The hooded figure made his way through the field as white as snow in the winter. He eventually landed like an airplane at the door leading to the main office. He could tell it was the main office because there was a sign on the door that said "Main Office." He took another heavy sigh like he was trying to blow out a birthday candle and went to knock on the brown wooden door, brown like his skin but not quite similar enough in tone for him to be able to camouflage himself or anything. By the way, he was wearing camo shorts, which didn't help him blend into anything at all because he wasn't in the forest or the army or anything like that. Personally, I think he has bad taste in fashion, but that's not a serious enough condition for him to be sent to Yamaku.
Before the man-boy could put his strong, manly yaoi hands to use by knocking on the door, a man opened the door. The figure took a step back, startled by the sudden change in events. He uttered his first words since starting his trek which seemed to begin like years ago.
"Who-who are you?"
"Are you an owl? Hahahahahahaha!" retorted the man in the door. The man in the door is named Mutou. He is a science teacher at Yamaku. He has windswept hair as though he was standing outside on a windy day. He is kind of old, like if you had an older brother who was older than you by ten or fifteen years. He is not as old as one of your parents unless your parents were fifteen when they had you, and that is too soon to be on Sixteen and Pregnant so why would they not just wait a year, you know what I mean?
"I am no such thing, nor am I a shapeshifter! I came all the way from New Jersey, and this is how you treat me?! I will not tolerate this tomfoolery!" Mutou looked at this figure oddly. He seemed to be roughly seventeen and had no visible bodily defects. In fact, he was in perfect shape, albeit with bad fashion taste. Mutou scoffed at the boy's camo shorts. It was winter and surely his legs were cold.
"Your legs must be cold," Mutou suggested.
"WHO ARE YOU?" AJ asked calmly.
"My name is Mutou, and I am a science teacher."
"Okay, 'Mutou', can you please direct me to the headmaster?"
"First, tell me your name. It is not wise to allow stray wanderers into a school. That's how bad things happen. One time I let a strange man into the school and then there was a lice outbreak. Did you know it's very hard to itch your head when you don't have any arms?" Mutuo thought of a girl named Rin who frowned very hard as she attempted to stretch her toes up to her red scalp, as red as a red delicious apple, but it probably didn't taste as good.
"My name is AJ Habatty and I am going to be enrolled in Yamaku for the spring semester of my senior year."
"Ah, yes. Mr. Habatty, you're on the list. Welcome to Yamaku."
AJ Habatty stepped in the room. It had four corners like a square and a ceiling that was higher than his head. It reminded him of home. This was going to be a good semester.