Little Red's Blast 'Em Blog
Heyyyy, everybody! It has been quite a while since I've written here, hasn't it? I suppose I need to "come back from the dead", you could say. ;) Actually, guys, I feel like I'm forgetting to do someone's request. Because I took so long...and this little shit decided to spill his coffee all over my evil notes when he was in my room, so I don't remember much from the requests I may or may not have promised to do later.
Responses to my amazing Lil Red Supporters
Zame Zelder: Noo...why should you feel sorry for them? Those pathetic idiots had it coming to them, did they not? I mean, they have secrets practically BEGGING to be revealed! Doesn't everyone? Even me, right? I have one big secret...NO ONE KNOWS WHO I AM! And it's just BEGGING to be revealed, but...I think I'll keep it hidden for a while longer, yea? Ahh...from now on, I'll keep up with every message sent to me! Everyone needs to have their fair share of the glory here, am I right? You guys give me someone to harass, and I offer you the pleasure of their embarrassment. It's sheer genius. *dark laughter alongside you*
MikazukiMirai: I'm rooting for Rin, too, man! I heard some pretty interesting things during that fight, anyways. I'll have to keep you all posted on their ridiculous fights, huh? They seem to be some of the most popular ones, anyway. ((TAKE THAT, MIKU!)) Iroha, huh? You want me to spy on her? Awwuh...she's so precious, so innocent, so unsuspecting...I LOVE IT! YOU ARE ONE DEVIOUS MASTERMIND!
Rosie-chan: Toomuchtoomuchtoomuch INFORMATION! Just kidding; there's never such thing as 'too much information' for me. ;) Hm...I dunno if I can ship him too you. If someone caught me trying to shove the poor idiot into that crate where he belongs, I'm sure it would seem MORE than a little suspicious, dontcha think? Don't feel bad, sweetheart. I don't know his birthday either. I only know the birthdays of two of us here off the top of my head - and that would be myself, and my best friend and baby~ I'll be seein' ya!
StormyKittens: Oh, I'm not implying that something happens when Oliver and Olivia are in the same room. I'm saying they've NEVER been in the same room together. In other words...could Oliver possibly be a genius little Brit who happens to have one hell-uv-a crossplaying talent? (: And w-w-whaaat? N-No need to get hasty in making guesses about my real name, now...ehehehe.
NeaLureKamui: Sure! Yuuma's cute. I have to admit that, and I can't say that I exactly have a problem with occasionally being shipped with him ;) Oh, yea, Rin's like a little punishment goddess, if you know what I mean... ohohoho. ;)
Misa Kagekatsu: Grr...sometimes this site can be a bit glitch, yea? I understand...Mizune's told me the same thing happened to her before. Awwuh! You read my blog so early in the morning? Doesn't that just make me get all warm and fuzzy inside? :3 (Oh please, no one cares about that little blonde diva's laptop. They'll all be at each other's throats for the whole length of this blog - and that just makes it really funny, yea? ...did you just indirectly guess my name? ...and...it's...right? There was a reference? I didn't notice that...see, I don't like Teto's voice that much (no offense, girl!) so I've never heard that song you mentioned. Oh, well, everyone already knows about Oliver...now it's just time to figure out what everyone will DO about it. I'm sure Rin wouldn't have a problem with you helping her get revenge on him...but, er...I think she's taken care of that herself, mostly. More on that later. Meiko it is! (:
SavageGenius15: Oh...*waves hand* Hehehe...you guys and your ridiculous guesses...
MikazukiMirai: You get a second reply :D Tell your friend I said hi, even though I just don't know who she is. For offering support, she deserves love. :D As I've said many times before in the other replies, I think Rin's gotten her revenge ;) Don't be shocked at anything these idiots do. They're really bizarre...I feel a little bit sorry for myself for having to live in the same mansion...
XxKingArthurIIIxX: O-Oh! Thank you! I didn't realize it was THAT good! Honestly, I wasn't too pleased with it at first - but if you say so... :D You want me to spy on Kiyo-Sensei? Ohohoho...that's so naughty of me...I'LL DO IT. And the others, pshh, yea. No biggie! Thanks for the support!
Children of Light: LEN HAD IT COMING TO HIM, SO DON'T FEEL SORRY FOR THE IDIOT. Lily and IA, huh? Sure thing!
Rinny's Revenge
So you all know of Len's naughty sexual acts with the other girls of the Vocaloid mansion, right? (Yes, Piko, that includes you.) How he'd sneak into their rooms and...well, you can figure out the rest. Details don't matter here, but they certainly will matter when I explain the ENTIRETY of Rin's revenge on her whorish mirror image.
I'm really on that girl's side right now, because damn, I swear to you, any person (male or female) that can hear Len sounding like THAT and manage to NOT give him what he's begging for...well, that's some pretty good willpower.
Oh, she sure as hell punished the dumbass blond, and on top of that, she certainly added some well-needed spice to that relationship! I applaud you, Rinny! I don't think you deserve any bashing for this; in fact, once I'm done with this piece, unless it's in someone's quote, your name will never come up again, Rin!
I...actually did manage to keep a camera hidden in their room, but it did get to a point where I quit watching because I certainly couldn't handle it. Even I have limits. (What? Lil Red has limits?) Yup; there are some lines that even I can't cross.
Len eventually worked up enough courage to walk into his shared room with Rin (yes, he spent a couple of nights with Kaito to avoid having to look her in the eyes, which I thought was quite amusing.) And when he did, I could tell that he hadn't expected her to be waiting for him - STILL! They just kinda looked at each other, and after a moment, he cautiously walked toward her.
Rin had been the first to speak, saying, "You could've told me if you wanted sex more, you know."
And Len stuttered too much to make out what he said clearly, but he got closer to his mirror image, and she took the opportunity to leap up and close the door before he could realize what was going on. After she locked it, she turned around to look at Len with this devilish look in her eyes that even I could see from where I placed the camera in one of the corners of the room.
Rin was quick to pin him to the bed, and the words that came out of her mouth were in such a husky - yet irritated - tone that made Len flinch. "Looks like you'll have to learn a lesson, huh, Banana Boy?" ...and something tells me that nickname wasn't meant in a very CLEAN way.
And once she whipped out the tools and yanked off his pants, I kinda panicked. But I have to admit that I never thought a boy could get his voice up that high - not even Piko, and well, you all know how his shrill, girly voice is. I mean, all the gasps and groans and pleas were just so... *shivers, and trust me, not in a bad way*
Rin, with your torture on Len, you bought yourself a "Get out of Lil Red's Blog Free Card".
But...if you still want more revenge on the guy, Misa Kagekatsu offered some duct tape and rope...and uh...I think...you ran out of that earlier when you were...yea...
Nekomura Iroha
Two people asked for me to spy on Iroha! Is she really that popular? I mean, I get that she's got the adorable face of a kitten and a lovable personality to boot, but come on. She's just background music compared to us who are reallyyyy amazing!
I guess it's just that stubborn, strong-willed personality of hers that makes everyone love her. But really, you guys. Iroha is just the lap child of Hello Kitty and Mega Man. (Thank you for giving me that mental image, StormyKittens. Much, much appreciated.)
Iroha...well, she's practically a cat. Don't get me wrong. I loveeee cats a whole lot, but Iroha. She takes it overboard, really.
I mean, what exactly is the point of those weird speaker things that cover her hands? Does she aim them at people and blast them with the magic of fluffy kittens? And if you can get past that annoying-ass voice of hers, she's actually pretty cool. I mean, her outfit is red - and red's my favorite color! ...if you couldn't tell.
Anyways, I did some digging into Iroha's daily life, and I overheard a conversation between her and SeeU.
Yea, it wasn't very interesting. All I know is that they have super boring lives of curling up together like kittens and meowing.
That's more or less a lie, I suppose. Iroha's boring. Well, aside from that time she tried to dance with Piko at one of Miku's dances. Yea, that was great. You all know how much of a klutz the USB freak is, right? Well, Iroha's like two times worse. She stepped on his toes and kept tripping over his USB until they finally just gave up because all of their effort was going into not falling flat on their faces.
Yeaaaaa.
Iroha, your're so boring.
VY2 Yuuma
Yuuma's a dumbass.
He...can't tell a girl from a boy. I know that when he first met Piko, Yuuma thought he was a girl and tried to hit on him. [Spoilers for Mizune's new collab story with a very special Shadowthorn2013; surely they won't mind me saying something...?]
It was really funny. I mean, the whole household was just watching and waiting for something amusing to happen. And Piko was far too nice to tell the guy off - because, frankly, I think he felt kinda sorry for him. I mean, who wouldn't feel sorry for Yuuma in that situation? He found a "girl" he'd practically fallen in love with, only for Piko to finally grow a pair and tell him, "Yo. I'm a dude."
{But the bromance between them lingers}
Anyways, as for recent dirt on the boy, let me start by asking you this: Isn't Mizki like his sister?
I mean, I don't really know. I don't hang out with her and Yuuma as much as I do some of the other Vocaloids. But I do know that Yuuma (recently...) has started showing signs of having this "thing" for Mizki.
And, yea, I know the Kagamines are practically twins, but they'll get all defensive and call themselves mirror images in this case, so I don't want to hear anything about how their relationship is more inappropriate than Mizki's and Yuuma's.
Anyways, I went snooping through Yuuma's room the other day when he was out with the guys. (The guys - meaning Kaito, Piko, Len, and our newest addition, Hio.)
You know, Yuuma's room looks as normal as any guy's room. He's got some video games, a bed, a shelf, a nightstand - oh, the nightstand: the Queen Mother of all places to hide your secrets from everyone else, heh heh...right?
Of course. I couldn't pass up the opportunity to look there, and so I did. If you open up the drawer, the first thing you'll see is a book - who knew he liked to read before going to bed? Oh, wait. He doesn't. It's HOLLOW. Open up that book, and there, well...it's pretty interesting. He has a lot of...revealing pictures of girls - they aren't even Vocaloids, just random girls that (I will admit) are pretty cute. There are also some unused condoms shoved in there...ah, Yuuma, you naughty boy.
Does Mizki know that you've hidden a cutesy pair of her underwear behind that book, too?
(At least, I'm assuming they're hers, because of the fan pattern on the front...Or do you just have some strange fetish we should know about, Yuu-Yuu?)
Shadowloids
I was asked to spy on the Shadowloids. Which ones? The Kagenes? Kazane? Zemai? Kurotane...?
I choose Kurotane.
But I'll just talk about him briefly.
That boy is so precious, and he's under-appreciated, too.
I mean, if you get past the fact that he tries to kill Utatane Piko in his sleep (because he's so damn jealous for some reason. I think he's got a wonderful voice, personally), then Kurotane's a really nice guy! I try to talk to him sometimes, but he's not exactly the talking type.
(But I'll get a closer look into Kuro's life if you want; I'm a bit scared of getting on his bad side...)
Thoughts?
Since I'm feeling lazy, I'll cut it off right here. And I'll get to the others some time! I love you all for supporting me, really! Besides, it's only a matter of time before the others find out who I am...then...I'm dead.
~Lil Red
3 Comments
SexyShota: If we ignore it, maybe it'll go away.
RinnyRinRin: (reply to SexyShota) What do you care, Banana Boy? I'm out of this shit now.
RinnyRinRin: (reply to RinnyRinRin) Oh by the way, keep your banana in your pants from now on;)
KurotanePiko: I like her.