Chapter 2
Just kidding guys they didtn die, theres sooooo much moar they didtn even do yet so Nick didnt get a date yet. A new person appears in the story, a Gurg named Krimpuette. She is a female of the race called Gurg from the country of Urg. Dick was stuck in the league of ahole so he couldn't escape. but once he did he got so happy that he met Krimpuette and then she kileld him. But then krimp king Ash is like "No, why did you do that... he was my kirmpai~... why out of all things would you kill my kirmpai~... he was my... kirmpai~... why would you kill my krimpai~... he was the best pice of shit chompy neck anybody could ever ask 4 but nobody asked for he because hes dum so u cna kill him idc", so then Krimpuette proceeded to eat Dicks corpse with her urg spoon from the incredibly popular market Urg The Ching Chong Woman. One she was a about to scoob up a piece of Dick into the spoon... BLAMO here comes the fiya SUPA HOT FIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (the crowd goes wild) OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...kill em. Supa Hot Fiay questioned why she would scoob up a piece of Dick, so she replied with "Well I have nothing to do with ym time besides playing meez and club penguin... so i did this :3". Supa Hot Fiya was not please one bit, so he came up with some rad skilled insultz with a z. "Glasses.. jacket.. shirt... Call me glasses jacket shirt man", someone in the crowd speaks up "Yeah call me that". So then Krimpuette was instulted and wee wee wee'd all the wwaaaaaaaaaaaaay hom. Supa Hot Fiya wa svery pleased so he revived Dick with a Guardian Angel and he was like "SPAGOOBERRRRRRRRRRRRRR". SUpa Hot Fiya was very annoyed and killed Dick once again.
End of Chapter 2