Rush Week finally came. And I really needed to get into a sorority because I couldn't afford to live in a dorm anymore. My mom passed away and she was the one paying for my tuition and my dorm room. Maybe I could get into PNK.

"I can't believe Rush Week is already here. I just hope I get into PNK," Britney said.

"Me neither. I hope I get into sorority."

Britney and I walked to the Frat Row. We were excited and we first went to the PNK house. We were greeted by a girl who looked similar to Britney. Which I thought was creepy. Who had pink skin red-ish hair and a red-ish fluffy skirt and leg warmers. Her sweater was light pink and had vertical letters that read 'PNK'.

"Hi! I'm Carrie Williams; president of Python Nu Kappa."

"Hi." Britney and I said at the same time.

"Hey I remember you. You're Britney. Well I was talking about you to the other girls. So we all want you to join... Python Nu Kappa!"

Britney gasped. "Really!? Yay!" She jumped up and down with excitement.

"Um, excuse me Ms. Carrie Williams. Can I join your sorority?"

"Oh, well here at Python Nu Kappa we allow some girls who are similar to us in our sorority. Sorry, but maybe you can try Slugma Slugma Kappa."

I was upset.

"Sorry Diane. But I just know that Slugma Slugma Kappa will accept you." Britney said trying to make me feel better.

I sighed, "Thanks Brit. I'll see you back at the dorm."

I made my way to the EEK house. I kindly asked if I could join their sorority. They asked if I exercised a lot. My response was "Um... every once in awhile." Then I went to try Eta Hiss Hiss. I took one look at their house and I immediately knew that I wasn't meant for that sorority. I went to go try Slugma Kappa Theta, Chi Phi Argma, and Argma Slugma Argma and they all denied me in different ways. I sighed and went to go sit on the curb in front of the JOX's house.

"I'm an outcast," I told myself outloud.

"You too?"

I was surprised by a little guy. He was short and had five eyes. He has one horn on the left side of his head and brown hair. He was also wearing a blue sweater.

"Ah! You scared me there." I said panting. He sat next to me.

"Oh Sorry. I was saying that I'm also an outcast."

"I'm sorry to hear that. Why though?"

"None of the Fraternities accepted me."

"None of the sororities accepted me."

"I'm Scott Squibbles. My frie- mom calls me Squishy."

I shook his hand. "I'm Diane Richmond. My mom calls me Ar."

I saw Johnny coming my way.

"Hey Diane. Wanna come to the ROR house? We're having a party for scarers."

"Sure! Can my friend come?" I pointed to Squishy.

"It's a party for scarers not for losers."

That hit me hard, really hard.

"Well how do you know he's a loser? Maybe he's not," I said raising my voice.

"Look at him. He's not scary."

"And how do you know I'm not a loser?"

Johnny's grin faded. No words came out from his mouth.

"I thought so. You judge a book by it's cover."

I grabbed Squishy's hand and started to walk away.
"Lets go Squishy."

"Wait Diane!"

I heard Johnny's voice calling me but I ignored it.

"Thanks for sticking up for me like that. No one... has never done that for me."

"No problem."

"Was he your friend?"

"More like he use to be my friend."

"Oh. Where do we go now?"

I thought of some place that we could have fun.

"Wanna go to Pizza Planet? I haven't been there in a long time."

"Yeah sure! Why no-"

Suddenly a two headed monster, a purple monster, and an... old-ish monster fell in front of us.

"Oh my gosh! Are you guys OK?" I asked caringly.

"Um yeah. We just got kicked out of a party from Omega Roar." One of the two headed monsters said.

"Why?" I asked concerned.

"Some things are better left unsaid," the purple monster said.

"Gosh, some of these frats and sororities are mean. I was denied by all of the sororities." I said.

"And I was denied by all of the fraternities," Squishy said.

"So we're off to Pizza Planet if you guys wanna join us."

They all agreed. I drove them to Pizza Planet in my beautiful red car. I call my car Lightning (hehe get it?). We talked to each other on the way there.

"I'm Diane Richmond by the way. And this is Squishy"

"I'm Don Carlton," said the oldest one.

"I'm Terry with a y," one of the two headed monsters, the one with the tall neck to be exact.

"I'm Terri with an i," the other one said.

"And I'm Art," the monster said.

"Well it's nice to meet you all."

I was mostly talking to Art. He was an... extraordinary guy. Once we all got there we began to play games like little kids. After what felt like an 2 hours of playing we all sat down to eat pizza.

"Pizza's my favorite food."

"Same here," Terri said.

"If you don't mind me asking, why didn't any fraternity accept you guys?"

"They all said we were losers and dorks," said Terry.

"Oh. I think you guys are pretty cool. Even though I just met you."

"Thank you young lady. That certainly means a lot to us." Don said.

"I wish we were all in a fraternity and sororities."

"Listen kid, bad things happen, and there's nothing you can do about it (couldn't resist putting this quote in here)," Don replied.

I thought deeply. Then I came up with and idea that they all might like.

"Hey guys? What if you guys... you know. Form a... fraternity."

"That's a great idea!" Terri said slamming his hand on the table.

"Yeah! I'm in!" Squishy said enthusiastically.

"But what should we call our fraternity?" Art asked.

"OK, well let's see-"

I cut off Don and said, "That's it! OK: Oozma Kappa!"