A/N: Well, lads, I thought you'd be smart enough to be able to tell this is a parody. After all, it is listed as one.
Brooke Diana Naomi Lisa Marie Campbell-Shields (Take note, these are all females MJ had any sort of relationship with, even as just friends.) has just moved in to the town of Normal Valley with her niece, Sarah, (It's more common with nephews, actually.) who's parents are dead, in rehab, and otherwise unavailable, since the circumstances are always changing. She is 23 years old, with caramel skin, chocolate colored curls, and cherry red eyes. (So she's a walking dessert. OM NOM NOM.) She works for the mayor, who doesn't keep it a secret that he wants to get in her pants. (Maestro: Um, ew?)
One day, Sarah goes missing, and Brooke has to use her speshul snowflake powers to figure out where she is, which turns out to be Someplace Else. Thus, it is revealed that Sarah had no point in the story whatsoever other than to lead the Sue to Maestro, who seems friendly, but Brooke is still suspicious. Well, for a couple of days.
The two hit it off, and while they don't immediately fall in love, it doesn't take long before they bonk each other's brains out. (On a bed this time, thankfully.) Shortly afterward, the mayor tries to rape- I mean seduce Brooke, but she refuses, causing him to retaliate by storming the mansion with an angry mob. Because not only is the bitch worth it, but he also knew she was screwing Maestro.
However, the plan backfires, as Maestro proves he has a backbone (Jealousy: *snorts in disbelief* He broke quite easily for me.) and tries to scare them away. The story ends with Brooke doing nothing to help Maestro at all, yet still getting to marry him or some other rubbish like that.
Maestro: *nods* Marriage is for pansies. Nobody in my family ever (technically) got married, and look at us now! :D
Will: We're full of screwups. There was that deformed guy who ate people, I killed my own twin, Maestri killed her brother, Hazel spent her entire human life sick, Eric is terrifying, your parents met at a bar then screwed in a barn on the same night, resulting in you, and you're-
Maestro: *clamps hand over mouth* Okay, I think we're done here.
Will: *annoyed face*
Anywho, this is what I like to call a "civilized Sue". It acts like it isn't a MS, but because the plot is so full of holes it looks like Swiss cheese it ultimately becomes one. That, and I get pissed every time Maestro- and MJ in general- feels attracted to a girl at all purely because she's OMG SO HAWT. When am I gonna find a story with a plain/average looking female gets thd guy, or an attractive female becomes FRIENDS with the male lead? (Wait, I wrote one of those... But it was only because she was already dead. SON OF A-)
Because all MJ Fanfiction is about is self-insert sex fantasies with no soul. There is nothing to be learned from reading them, and you certainly won't walk away thinking "Wow, that was a beautiful story." The only exception I've ever read was the reason why I started writing about Maestro, and you scared her off through plagiarism. Shameless advertisement of Living in Ghost Town FTW. Go read that one, maybe you'll learn something.