The Adventures of Mary Sue

by Kianlon

If you, like most people hate Mary-Sues… go find another fanfiction to read, 'cause you'll hate this one. Mary and Stewart are chosen for the whatever-eth Quarter Quell and Panem will never be the same again! Disclaimer: No crack was consumed in the making of this fanfic. Just that thing we need to breathe, oh what's it called again, air. Co-written by Nigel the Octopus.

5. IMPORTANT

Author's Note: Some very serious things have been happening lately, making it hard to attempt to write anything humorous. If this block persists for much longer, this story may be closed. Heck, I'm not even writing correctly; Mary Sue stories (almost) NEVER have good spelling or grammar. I can't even kill off the main characters that I hate because they never freaking die.

Also, because of the aforementioned problems, I will have to stop updating this story for awhile. Because there is a slight possibility that my sis and I may someday start writing again, this story will remain undeleted; however, it may undergo a major rewrite when and if I ever come back.

In the meantime, we started working on this Harry Potter/Percy Jackson crossover on the computer without spell check (that I didn't edit). Enjoy!

prolog

im Niteshade Darkn'ss Vampyre Trageddy Sorow Hunter-Ravenn. i hav lon blak har. i hav purpl is. my skin is pal wite, lik a vampire. o an im alsso a werwolf. a demigod dauter of Artemis Zeus Poseidon Hades Ares Athena Aphrodite Hephaestus Demeter Hera Hermes Dionysus Hestia (A/n: i copee pastd deese of off goooogle ;) ^^)air of a secrt fortun. i also last practicr of secrt maigiks. dont tel dumpledork. or draco. or percy. or nico. or luke. or harry. or ane of my over bfs. voldymort has retrnd. spoky rite? evn tho my bf harry potter 'killed' him a few yeers ago. dont tel harry, but i fink voldymort is reely cute. an why prcy kil kronos? he was meh dad to! enof abbout meh, tim to gett vis storee startd!

chat3r 1

frst 2 mak thins cleer da sortin hatt culdnt decde on mi hous so da heds of teh howsess duled ovr meh. thay al tide so a nuw hous eas mad 4 meh & any1 i desided is kewl enuf 2 bee in ot. so farr onle mi best frend Beladona Cad'nce Sunrse, aka Hermyonee. i wak 2 da secrt entranc 2 mi hows. sur enuf hary sas waitng 4 me 2 com owt. hes so faifful! i wis i culd tel him abote perc-e & howe much i luv him butt im afrade he wuldnt undrstand. hed fink i was cheetin on him. i nevr doo vat. NIghtshade Drkn'ss Vampire Tragedy Sorrow Hunter-Raven & prc-e's uv was ment 2 b. 4 us 2 b sepr8d itt wuld tak mor darc majik & powr ven voldymort culd evr imagin posesin. hary held mi in a mbrac tht maid mi 4get al abote percy nico luke draco & dumbledork. if onle i had nown prcy was coimin 2 teh dor 2 pik mi up! "Nightshade Drkn'ss Vampire Tragedy Sorrow Hunter-Raven! com un! its tine 4 ur dat!" prcy calmy sad. "wat" hary souted "iz HE doin hear." "hary itxz nt wht u thik" Nightshade Drkn'ss Vampire Tragedy Sorrow Hunter-Raven dramaticly sad.

PS: APRIL FOOL'S! The real chapter is on its way (eventually).