Princess Stephanie of the planet Something-Or-Other (HAHAHAHAHA.) is 19 years old. She has neon purple hair and violet eyes. (Elizabeth Taylor must be spinning like a top in her grave...) Her skin is blue (Smurf! SMURRRFF!) and she is very skinny. As in, Barbie doll skinny. With the same physics as Jessica Rabbit.
The queen from Captain EO is her mother, and they hate each other because everyone loves Stephanie and her own mother is jealous. (REEEEEAAAALLLLLYYYYYYY?) So her mother keeps her locked away in the dungeons being tortured. (How do people love her then? o_O)
One day, Stephanie hears about some visitors to the planet, and uses her extreme hawtness to get the jailer to let her go up and see. (Why she wouldn't use this to escape, no one knows.) There she meets Captain EO and his ragtag gang of Muppets. EO saves the day while she watches and does nothing, and afterwards he offers to take her with him. Because he secretly wants to make whoopie with her. Yep. Insert Captain Kirk joke here.
Then they go on some adventures or something, after which they end up... I've run out of terms that mean intercourse, insert whatever you want here-and Stephanie finds out he is actually a fugitive, since he disobeyed orders and was supposed to kill everybody on her homeworld-cows-and she gets really mad, but they-they do something, and, and it's all okay then, but then he gets caught and tried before galactic court-CATS-where he was soon found guilty and banished to a colorless spaceship with his sister, who is therefore exposing her nipple. The End.
Oh yeah, and Stephanie exploded somewhere along the line. Hooter must've touched her hooters.
Maestro: *bangs head against wall*
A/N: My head hurts from all these Sues. I couldn't think of another one for Ghosts, so I made one for Captain EO instead.