Author's Note: Thanks for the reviews! Just wanted to let you guys know that I am still alive, and that my sister and I will not be writing any more chapters until after Christmas. There are semester exams to prepare for – ugh. To partially make up for the lack of a legitimate chapter, we wrote this wonderful little holiday blurb (There, I complimented it – merry Christmas little sis). Have a happy *insert whatever December holiday you celebrate here*, everyone!

I don't own anything from pop culture referenced here, or the Hunger Games.

President Frivoliuos Poison-Viper jumped into bed and fell asleep. What happened next could only be called a nightmare. Well, his nightmare, anyways.

"Merry Hanakwanzmas President Ecstatic Prissy-Face Candy-Muffin"Maritisu called up into the sparkly low-fat sugar mansion. President Frivolious Maxima Poison-Viper's eyes flew open. Please let the district girl be talking to someone else. he thought. He looked down, and saw that the floor and walls were red and white striped. The room smelt nice, like...like...peppermint? He licked the wall.

"WHY DID YOU LICK THAT WALL YOU MORON?" A random flying gingerbread badger bellowed at him.

"Who are you? Where am I? Why can't I lick the walls?" The badger ignored his words and ran his gingerbread claws over President Ecstatic Prissy-Face Candy-Muffin's face, leaving red sugar running down his face, forming a sugary pool on the floor.

The badger then jumped onto a rainbow screaming "ADVENTURE!" President Ecstatic Prissy-Face Candy-Muffin was confused, sugary, and pretty sure that the walls were meant to be licked. He licked the wall again.

"WHAT DID I TELL YOU, MORON?" The random flying gingerbread badger bellowed at him.

"Who are you? Where am I? Why can't I lick the walls?"

The badger ignored his words and ran his gingerbread claws across the other side of President Ecstatic Prissy-Face Candy-Muffin's face, leaving red sugar running down his face, forming a sugary pool on the floor. The badger then jumped onto his rainbow screaming "ADVENTURE!" President Ecstatic Prissy-Face Candy-Muffin decided to heed the badger's words and jumped out of the window. He knew one thing, and one thing only. He was NOT a reindeer, because as you all know, reindeer can fly.

He fell like a rock, and almost toppled the Kinorrah tree. "Heavens to Betsy!" Stevieldy remarked. President Ecstatic Prissy-Face Candy-Muffin stared at the girl? No, he was pretty sure it was a boy. Anyway, Stevieldy had menorrah print hair, Weirdo. happiness colored eyes, Wait... wha? and a ginormous neon halo. He blabbered to the girl next to him, who had Chrismas colored eyes, silvery tinsel hair, WTF? and wonderous naturally blinding white wings. "That there sugar fairy fell next to the Kinorrah tree," Stevieldy continued, "that means that we can sing a Hanakwanzmas carol to repel the sugar plum demons!" President Ecstatic Prissy-Face Candy-Muffin was terrifed for the first time in his life.

"On the first day of Hanakwanzmas this fairy gave to me..."

"Some corn and a roll of TP" WTH is wrong with these people?

"On the seond day of Hanakwanzmas this fairy gave to me..."

"2 tubes of toothpaste and some corn and a roll of TP" Make it stop...

"On the third day of Hanakwanzmas this fairy gave to me..."

"3 stale fries, 2 tubes of toothpaste, and some corn and a roll of TP." President Ecstatic Prissy-Face Candy-Muffin tried to tell them to shut up, but it felt like his mouth was glued shut. Wait... why can't I talk?

"On the fourth day of Hanakwanzmas this fairy gave to me..."

"4 well dressed hobos, 3 stale fries, 2 tubes of toothpaste, and some corn and a roll of TP."

"On the fifth day of Hanakwanzmas this fairy gave to me..."

"5 oooonion riiiiiiiings (ba dum dum) 4 well dressed hobos, 3 stale fries, 2 tubes of toothpaste, and some corn and a roll of TP."

"On the sixth day of Hanakwanzmas this fairy gave to me..."

"6 empty boxes..." President Frivolious Maxima Poison-Viper woke from his dream in a cold sweat. He swore he could still hear those...those voices singing that horendous song.

"On the tenth day of Hanakwanzmas this fairy gave to me..."

What? B-but...B-but...that..that was just part of his dream, right? He looked outside and saw Mary and Stewart singing. "_ (for the swear word of your choice)!" he screamed, but not loud enough to drown out the ending of the song.

"12 ticklish Elmos, 11 bad fanfics, 10 dumb advertisements, 9 clocks ticking, 8 jedi narwhals, 7 pencil sharpeners, 6 empty boxes, 5 ooonion riiiiiings (ba dum dum), 4 well dressed hobos, 3 stale fries, 2 tubes of toothpaste, and some corn and a roll of TP. And some corn and a roll of TPPPPPP!"

President Frivolious Maxima Poison-Viper fainted. Stewart and Mary high-fived each other and scampered off to their rooms; their eyebrows needed to be pretend plucked.