A/N: I feel like continuing this. It's completely out of boredom, but meh. Not like anything's changed. I'm also wondering that more mad enhancement/higher parameters=more cost.

Berserker's armaments=His stuff that he always carries with him.

Also this is the first story I've put myself in as a character.

Meanwhile, in a part of Akasha...

"..." The young woman with rich long brown hair and sapphire blue eyes felt a shiver run down her spine.

"What's wrong, Gaia?" The long golden blonde haired woman who noticed her counterpart, who suddenly stopped stamping the paperwork.

"I just feel that something is wrong, Alaya... Very, very wrong..." Gaia said with a grim expression.

"Oh right, it's that time of the century... It's the Holy Grail War again right? Well, I'm sure your work is going to skyrocket this year." Alaya said as she sipped some milk. 'Mine as well...'

"No... Something worse... Is it my imagination?" Gaia resumed stamping the mountain of paperwork on her desk, unlike Alaya who was watching television on the couch and eating EX ranked oatmeal cookies with EX ranked milk made by a certain red shadow.

"Emiya-kun, more please." Alaya in the frilly Gothic white one piece dress held out the empty plate to the Counter Guardian in the high school uniform wearing the red and white vertically striped apron.

"So, that's his brilliant plan? To throw us out into the blizzard without a warning or a proper reason other than training? Some grandfather he is." Berserker scowled. The two were shivering in the cold, since they were kicked out with only the clothes on their backs. "When I get back, I'm going to murder him..."

"B-brr-zerr-kerr..." Illya says with her teeth chattering.

"I know, I'll do something. I just found the perfect thing too." Berserker glanced at the the grey figures that were slowly surrounding them. "How does wolf meat sound for dinner? Maybe start a fire..."

"H-h-ow ar-r w-we g-g-going t-to st-start a f-fire in the f-firrist place-ce?" Illya says as she tries to get her homeostasis kicking in.

"Ah that's true..." Berserker glanced at the wolves, who began to pounce at the two as a pack of over 20. "Shit!" Berserker cried. Reaching underneath his jacket, he materialized his body and threw a few chicken drumsticks at the pack.

Illya stared blankly at the wittiness of the servant and decided not to question his actions as he pulled on her smaller hand. She expected him to fight them off, not lure them away with KFC as bait.

"Let's bail!"

'At least he's smart...' Illya thought as they began to head further and further away from the forest. 'I would most likely do much worse for a servant... Berserker is barely wasting any prana with his noble phantasm!'

Walking in a steady pace away from the wolves, in just a few minutes they were nowhere in the wolves' sight.

"Haha, that was a first time for me." Berserker says as he scratched the back of his head.

"..." Illya was somewhat amazed by the servant's genius. Sure, it was silly but super effective!

Guurgle~

The noise of Illya's stomach broke the Servant's mirth. "Want some candy?" Berserker took out a small, round lollipop from under his jacket once more. Illya still wasn't sure about her servant's abilities, which were a complete mystery.

Looking at the sweet object, Illya nodded in both hunger and curiosity.

It had been less than several hours since Illya was thrown out of the castle.

However something unexpected just occurred for the old man Acht. He felt two beings touch the bounded field around the Einzbern territory. Having them well in their grasp, they shouldn't be able to escape.

"Well, would you look at that..." Berserker grinned with the bucket of chicken wrapped around his left arm. "Finally, out of the dumb blizzard. Maybe I can finally get some sunlight for my stuff too."

'The bigger question was how he was able to navigate out of the forest so easily.' Illya thought with the candy still in her mouth, as she was following the bigger Servant the whole time. With the strange slim object in his hand, they easily made it out of the forest, avoiding only 6 conflicts with some wolves so far by throwing fried chicken at them. Long story short, it was a very, smooth stroll. "But, Grandfather's bounded field... How are you going to get past that?"

"Bounded wha?" Berserker said, turning his face as he walked into a tree. "...Ow. That's weird. Normally I avoid this kind of crap." He complained as he pulled out a splinter out of his forehead.

Berserker looked down at the snow trail he made, which strangely derailed a 90 degrees left turn abruptly.

"I see... 'Bounded field' huh?" Berserker said as he glared at the large black gates made of some metal. "So do I solve some weird puzzle here like usual? Nah, I'll just blow this crap up."

Berserker pulled out a very, very long stick with an oversized arrowhead tip behind him from under the black jacket. To Illya and many others, this looked like a magic trick.

'That looks like one of Kiritsugu's...' Illya thought as she stared at the RPG-7 in Berserker's hands. Pulling the trigger with quick aiming skills, Berserker fired.

Kaboom!*

Although the explosion shook the ground and created many vibrations, it didn't faze the bounded field at all, and the gates were still intact.

"Tch." Berserker clicks his tongue, lowering the rocket launcher that was used and stuffed it back into his pants in Illya's point of view. In truth he put it back into the dimensional pocket in his jacket he created with his mastery of troll physics. "No good huh?"

It was no noble phantasm, since Illya received no stimulation of pain or increase in temperature. It was an normal armament that came with the servant, like armor.

'Uwah, what a weak noble phantasm... So they're really exaggerated then...' Illya thought after looking at the aftermath. The trees surrounding the explosion were wrecked though.

Berserker looked at the gate one last time in deep thought. "Hmm... Illya, know any other way to get out of here?" He turned around to face the small master.

"I haven't heard of anyone ever getting past Grandfather's bounded field without his permission."

"...Oh well." Berserker sighed. 'Close enough... And there's some sunlight at least. I can finally recharge my electricity!' "Then let's stay here."

"Stay?" Illya asked with her face red from her body overheating. 'In this cold weather? We're going to starve...'

"Yup." Rummaging his jacket's pocket this time, he took out a small silver capsule with a 'C' labeled on it. Pushing down a button on the capsule, he tossed it roughly 70 meters away into the open field of snow that he cleared out.

"This is..."

Back to Akasha...

"It's so hot..." Gaia laid on the wooden desk, sweating like a pig in her black and white business suit.

"Really?" Alaya asks, who was now eating a bowl of EX ranked mashed potatoes. "I'm not feeling any heat over here..."

"I'm taking it off." Gaia pulled off the black tie around her neck.

"Wait... Here, put this on." The only Counter Guardian in the room sighed, and threw an identical dress he found in their closet to Gaia. 'Global warming at this stage so early?'

"Thank you." Gaia resumed undressing, as the Counter Guardian walked up to the freezer and took out an ice cream bar. Of course, all of his works were made with upmost Godliness that surpassed the God of cooking: himself; giving himself satisfaction because it was ranked EX.

"...I want some dessert too." The will of humanity began drooling. The Counter Guardian sighed once more and returned to the freezer, later handing her a cone of creamy strawberry and vanilla yogurt.

"Wow... Where did you get all this?" Illya looked around the small mansion. The technology around her was amazing; flat screen TVs, compact couches fluffy enough to be beds, machines that were cooking pizza frying food and ridiculously more things that seemed out of place anywhere for the 21st century.

"Well, I picked it off from the ground on the way to school one day... But people don't believe me anyway..." Berserker shrugged. 'Well, nobody would believe Trunks or Dragon Ball Z was real in the first place.'

"Oooh..." Illya poked the cold green gel surrounding the objects floating inside it. "Hey, what is this?"

"Stick your hand in it and find out." Berserker grinned.

Illya did so. "It's cold..."

"It's a refrigerator." Berserker explained.

"Really?" Illya asked with her eyes of a curious child. She had seen the kitchen in the Einzbern castle a number of times that was equipped with a large box before, but this?

"Yup. I picked this place up from the ground, but I made it so easy to live in I didn't have to move an inch for decades!" The servant laughed proudly. "Want me to show you something else?" He grinned, typing a few letters on the semi-holographic keyboard on the white couch. "Come here..."

"Oh!" Illya jumped onto the couch by the bulletproof glass, looking out the wide paned window in awe.

The next morning, the Einzbern head was awakened by an earthquake.

"!?" The old man jumped out of his sleep, taking a look outside the window to find the issue that disturbed his rest.

He found that there was no snow. None at all.

Instead, the whole Einzbern territory's snow was replaced with the lush greenery of nature not seen in over two Millennium!

"What's the meaning of this...!?" He was interrupted by a minor landslide covering the castle, seeing nothing but darkness now. It was as if the magecraft cast onto the Einzbern territory was undone!

Sella did not know what to think of this.

Yesterday, her master was thrown out of the Einzbern castle in the name of training after summoning her Servant Berserker. She was against it, but couldn't defy Jubstacheit Von Einzbern in the first place. Illyasviel had a legendary servant after all, and was powerful as proved in the Fourth HGW, so she should be safe.

Well, now she was too safe.

"A flying castle?" Leysritt wondered, looking at the small white mansion floating in the blue sky. It had never been seen before; in fact it was ridiculous for it to be flying in Einzbern territory of all things.

She didn't know what to be more surprised from; the castle itself, the fact that there was no snow, or the Einzbern castle that was now covered in rocks and mud trapped inside the mountain that they were forced to evacuate due to having caved in it's roof and upper floors. The remaining parts was now buried underneath a rockslide, due to all the snow on the mountain melting as well.

"Ojou-sama, please be safe..." Sella prayed.