwarmer...especially to the radio, and seatwarmer. Tony wasn't entirely sure about what they had on Asgard but he assumed it wasn't technology.
So to keep Loki from destroying his car he began a conversation.
"So Loki...how are you doing it?"
Loki looked away from the radio and glared, he knew what he was talking about. "Are you taking Fury's side? You don't believe that I am not the one responsible?" he snapped his green eyes flashing with anger.
"I don't know any other Loki...unless you count ones in the movies and TV." Tony said plainly.
Loki looked confused "TV?" he asked out of pure curiosity.
Tony loved how he could easily distract Loki with terms he didn't know.
"Anyway, I don't know who to believe but I know one thing I don't trust you."
"AND WHY NOT!? I haven't done a single thing!" Loki shouted in pure anger, outside the window both witnessed a large building spontaneously combust, glass flew everywhere and flames shout out of the windows as it collapsed, the flames swallowed up cars and trees that stood near by.
Loki's jaw dropped when he realized his magic was awaking, so far its only his birth magic, so its the magic that reacts to his emotions.
Tony glared at him, a look that says "Fury is right" and a sign that Loki shouldn't question further.
"That was because it was within range, how can I destroy buildings miles and miles away?" Loki babbled trying to claim innocence.
Tony didn't answer back he continued to drive, silencing Loki with short and quick noises until Loki glared and sank in his seat.
The rest of the ride was quiet.
Hey guys if you want to see a specific set up done to Loki just tell me
